Murphy's martial arts laws

Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts
    • The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him
    • The referee will always be looking the other way when you score
    • You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class
    • The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick
    • The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking techniques
    • If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer
    • After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat
    • After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam
    • In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours
    • No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn
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    • If you are sick and come to class anyway, you will end up coughing like youa re about to die at least once.
    • The better you know someone, the more likely you are to get hurt by them/hurt them.
    • When you are wearing the most embarrassing outfit ever, your instructor will see you.
    • If you have a crush on someone of the opposite gender in your class, you will injure them.
    • If you are a girl, and your hair is in a ponytail, you are very likely to have your hair pulled/yanked/in your face anyway.
    • If you are having cramps that day, you will be sparring.
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