Murphy's 4X4 Car Laws Section

• The shortest distance between 2 points is by 4X4. Sent by Hein Traag.
• Mud pools are always deeper than they appear. Sent by Hein Traag.
• The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little too short to reach a good hold. Sent by Hein Traag.
• Mud tends to go where you do not want it. Sent by Hein Traag.
• You blow a tire when in the middle of the mud. Sent by Hein Traag.
• The heavier the car, the deeper it sinks. Sent by Hein Traag.
• There's never a tree around when you're stuck in the mud. Sent by Hein Traag.
• The bigger the tire, the deeper the track. Sent by Hein Traag.
• The tire blows when it is most needed. Sent by Hein Traag.
• Water is always deeper than it appears. Sent by Hein Traag.
• Your snorkel is always that inch too short when it comes to diving. Sent by Hein Traag.
• A 4X4 is twice the fun of a 2WD and costs the same. Sent by Hein Traag.
• No matter where you go, you always cut corners. Sent by Hein Traag.
• Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4. Sent by Hein Traag.
• Corollary: That happens always when you're stuck in the mud. Sent by Hein Traag.
• Corollary: Your passenger gets angry at that time, because they have to get out to turn them. Sent by Hein Traag.
• If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.
• The road will be dry when you're in a 4WD car. Sent by Sanchay.
• The better the 4X4, the further into the sand/mud/forest it will get stuck. Sent by Jack R.
• There is no 4X4 better than a rental car. Sent by Jack R.