Murphy's Tank Warfare Laws

• The same gun tube that would stay in alignment after lifting a car will get you beaten after calibration if used to assist in climbing on the tank. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce.
• Tanks draw fire. A lot of it. It does not behoove the infantryman to hide behind one. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce.
• If you're close enough to hear an M1 tank running, while in combat, and not part of the crew, you're too close. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce.