https://murphys-laws.com/ https://murphys-laws.com/social/home.png Murphy's Law Archive - Home Murphy's Law Archive featuring laws, corollaries, and interactive calculators https://murphys-laws.com/android-chrome-512x512.png Murphy's Law Archive Logo https://murphys-laws.com/calculator/sods-law https://murphys-laws.com/social/sods-calculator.png Sod's Law Calculator Calculate your probability of things going wrong with the Sod's Law Calculator https://murphys-laws.com/calculator/buttered-toast https://murphys-laws.com/social/buttered-toast-calculator.png Buttered Toast Landing Calculator Calculate the probability of your toast landing butter-side down https://murphys-laws.com/law/2465 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2465.png Saddam's Last Law of War Don't pick a fight with the baddest guys on the block! Sent by Jim Kirk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2464 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2464.png Murphy's Law #2464 Night vision - isn't. Sent by Truga. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2463 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2463.png Murphy's Law #2463 The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy is your allies. Sent by Marc Underwood. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2462 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2462.png Revision to Marine Corp. Motto If it makes sense, we won't do it". Sent by Larry Wotring. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2461 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2461.png Murphy's Law #2461 You never have fire support in a heavy firefight, but you always have it on a silent recon mission. Sent by Roswell. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2460 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2460.png Murphy's Law #2460 Give an order, then change the order, and you will get disorder. Sent by Samuel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2459 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2459.png Murphy's Law #2459 If you survive extraordinary things, they will often be the little things that will kill you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2458 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2458.png Murphy's Law #2458 If God wanted boots to be comfortable, he would have designed them like running shoes. Sent by Pv1 Goetze. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2457 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2457.png Murphy's Law #2457 If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. Sent by C. Harper, former Lt. Vietnam '65. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2456 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2456.png Murphy's Law #2456 It is better to be lucky than good on the battlefield. Sent by Rob. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2455 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2455.png Murphy's Law #2455 Near death, but still alive? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2454 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2454.png Murphy's Law #2454 If you think you'll die, don't worry, you won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2453 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2453.png Murphy's Law #2453 An escaping soldier can be used again. Sent by Asier Zabarte. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2452 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2452.png Murphy's Law #2452 Never volunteer for anything https://murphys-laws.com/law/2451 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2451.png Murphy's Law #2451 Never be last. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2450 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2450.png Murphy's Law #2450 Never be first. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2449 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2449.png Murphy's Law #2449 Lackland's Laws: https://murphys-laws.com/law/2448 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2448.png Murphy's Law #2448 Comment: I didn't know there were Elves in Australia, and I didn't know that elves were interested in war. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2447 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2447.png Murphy's Law #2447 War does not determine who is right; war determines who is left and sent by Quenya. Aus. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2446 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2446.png Murphy's Law #2446 If you drop a soldier in the middle of a desert with a rock, a hammer, and an anvil, tell him not to touch any of it, and come back two hours later, the anvil will be broken. "Because soldiers gotta f https://murphys-laws.com/law/2445 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2445.png Murphy's Law #2445 Failure of plan A will directly affect your ability to carry out plan B. Sent by Lenny Quites. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2444 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2444.png Murphy's Law #2444 Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. Sent by Michael Desai. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2443 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2443.png Murphy's Law #2443 If you don't need something for your combat load for an OP PLAN, you'll wish you had it after it hits the fan in combat. Sent by Michael Desai. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2442 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2442.png Murphy's Law #2442 Stay away from officers in combat, they're clever decoys for noncoms. Sent by Michael Desai. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2441 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2441.png Murphy's Law #2441 When you get the coveted 1,000-yard stare, don't forget about the enemy who is 30 yards away and about to pop your ass. Sent by Michael Desai. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2440 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2440.png Murphy's Law #2440 If you can think, know exactly what's happening, and have total control of a situation in combat, then you're not in combat. Sent by Michael Desai. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2439 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2439.png Murphy's Law #2439 In peacetime, people say, "War is Hell." In combat, under fire from artillery, airplanes, or whatever, a soldier thinks, "War is really loud as Hell!". Sent by Michael Desai. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2438 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2438.png Murphy's Law #2438 Always keep one bullet in the chamber when changing your magazine. Sent by J.E.S. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2437 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2437.png Proximity factor The need for relief is directly related to the distance of the relief station that Joe Garcia sent. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2436 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2436.png Murphy's Law #2436 Military Intelligence is not a contradiction, but "Light Infantry" is. Sent by CPT Sean M. Murphy, FA, USA https://murphys-laws.com/law/2435 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2435.png Murphy's Law #2435 When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic. Sent by SPC Chris. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2434 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2434.png Murphy's Law #2434 As noted, "Friendly fire isn't!" Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2433 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2433.png Corollary AKs also use green tracers, which means "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out." Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2432 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2432.png Murphy's Law #2432 A combat vet will know the sound of an unfamiliar weapon in an instant and will point and shoot. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2431 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2431.png Murphy's Law #2431 Carrying any weapon you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is Not A Good Idea! Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2430 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2430.png Murphy's Law #2430 None of us can ever fully come home if everyone does not come home. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2429 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2429.png Murphy's Law #2429 Flying is better than walking. Walking is better than running. Running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac, even if it is, technically, a form of f https://murphys-laws.com/law/2428 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2428.png Murphy's Law #2428 Prayer may not help, but it can't hurt. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2427 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2427.png Murphy's Law #2427 Always make sure someone has a can opener. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2426 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2426.png Murphy's Law #2426 Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you will do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2425 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2425.png Murphy's Law #2425 If you win the battle, you are entitled to the spoils. If you lose, you don't care. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2424 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2424.png Murphy's Law #2424 There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2423 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2423.png Murphy's Law #2423 C-4 can make a dull day fun. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2422 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2422.png There is only one rule in war When you win, you get to make up the rules. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2421 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2421.png Murphy's Law #2421 Thousands of Veterans earn bravery medals daily. A few were even awarded and sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2420 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2420.png Murphy's Law #2420 Being shot hurts. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2419 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2419.png Murphy's Law #2419 Medals are OK, but having your body and friends in one piece at the end of the day is better. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2418 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2418.png Murphy's Law #2418 A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2417 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2417.png Corollary All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have small pieces of fish in them. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2416 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2416.png Murphy's Law #2416 Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations, which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations and no food. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2415 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2415.png Murphy's Law #2415 If you are allergic to lead, it is best to avoid a war zone. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2414 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2414.png Murphy's Law #2414 Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2413 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2413.png Murphy's Law #2413 If you are wearing body armor, they will probably miss that part. Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2412 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2412.png Murphy's Law #2412 If the rear echelon troops are happy, the front-line forces may not have what they need. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2411 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2411.png Murphy's Law #2411 Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2410 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2410.png Murphy's Law #2410 Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest. Sent by Jim. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2409 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2409.png Murphy's Law #2409 Cover your Buddy, so he can be around to cover for you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2408 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2408.png Murphy's Law #2408 NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition than the other guy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2407 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2407.png Murphy's Law #2407 Once you are in the fight, it is too late to wonder if this is a good idea. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2406 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2406.png Murphy's Law #2406 Don't be a hero. Sent by Bo Zhang. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2405 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2405.png Murphy's Law #2405 Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms. Sent by Donald J. Cheek, CPT, US Army (Ret) - Gulf War vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2404 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2404.png Three things you will never see in combat hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep. Sent by Donald J. Cheek, CPT, US Army (Ret) - Gulf War vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2403 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2403.png Murphy's Law #2403 You think the enemy has better artillery support, and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right. Sent by Donald J. Cheek, CPT, US Army (Ret) - Gulf War vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2402 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2402.png You have two mortal enemies in combat the opposing side and your rear services. Sent by Donald J. Cheek, CPT, US Army (Ret) - Gulf War vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2401 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2401.png Murphy's Law #2401 Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up. Sent by Donald J. Cheek, CPT, US Army (Ret) - Gulf War vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2400 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2400.png Murphy's Law #2400 Complain about the rations all you want, but just remember, they could very well be your last meal. Sent by Donald J. Cheek, CPT, US Army (Ret) - Gulf War vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2399 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2399.png Murphy's Law #2399 You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first. Sent by Charlie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2398 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2398.png Murphy's Law #2398 Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case." Sent by Charlie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2397 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2397.png Corollary When he's not there, when you're not there, or both. Sent by Charlie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2396 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2396.png A few times, the enemy can't hear you When he's dead, you're dead, or both. Sent by Charlie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2395 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2395.png Murphy's Law #2395 Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas. Sent by Charlie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2394 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2394.png Murphy's Law #2394 Flashlights, lighters, and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area, but also you. Sent by Charlie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2393 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2393.png Murphy's Law #2393 If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too. Sent by Charlie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2392 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2392.png Murphy's Law #2392 Comment: General John Sedgwick said on May 9, 1864, at the Battle of Spotsylvania. Sent by Mike Gottert. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2391 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2391.png Some General's last words (as his aides tried to get him to get his head down) What! What! Men, dodging this way for single bullets! What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Sent by Yael Drag https://murphys-laws.com/law/2390 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2390.png Murphy's Law #2390 If you survive an ambush, something's wrong. Sent by CPL Nagel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2389 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2389.png Murphy's Law #2389 Carrying too much ammo is physically impossible. Sent by Baseka@aol.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/2388 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2388.png Murphy's Law #2388 When in a firefight, kill as many as possible. The one you miss may not miss tomorrow. Sent by Hank Samples, A Vietnam Nam combat veteran (70-72), 11th ACR-101st Abn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2387 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2387.png Murphy's Law #2387 A half-filled canteen is a beacon for a fully loaded enemy weapon. Sent by Hank Samples, A Vietnam Nam combat veteran (70-72), 11th ACR-101st Abn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2386 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2386.png Murphy's Law #2386 Respect all religions in a combat zone. Take no chances on where you may go if killed. Sent by Hank Samples, A Vietnam Nam combat veteran (70-72), 11th ACR-101st Abn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2385 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2385.png Murphy's Law #2385 Never expect rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short are the rations of shit. Sent by Hank Samples, A Vietnam Nam combat veteran (70-72), 11th ACR-101st Abn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2384 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2384.png Murphy's Law #2384 Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life. Sent by Hank Samples, A Vietnam Nam combat veteran (70-72), 11th ACR-101st Abn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2383 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2383.png Murphy's Law #2383 Avoid loud noises; there are few silent killers in a combat zone. Sent by Hank Samples, A Vietnam Nam combat veteran (70-72), 11th ACR-101st Abn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2382 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2382.png Murphy's Law #2382 All or any of the above combined. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2381 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2381.png Murphy's Law #2381 If you see you, so can the enemy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2380 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2380.png Murphy's Law #2380 Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2379 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2379.png Murphy's Law #2379 Nothing is more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you and miss. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2378 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2378.png Murphy's Law #2378 The only time suppressive fireworks are used is on abandoned positions. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2377 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2377.png Murphy's Law #2377 If you need an officer in a hurry, take a nap. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2376 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2376.png The quartermaster has only two sizes too large and too small. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2375 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2375.png Murphy's Law #2375 If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2374 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2374.png Murphy's Law #2374 The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2373 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2373.png Murphy's Law #2373 The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2372 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2372.png Murphy's Law #2372 The most dangerous in a combat zone is an officer with a map. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2371 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2371.png Murphy's Law #2371 No battle plan survives contact with the enemy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2370 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2370.png Murphy's Law #2370 If only one solution for a field problem can be found, it is usually a stupid solution. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2369 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2369.png Murphy's Law #2369 Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2368 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2368.png Murphy's Law #2368 Walking point = sniper bait. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2367 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2367.png Murphy's Law #2367 The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2366 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2366.png Murphy's Law #2366 Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2365 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2365.png Murphy's Law #2365 It rains when you are served hot chow in the field. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2364 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2364.png Murphy's Law #2364 Whenever you drop your equipment in a firefight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2363 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2363.png Murphy's Law #2363 The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2362 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2362.png Murphy's Law #2362 Success occurs when no one is looking; failure occurs when the General is watching. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2361 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2361.png Murphy's Law #2361 There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2360 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2360.png Murphy's Law #2360 The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness). https://murphys-laws.com/law/2359 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2359.png Murphy's Law #2359 The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2358 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2358.png Murphy's Law #2358 Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2357 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2357.png Murphy's Law #2357 Fire density increases proportionally to the target's curiosity. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2356 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2356.png Murphy's Law #2356 If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2355 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2355.png Murphy's Law #2355 The enemy won't walk into your ambush if properly set. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2354 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2354.png Murphy's Law #2354 If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2353 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2353.png Murphy's Law #2353 Never be the first, never be the last, and never volunteer to do anything. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2352 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2352.png Murphy's Law #2352 There is no place like a convenient foxhole. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2351 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2351.png Murphy's Law #2351 Every command that can be misunderstood will be. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2350 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2350.png Murphy's Law #2350 The crucial round is a dud. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2349 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2349.png Murphy's Law #2349 The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2348 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2348.png Murphy's Law #2348 All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2347 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2347.png Murphy's Law #2347 The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2346 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2346.png Body count Math 3 guerrillas plus one probable plus two pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2345 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2345.png Murphy's Law #2345 Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2344 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2344.png Murphy's Law #2344 Murphy was a grunt. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2343 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2343.png Murphy's Law #2343 A Purple Heart proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2342 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2342.png Murphy's Law #2342 The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2341 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2341.png Corollary When you are low on supplies & ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2340 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2340.png Murphy's Law #2340 When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2339 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2339.png Murphy's Law #2339 The perfect officer for the job will transfer on the day after that billet is filled by someone else. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2338 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2338.png Murphy's Law #2338 The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2337 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2337.png Murphy's Law #2337 Stealing information from a person is called plagiarism. Stealing information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2336 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2336.png Murphy's Law #2336 The difficult part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want but know what they don't like. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2335 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2335.png Murphy's Law #2335 Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2334 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2334.png Murphy's Law #2334 When reviewing the radio frequencies you wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2333 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2333.png Murphy's Law #2333 Air strikes always overshoot the target, and artillery always falls short. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2332 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2332.png Murphy's Law #2332 For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp) https://murphys-laws.com/law/2331 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2331.png Murphy's Law #2331 If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2330 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2330.png Murphy's Law #2330 No matter which way you have to march, it's always uphill. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2329 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2329.png Murphy's Law #2329 You don't get field experience until just after you need it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2328 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2328.png Murphy's Law #2328 The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2327 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2327.png Murphy's Law #2327 The more a weapon costs, the farther you must send it away to be repaired. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2326 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2326.png Murphy's Law #2326 Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. You can't hit the broad side of a barn whenever you are low on ammo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2325 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2325.png Murphy's Law #2325 The worse the weather, the more you must be in it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2324 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2324.png Murphy's Law #2324 A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2323 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2323.png Murphy's Law #2323 One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2322 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2322.png Murphy's Law #2322 The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2321 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2321.png Murphy's Law #2321 Everything always works in your HQ and fails in the Colonel's HQ. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2320 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2320.png Murphy's Law #2320 Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2319 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2319.png Murphy's Law #2319 The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2318 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2318.png Murphy's Law #2318 Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2317 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2317.png Murphy's Law #2317 If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2316 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2316.png Murphy's Law #2316 Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2315 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2315.png Murphy's Law #2315 The side with the simplest uniforms wins. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2314 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2314.png Murphy's Law #2314 When in doubt, empty your magazine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2313 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2313.png Murphy's Law #2313 It may concern" you've got to think about. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2312 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2312.png Murphy's Law #2312 It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom https://murphys-laws.com/law/2311 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2311.png Murphy's Law #2311 Interchangeable parts aren't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2310 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2310.png Murphy's Law #2310 The one item you need is always in short supply. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2309 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2309.png Murphy's Law #2309 Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2308 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2308.png Sniper's motto reach out and touch someone. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2307 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2307.png Murphy's Law #2307 B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2306 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2306.png Murphy's Law #2306 Mines are equal opportunity weapons. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2305 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2305.png Murphy's Law #2305 Napalm is an area support weapon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2304 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2304.png Murphy's Law #2304 The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2303 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2303.png Murphy's Law #2303 Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2302 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2302.png Air defense motto shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2301 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2301.png Murphy's Law #2301 If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2300 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2300.png Murphy's Law #2300 The weather ain't neutral. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2299 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2299.png Murphy's Law #2299 Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2298 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2298.png Murphy's Law #2298 Military Intelligence is a contradiction. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2297 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2297.png Murphy's Law #2297 Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2296 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2296.png Murphy's Law #2296 They're both right when both sides are convinced they're about to lose. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2295 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2295.png Murphy's Law #2295 If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2294 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2294.png Murphy's Law #2294 Tracers work both ways. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2293 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2293.png Murphy's Law #2293 Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2292 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2292.png Murphy's Law #2292 Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2291 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2291.png Murphy's Law #2291 Radar tends to fail at night, in bad weather, and especially during both.) https://murphys-laws.com/law/2290 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2290.png Murphy's Law #2290 Radios will fail once you need fire support. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2289 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2289.png Murphy's Law #2289 Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2288 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2288.png Murphy's Law #2288 Things that must be shipped together as a set aren't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2287 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2287.png Murphy's Law #2287 The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2286 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2286.png Murphy's Law #2286 If the enemy is within range, so are you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2285 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2285.png Murphy's Law #2285 No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2284 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2284.png Murphy's Law #2284 No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2283 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2283.png Murphy's Law #2283 Incoming fire has the right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2282 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2282.png Murphy's Law #2282 When you have secured the area, ensure the enemy knows it too. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2281 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2281.png Murphy's Law #2281 You are in the combat zone if you are short of everything but the enemy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2280 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2280.png Murphy's Law #2280 Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2279 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2279.png Murphy's Law #2279 Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2278 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2278.png Murphy's Law #2278 Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2277 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2277.png Murphy's Law #2277 The easy way is always mined. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2276 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2276.png Murphy's Law #2276 The important things are always simple; the simple are always difficult. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2275 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2275.png The Ol' Ranger's addendum Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush! https://murphys-laws.com/law/2274 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2274.png Murphy's Law #2274 A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2273 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2273.png Murphy's Law #2273 There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2272 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2272.png Murphy's Law #2272 Five-second fuses always burn three seconds. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2271 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2271.png Murphy's Law #2271 There is no such thing as a perfect plan. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2270 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2270.png Murphy's Law #2270 No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2269 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2269.png Murphy's Law #2269 When you're not. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2268 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2268.png Murphy's Law #2268 When they're ready. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2267 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2267.png Murphy's Law #2267 The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: https://murphys-laws.com/law/2266 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2266.png Murphy's Law #2266 The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2265 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2265.png Murphy's Law #2265 If your attack is going well, it's an ambush. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2264 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2264.png Murphy's Law #2264 Remember, the lowest bidder made your weapon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2263 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2263.png Murphy's Law #2263 Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2262 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2262.png Murphy's Law #2262 Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2261 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2261.png Murphy's Law #2261 If you are ahead of your position, your artillery will fall short. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2260 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2260.png Murphy's Law #2260 If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2259 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2259.png Murphy's Law #2259 Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2258 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2258.png Murphy's Law #2258 If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2257 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2257.png Murphy's Law #2257 A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2256 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2256.png Murphy's Law #2256 You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2255 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2255.png Murphy's Law #2255 Suppressive fires - won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2254 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2254.png Murphy's Law #2254 Recoilless rifles - aren't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2253 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2253.png Murphy's Law #2253 Friendly fire - isn't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2252 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2252.png Murphy's Law #2252 Burning materials that require extinguishing by powder or gas will be treated with water. Sent by Shlomo Targan. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2251 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2251.png Murphy's Law #2251 Chiefs are like diapers, always on your ass and full of shit. Sent by Sean. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2250 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2250.png Murphy's Law #2250 Captain on location with heavy panic showing. Sent by Sean. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2249 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2249.png Murphy's Law #2249 CHAOS = Chiefs have arrived on scene. Sent by Sean. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2248 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2248.png Murphy's Law #2248 As soon as hot food is served in the field, it rains. If only one solution for a field problem can be found, it is usually a stupid solution. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2247 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2247.png Murphy's Law #2247 Success occurs when no one is looking; failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2246 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2246.png Murphy's Law #2246 The self-importance of a Deputy Captain is inversely proportional to his actual importance in the chain of command. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2245 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2245.png Murphy's Law #2245 The more stupid the leader is, the more important tasks he is ordered to carry out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2244 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2244.png Murphy's Law #2244 Never be the first, never be the last, and never volunteer to do anything. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2243 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2243.png Murphy's Law #2243 Beer Math -> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2242 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2242.png Corollary The simple things are always difficult. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2241 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2241.png Murphy's Law #2241 The important things are always simple. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2240 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2240.png Murphy's Law #2240 If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2239 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2239.png Murphy's Law #2239 You aren't Superman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2238 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2238.png Murphy's Law #2238 The pump is the equipment that usually won’t start or jam when you need it the most. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2237 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2237.png Murphy's Law #2237 Self-starters - won’t. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2236 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2236.png Murphy's Law #2236 Leak-proof seals - will. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2235 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2235.png Murphy's Law #2235 Interchangeable parts - don't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2234 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2234.png Murphy's Law #2234 You don't get field experience until just after you need it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2233 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2233.png Murphy's Law #2233 The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2232 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2232.png Murphy's Law #2232 The worse the weather, the more you must be in it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2231 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2231.png Murphy's Law #2231 A clean and dry set of overalls is a magnet for mud and rain. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2230 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2230.png Murphy's Law #2230 One Crew leader is never enough, but two is entirely too many. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2229 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2229.png Murphy's Law #2229 Crew leaders and above never watch until you make a mistake. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2228 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2228.png Murphy's Law #2228 Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2227 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2227.png Murphy's Law #2227 Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2226 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2226.png Murphy's Law #2226 Crew Leaders, not GOD, make priorities. There’s a difference. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2225 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2225.png Murphy's Law #2225 It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2224 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2224.png Murphy's Law #2224 If orders can be misunderstood, they have been. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2223 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2223.png Murphy's Law #2223 Instead, worry about the falling tree addressed, "To whom it may concern". https://murphys-laws.com/law/2222 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2222.png Murphy's Law #2222 Never worry about the falling tree branch with your name on it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2221 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2221.png Murphy's Law #2221 If your Captain can see you, then so can the public. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2220 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2220.png Uniforms only come in two sizes too small and too large. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2219 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2219.png Murphy's Law #2219 Falling trees have the right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2218 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2218.png Murphy's Law #2218 When dealing with the public, try to appear unimportant. They may find someone else to ask that stupid question to. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2217 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2217.png Corollary The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2216 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2216.png Murphy's Law #2216 There is always an easy way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2215 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2215.png Murphy's Law #2215 Don't look conspicuous. When you’re dealing with the public, this can lead to stupid questions. Back on Station, it can lead to Crew Leaders. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2214 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2214.png Murphy's Law #2214 The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to the number of people who want to play it. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2213 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2213.png Murphy's Law #2213 You'll either be overrun by newbies who have too original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left deserted wit https://murphys-laws.com/law/2212 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2212.png Corollary You'll have to write it yourself. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2211 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2211.png Murphy's Law #2211 Nobody is lazy; they're busy perfecting their posts, which they will make soon, which will be awesome. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2210 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2210.png Corollary The player of the most powerful character will complain about a lack of realism. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2209 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2209.png Murphy's Death Spiral The longer your campaign goes on, the more ridiculously powerful you'll have to make the villains to present a challenge to your demi-god characters. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2208 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2208.png Murphy's Law #2208 Organized. Complete. Readable. Pick two. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2207 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2207.png Murphy's Law #2207 When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it repeatedly, you are recording the wrong channel. Sent by Yeeyeeyi@wmconnect.com. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2206 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2206.png Murphy's Law #2206 When you want to watch your favorite program, there is a blackout. Sent by Yeeyeeyi@wmconnect.com. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2205 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2205.png Murphy's Law #2205 If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the https://murphys-laws.com/law/2204 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2204.png Murphy's Law #2204 If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will repeat the first. Sent by Shonda Purvis. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2203 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2203.png Murphy's Law #2203 The television show you once watched and loved will be discontinued. Sent by Chiyvonne. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2202 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2202.png Magellan's Allegory If someone giving you directions says at any time, "You can't miss it," be assured that you will. Sent by Wag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2201 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2201.png Murphy's Law #2201 You're already having a bad day, the shortest. In that case, the most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken https://murphys-laws.com/law/2200 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2200.png Murphy's Law #2200 The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way. Sent by romanaround. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2199 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2199.png Murphy's Law #2199 When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign. Sent by Lonnie McLaughlin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2198 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2198.png Murphy's Law #2198 Once the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline re-encounters turbulence. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2197 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2197.png Murphy's Law #2197 Travel is a delight if you have a place to leave and return to. Sent by Milind. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2196 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2196.png Murphy's Law #2196 Murphy was a frequent flyer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2195 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2195.png Murphy's Law #2195 The departure gate number is inversely proportional to the time available to get there. Sent by Bob McAuliffe, Jr. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2194 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2194.png Murphy's Law #2194 The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry-on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight. Sent by Rick Delaney. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2193 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2193.png Murphy's Nitpicking Note Every character has an aspect that can and will be insulted and ridiculed at length. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2192 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2192.png Corollary You're the exception, since you're unpopular and will be phased out of the series. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2191 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2191.png Murphy's Law #2191 Nobody ever dies; everyone returns to bug you and make you waste ammunition on them. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2190 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2190.png Corollary Your inner workings are not stressed to withstand hits by directed energy weaponry. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2189 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2189.png Murphy's Law #2189 The more powerful your altmode, the longer and easier it will be to interrupt your transformation. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2188 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2188.png Corollary There are no original characters, just stereotypes that have yet to become prominent. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2187 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2187.png Murphy's Law #2187 The typical job interview will begin with "So, what cultural stereotype do you represent?" Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2186 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2186.png Murphy's Law #2186 Even if you wield the Matrix, end the war, and save the universe a few times, there'll still be a writer out there who will see to it that you'll be remembered for that one horrible story you were in. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2185 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2185.png Murphy's Law #2185 If your leader carries a big cannon on his right arm, respectfully request a transfer. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2184 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2184.png Murphy's Law #2184 When you think you've cornered someone, they'll call in their friends and combine into a huge lumbering giant who will promptly crush you. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2183 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2183.png Murphy's Law #2183 If you have an aerial altmode and take to the sky, someone will hit you with an EMP blast. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2182 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2182.png Murphy's Law #2182 Shoot them all, let Primus sort them out. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2181 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2181.png Murphy's Cybertron Blues T-Shirt Analogy My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this st https://murphys-laws.com/law/2180 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2180.png Murphy's Law #2180 Cybertronian Marksmanship is an oxymoron. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2179 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2179.png Murphy's Law #2179 Just because you have a ten in one of your stats doesn't mean some leader toy can't pulverize you with its 10+ stat. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2178 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2178.png Murphy's Law of Acceptable Disguise All good altmodes are taken. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2177 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2177.png Corollary If enough people complain, they'll bring you back and piss off the continuity-worshipping fan-boys. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2176 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2176.png Murphy's Law #2176 Never deceive yourself into thinking you're the toughest Transformer. If Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2175 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2175.png Murphy's Law #2175 If I hide it well enough, it will always be mine. Sent by Jennifer Parkins. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2174 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2174.png Murphy's Law #2174 The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up. Sent by Mary Streeter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2173 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2173.png Murphy's Law #2173 Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you. Sent by Acacia Anderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2172 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2172.png Murphy's Law #2172 The availability of daycare is directly proportional to how badly you need it. Sent by Acacia Anderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2171 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2171.png Murphy's Law #2171 The child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have. Sent by Stacy Robarge. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2170 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2170.png Murphy's Law #2170 The bigger the call, the bigger the mess. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2169 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2169.png Murphy's Law #2169 When you are in a hurry, the child will dawdle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2168 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2168.png Murphy's Law #2168 The more you pay for the car seat, the more the child will hate it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2167 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2167.png Murphy's Law #2167 The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the trouble the child gets into. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2166 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2166.png Murphy's Law #2166 The clothes/shoes you bought last week will not fit this week or be "cool" enough for this week. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2165 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2165.png Murphy's Law #2165 The child will have to use the bathroom once the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2164 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2164.png Murphy's Law #2164 The child must use the bathroom once the snow suit and accompanying paraphernalia are on. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2163 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2163.png Murphy's Law #2163 The more preparation time for the meal, the less likely a child is to eat it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2162 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2162.png Murphy's Law #2162 Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts (etc.) are always on the same day with less than 5 minutes between. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2161 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2161.png Murphy's Law #2161 The louder you speak and the more you repeat something, the more it is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2160 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2160.png Murphy's Law #2160 If I broke it, it's your fault. Sent by Rose Wassef. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2159 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2159.png Murphy's Law #2159 If I make a mess, you must clean it up. Sent by Rose Wassef. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2158 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2158.png Murphy's Law #2158 If it is broken, it is yours. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2157 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2157.png Murphy's Law #2157 If it looks like the one I have at home, it is mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2156 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2156.png Murphy's Law #2156 If you had it, you put it down; it is now mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2155 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2155.png Murphy's Law #2155 If I had it, put it down; it is still mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2154 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2154.png Murphy's Law #2154 If I saw it first, it's mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2153 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2153.png Murphy's Law #2153 If I think it is mine, it is. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2152 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2152.png Murphy's Law #2152 If I am playing with something, ALL of the pieces are mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2151 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2151.png Murphy's Law #2151 If I can take it from you, it is mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2150 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2150.png Murphy's Law #2150 If I like it, it's mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2149 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2149.png Murphy's Law #2149 If it's yours, it's mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2148 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2148.png Murphy's Law #2148 If it's mine, it's mine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2147 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2147.png Murphy's Law #2147 The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the number of people around to witness. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2146 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2146.png Corollary Especially food. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2145 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2145.png Murphy's Law #2145 A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2144 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2144.png Corollary The more potential a food has for stains, the more expensive the item of clothing/fabric/furniture it strikes. Sent by Grotblik. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2143 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2143.png Murphy's Law #2143 The more potential a food has for stains, the greater the coverage area when a child hurls it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2142 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2142.png Murphy's Law #2142 When you forget the stroller, they will want to ride. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2141 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2141.png Murphy's Law #2141 When you bring the stroller, they will want to walk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2140 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2140.png Murphy's Law #2140 When you want them to walk, they will want to be carried. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2139 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2139.png Murphy's Law #2139 When you need to carry a child, they will want to walk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2138 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2138.png Law of Repairmen The repairman fixes your machine to break down the next day and charges for a new machine. Sent by Eddy Cosma. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2137 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2137.png Murphy's Law #2137 The repairman will have never seen a model quite like yours before. Sent by Christa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2136 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2136.png Murphy's Law #2136 The disappearance of a nagging error in a system is explicable only in terms of the insignificant contribution of the source to that system. Sent by Manjunatha M., an application engineer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2135 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2135.png First Law of Linear Equations Given any system of n linear equations, there will be n+1 unknowns. Sent by Bill Pramik. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2134 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2134.png The Harvard Principle Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of temperature, humidity, pressure, etc., the organism will do as it pleases. Sent by Bill Pramik. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2133 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2133.png Murphy's Law #2133 All mechanical and electrical equipment will catastrophically fail after the guarantee has expired unless an extended warranty has been purchased. Sent by Blair Murray. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2132 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2132.png Corollary The cost and availability of a replacement part are inversely proportional to the price of the whole system: a $1500 device will fail because of the burnout of a 25¢ capacitor. But the 25¢ capacitor i https://murphys-laws.com/law/2131 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2131.png Assaf's Laws of Replacement Parts A failed 25¢ part cannot be replaced by a new 25¢ part, but by a sub-assembly whose cost is equal to or greater than that of the device needing the part. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2130 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2130.png Murphy's Law #2130 A device with an indestructible core user serviceable component is deemed unsafe until it's replaced by an expensive, unobtainable, inefficient component that needs constant servicing. Sent by Takura https://murphys-laws.com/law/2129 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2129.png Murphy's Law #2129 The degree to which a device will function is directly proportional to the number of times it has been bashed and inversely proportional to its cost. Sent by Takura Razemba. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2128 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2128.png Murphy's Law #2128 The more important your email is, the worse your email client will screw it up. Sent by Padme. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2127 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2127.png Murphy's Law #2127 The more you want to contact someone over an instant messenger, the more inversely proportional it is to the chances they will be online. Sent by Padme. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2126 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2126.png Corollary All impossible failures will happen on the client's desktop. Sent by Dino Price. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2125 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2125.png Murphy's Law #2125 All impossible failures will happen at the test site. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2124 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2124.png Murphy's Law #2124 Technicians are the only ones who don't trust technology. Sent by Jan Wenall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2123 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2123.png Murphy's Law #2123 You're not an expert if you think you understand science, computers, or women. Sent by Jan Wenall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2122 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2122.png Murphy's Law #2122 The more knowledge you gain, the less certain you are. Sent by Jan Wenall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2121 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2121.png Murphy's Law #2121 A man with one watch is certain about time, but a man with two watches isn't. Sent by Jan Wenall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2120 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2120.png Murphy's Law #2120 The less intelligent the idea and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded. Sent by Brad Gochnauer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2119 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2119.png Corollary The investors will not be happy. Sent by Jon Proesel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2118 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2118.png Corollary It will happen faster than you think. Sent by Jon Proesel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2117 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2117.png Corollary Any project that can consume more resources before reaching its final state will do so. Sent by Jon Proesel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2116 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2116.png Murphy's Law #2116 The proposed size of any project is inversely proportional to its eventual size. Sent by Jon Proesel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2115 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2115.png Murphy's Law #2115 Interchangeable parts aren't. Sent by Trekker. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2114 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2114.png Murphy's Law #2114 When you finally update to a new technology, everyone stops supporting it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2113 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2113.png Murphy's Law #2113 Equivalent replacement parts aren't. Sent by Bill Selover. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2112 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2112.png Murphy's Law #2112 Any wire cut to length will be too short. Sent by Bill Selover. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2111 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2111.png Murphy's Law #2111 Any tool dropped will fall where it can cause the most damage. Sent by Bill Selover. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2110 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2110.png Somers' Law of Repair No part ever fails where you can reach it, or where there is enough light to see how to replace it. Sent by John Somers. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2109 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2109.png Research Law No matter how clever and complete your research is, there is always someone who knows more. Sent by J. Lawrence Katz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2108 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2108.png Corollary if it works in practice, it won't work in theory. Sent by Kevin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2107 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2107.png Murphy's Law #2107 If it works in theory, it won't work in practice. Sent by Kevin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2106 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2106.png Murphy's Law #2106 The probability of any machine breaking increases with the importance of the expected visit. Sent by Asier Zabarte. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2105 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2105.png Murphy's Law #2105 All the engineers can do is shiver or sweat and moan about it, and say how they would fix it if the building owner gave a damn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2104 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2104.png Murphy's Law on HVAC systems An HVAC (Heating, Ventilating, and Air Conditioning) engineering firm will invariably lease office space in a building with a lousy HVAC system. Sent by Michael W. Murphy, who has worked in 6 HVAC fir https://murphys-laws.com/law/2103 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2103.png Murphy's Law #2103 The maintenance department neglects customers' complaints until it starts installing in customers' new projects. Sent by Khaled. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2102 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2102.png Murphy's Law #2102 The chance a copy machine will break down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be required. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2101 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2101.png Murphy's Law #2101 On a cruise ship, the one most important part you don't have in stock always breaks on a Friday evening, just when you leave the harbor, and the next time you will be in the harbor is a Sunday or Chri https://murphys-laws.com/law/2100 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2100.png Corollary If the boss is wrong, return to the rule. Sent by RC. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2099 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2099.png Murphy's Law #2099 The boss is always right. Sent by RC. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2098 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2098.png Murphy's Law #2098 An expert will always state the obvious. Sent by Lawman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2097 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2097.png Murphy's Law #2097 High-tech man-year = 730 people trying to finish a project before lunch. Sent by Eric. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2096 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2096.png Murphy's Law #2096 Comment: Karl Imhoff was a German engineer who developed sewage treatment systems in the early 1900s. His biggest contribution was the Imhoff Tank, which allows sewage to settle. Sent by P. R. Suhr. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2095 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2095.png The Imhoff Law The largest chunks always rise to the top. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2094 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2094.png The rule of Protection If you install a 50¢ fuse to protect a 100$ component, the 100$ component will blow to protect the 50¢ fuse. Sent by Bob Holdener. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2093 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2093.png Murphy's Law #2093 Multi-million pound technology is worthless in the hands of morons. Sent by Danny. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2092 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2092.png Murphy's Law #2092 In electronics repair, the part with the highest failure rate will always be located in the least accessible area of the equipment. Sent by Richard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2091 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2091.png Murphy's Law #2091 Measurements will be quoted in the least practical unit. Velocity, for example, will be measured in 'furlongs-per-fortnight'. Sent by Keith Hipkins. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2090 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2090.png Murphy's Law #2090 It is simple to make something complex, and complex to make it simple. Sent by Fred Buterbaugh. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2089 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2089.png Murphy's Law #2089 In today's fast-moving tech environment, it is a requirement that we forget more than we learn. Sent by Beverly Harris. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2088 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2088.png Yakko's addition The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most. Sent by Yakko. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2087 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2087.png Bahaman's Law For any given software, the moment you master it, a new version of that software will appear. Sent by Bahaman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2086 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2086.png The Rosemblat Graphic Insult Theory When any technological change is made, we have a graphic insult curve. No matter how high the insult curve climbs, how long it goes is important. Sent by Leon Rossemblat. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2085 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2085.png Murphy's Law #2085 Any example of hardware/software can be made foolproof. It cannot, however, be made damn-fool-proof. Sent by Guy Dunn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2084 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2084.png Corollary The worst thing you can hear the tech say is "oh s**t!" Sent by Guy Dunn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2083 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2083.png Murphy's Law #2083 The 2nd worst thing the tech can say is "Oops!" Sent by Guy Dunn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2082 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2082.png The bolt in the most awkward place will always be the one with the tightest thread. Sent by Stan Gajda. The most ominous phrase in science Uh-oh...". Sent by Yael Dragwyla. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2081 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2081.png Murphy's Law #2081 Never trust modern technology. Trust it only when it is old technology. Sent by The High Rabbit. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2080 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2080.png Murphy's Law #2080 Interchangeable tapes - won't. Sent by Jeff Webb. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2079 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2079.png Murphy's Law #2079 When working on a motor vehicle engine, any tool dropped will land directly under the engine's center. Sent by King Ed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2078 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2078.png Murphy's Law #2078 Standard parts - aren't. Sent by Kent Berg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2077 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2077.png Murphy's Law #2077 A screw will never fit a nut. Sent by Kent Berg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2076 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2076.png Dobie's Dogma If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been informed. Sent by Richard Bobbitt. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2075 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2075.png Corollary Only by the splatter of bloodstains. Sent by Chong Kwong Sheng. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2074 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2074.png Murphy's Law #2074 You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Sent by Chong Kwong Sheng. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2073 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2073.png Murphy's Law #2073 Don't fix something that ain't broke, 'cause you'll break it and still can't fix it. Sent by Chong Kwong Sheng. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2072 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2072.png Murphy's Law #2072 It is never wise to let a piece of electronic equipment know that you are in a hurry. Sent by Charles L. Mays. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2071 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2071.png Murphy's Law #2071 The more urgent the need for a decision, the less apparent the identity of the decision maker. Sent by Foes Arvin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2070 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2070.png Murphy's Law #2070 Each profession talks to itself in its language. There is no Rosetta Stone. Sent by Foes Arvin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2069 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2069.png Murphy's Law #2069 If something breaks and stops you from doing something, it will be fixed when you no longer need it, are in the middle of something else, or don't want it fixed because you don't want to do what you w https://murphys-laws.com/law/2068 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2068.png Murphy's Law #2068 If there is ever the possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Sent by Anthony Johnson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2067 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2067.png Murphy's Law #2067 The remaining work to finish to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2066 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2066.png Murphy's Law #2066 There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2065 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2065.png Murphy's Law #2065 A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2064 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2064.png Murphy's Law #2064 The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the management level. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2063 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2063.png Murphy's Law #2063 Build a system that even a fool can use. Only a fool will want to use it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2062 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2062.png Murphy's Law #2062 Any simple theory will be formulated in the most complicated way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2061 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2061.png Murphy's Law #2061 Any instrument, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2060 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2060.png Corollary Not always. Sent by the Dark Templar. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2059 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2059.png Murphy's Law #2059 Everything that goes up must come down. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2058 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2058.png Murphy's Law #2058 If several things could go wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one that goes wrong first. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2057 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2057.png Murphy's Law #2057 When all else fails, read the instructions. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2056 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2056.png Murphy's Law #2056 If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2055 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2055.png Murphy's Law #2055 If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2054 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2054.png Murphy's Law #2054 Work smarter and not harder, and be careful of your spelling. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2053 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2053.png Murphy's Law #2053 The only perfect science is hindsight. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2052 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2052.png Murphy's Law #2052 All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2051 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2051.png Murphy's Law #2051 Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2050 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2050.png Corollary The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2049 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2049.png In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4 30 p.m. on Friday. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2048 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2048.png Murphy's Law #2048 The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds the competition already has the order. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2047 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2047.png Murphy's Law #2047 If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2046 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2046.png Murphy's Law #2046 Under the most rigorously controlled pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it pleases. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2045 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2045.png Murphy's Law #2045 Give all orders verbally. Never write anything that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2044 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2044.png Corollary Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2043 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2043.png Murphy's Law #2043 Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2042 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2042.png Murphy's Law #2042 If you get the incorrect answer mathematically, multiply by the page number. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2041 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2041.png Murphy's Law #2041 A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2040 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2040.png Murphy's Law #2040 Any circuit design must contain at least one obsolete part, two unobtainable parts, and three parts still under development. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2039 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2039.png Murphy's Law #2039 After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2038 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2038.png Murphy's Law #2038 To spot the expert, choose the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2037 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2037.png Murphy's Law #2037 The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2036 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2036.png Murphy's Law #2036 Some people manage the book, even though they don't know who wrote it or what book it is. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2035 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2035.png Murphy's Law #2035 Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2034 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2034.png Murphy's Law #2034 A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2033 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2033.png Murphy's Law #2033 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clark https://murphys-laws.com/law/2032 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2032.png Murphy's Law #2032 We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2031 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2031.png Murphy's Law #2031 To err is human, but to foul things up requires a computer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2030 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2030.png Murphy's Law #2030 New systems create new problems. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2029 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2029.png Murphy's Law #2029 A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2028 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2028.png Murphy's Law #2028 The first myth of management is that it exists. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2027 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2027.png Murphy's Law #2027 A meeting is when minutes are saved and hours are lost. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2026 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2026.png Murphy's Law #2026 All's well that ends well. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2025 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2025.png Murphy's Law #2025 Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2024 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2024.png Murphy's Law #2024 Always draw your curves, then plot your reading. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2023 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2023.png Corollary Great discoveries are made by mistake. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2022 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2022.png Murphy's Law #2022 Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2021 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2021.png Murphy's Law #2021 An expert knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2020 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2020.png Murphy's Law #2020 A computer's attention span is only as long as its electrical cord. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2019 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2019.png Murphy's Law #2019 The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2018 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2018.png Murphy's Law #2018 If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2017 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2017.png Murphy's Law #2017 Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2016 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2016.png Murphy's Law #2016 Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2015 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2015.png Murphy's Law #2015 Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2014 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2014.png Murphy's Law #2014 You're not young enough to know it all. Sent by Jan Wenall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2013 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2013.png Murphy's Law #2013 To know more, sleep less. Sent by Jan Wenall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2012 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2012.png Murphy's Law #2012 If you know you are right, you are not. Sent by Brad Gochnauer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2011 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2011.png Corollary When you get the ones you want, they change their ways and decide to make the class hard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2010 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2010.png Murphy's Law #2010 When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2009 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2009.png Murphy's Law #2009 When you study for easy tests, you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, you pass with 100%. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2008 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2008.png Murphy's Law #2008 No matter how much you study for a test, you will be asked a question you don't know. Sent by David Poole. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2007 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2007.png Murphy's Law #2007 You are ALWAYS wrong in your professor's eyes, so don't try. Sent by Ana M. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2006 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2006.png Corollary The likelihood of an object's disappearance varies directly with its capacity to cause a problem across the hall. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2005 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2005.png Murphy's Law #2005 Addendum: And cause a problem across the hall. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2004 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2004.png Law of Inanimate Motion, aka "Tendency to Sprout Legs" Anything firmly secured in place, regardless of size, will find its way out of the room. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2003 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2003.png Law of Parental Dynamics The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2002 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2002.png Law of Behavioral Management Nothing like placing your nails on the chalkboard gets their attention. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2001 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2001.png Law of Universal Intelligence The most ill-behaved student in a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2000 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2000.png Law of the Compounding of Murphy's Law All that has been accomplished by inserting the computer into the classroom combines two areas covered under Murphy's Law. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1999 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1999.png Murphy's Law #1999 The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it. Sent by Jyotsna. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1998 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1998.png Corollary Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more. Sent by Lenny Quites. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1997 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1997.png Murphy's Law #1997 Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record. Sent by Lenny Quites. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1996 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1996.png Murphy's Law #1996 The English language, e.g., is a problem when it's right. Sent by Michael. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1995 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1995.png Murphy's Law #1995 Students will never fail to disappoint. Sent by Grotblik. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1994 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1994.png Murphy's Law #1994 The back of the room is never far enough. Sent by Dan Goldstein. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1993 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1993.png Lancione's Law You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits. Sent by Sal Lancione. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1992 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1992.png Penza's law about math lessons The porter will knock at the door at the most crucial point of the lesson. Sent by Simone Penzavalle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1991 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1991.png Corollary If attendance is optional, an exam will produce people you have never seen before. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1990 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1990.png Rominger's Rules for Teachers II If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1989 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1989.png Rominger's Rules for Teachers I When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1988 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1988.png Murphy's Law #1988 Dewey was drunk when he made the decimal system. Sent by Andrew Stephens, dedicated to the Centennial Branch Library of Circle Pines, MN. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1987 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1987.png Murphy's Law #1987 All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but they will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system. Sent by Andrew Stephens, dedicated to the Centennial Branch L https://murphys-laws.com/law/1986 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1986.png Corollary Your half-finished term paper is due Monday morning, and all your research will be inside. Sent by Andrew Stephens, dedicated to the Centennial Branch Library of Circle Pines, MN. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1985 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1985.png Corollary It will be Saturday and not open until Monday. Sent by Andrew Stephens, dedicated to the Centennial Branch Library of Circle Pines, MN. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1984 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1984.png Murphy's Law #1984 The library will close 5 minutes before you remember leaving your book bag inside. Sent by Andrew Stephens, dedicated to the Centennial Branch Library of Circle Pines, MN. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1983 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1983.png Library Man's Laws You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books are due. Sent by Andrew Stephens, dedicated to the Centennial Branch Library of Circle Pines, https://murphys-laws.com/law/1982 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1982.png London's Law of Libraries No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1981 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1981.png Hansen's Library Axiom The closest library doesn't have the material you need. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1980 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1980.png Corollary The more specific a title is, the less you can apply it later. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1979 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1979.png Rominger's Rules for Students I The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1978 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1978.png Corollary The source for an unattributed quotation will appear in the most hostile review of your work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1977 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1977.png Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1976 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1976.png Corollary The most important page will be torn out if available. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1975 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1975.png Rule of the Term Paper The book or periodical most vital to completing your term paper will be missing from the library. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1974 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1974.png Seit's Law of Higher Education The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1973 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1973.png Natalie's Law of Calculus You never catch on until after the test. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1972 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1972.png Seeger's Law Anything in parentheses can be ignored. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1971 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1971.png Second Law of Final Exams In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1970 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1970.png Corollary If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1969 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1969.png First Law of Final Exams Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1968 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1968.png Laws of Applied Terror VI At the end of the semester, you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester, and never attending. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1967 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1967.png Corollary If the test is online, you will forget your password. Sent by Feenyx. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1966 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1966.png Corollary If given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1965 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1965.png Laws of Applied Terror V If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1964 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1964.png Corollary Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1963 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1963.png Laws of Applied Terror IV Your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarians the night before the English history midterm. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1962 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1962.png Laws of Applied Terror III Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the book you didn't read. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1961 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1961.png Laws of Applied Terror II The more you study for the exam, the less sure you are of which answer they want. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1960 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1960.png Laws of Applied Terror I When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1959 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1959.png Laws of Class Scheduling III A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1958 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1958.png Corollary When you can occasionally schedule two classes in a row, they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of the campus. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1957 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1957.png Laws of Class Scheduling II Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste the maximum time between classes. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1956 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1956.png Laws of Class Scheduling I If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n+1" to apply. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1955 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1955.png Weiner's Law of Libraries There are no answers, only cross references. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1954 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1954.png Murphy's Law #1954 Murphy's Law will go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1953 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1953.png Corollary If the instructor is a coach, the principal will be an ex-coach who took a winning team to the state. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1952 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1952.png Murphy's Law #1952 If the instructor teaches art, the principal will be an ex-coach and dislike art. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1951 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1951.png Murphy's Law #1951 On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent https://murphys-laws.com/law/1950 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1950.png Murphy's Law #1950 Clocks will run faster during free time. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1949 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1949.png Murphy's Law #1949 The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation time. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1948 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1948.png Murphy's Law #1948 The instructor's study hall will be the largest in several years. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1947 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1947.png Murphy's Law #1947 The school board will offer better pay before the teachers' union negotiates. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1946 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1946.png Murphy's Law #1946 When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say, "weirdo" rather than "emotionally disturbed". https://murphys-laws.com/law/1945 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1945.png Murphy's Law #1945 Good students move away. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1944 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1944.png Murphy's Law #1944 New students come from schools that do not teach anything. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1943 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1943.png Murphy's Law #1943 If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is considered late to the faculty meeting. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1942 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1942.png Murphy's Law #1942 We will meet the principal in the hall. When the instructor is late https://murphys-laws.com/law/1941 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1941.png Murphy's Law #1941 The problem child will be a school board member's son. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1940 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1940.png Corollary If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1939 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1939.png Murphy's Law #1939 Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1938 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1938.png Murphy's Law #1938 A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1937 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1937.png Murphy's Law #1937 The time a teacher takes to explain is proportional to the information students retain. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1936 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1936.png Murphy's Law #1936 A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1935 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1935.png Murphy's Law #1935 Disaster will occur when visitors are indoors. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1934 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1934.png Murphy's Law #1934 The instructor's room clock will be wrong. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1933 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1933.png Murphy's Law #1933 If you're close enough to hear an M1 tank running, while in combat, and not part of the crew, you're too close. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1932 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1932.png Murphy's Law #1932 Tanks draw fire. A lot of it. It does not behoove the infantryman to hide behind one. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1931 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1931.png Murphy's Law #1931 The same gun tube that would stay in alignment after lifting a car will get you beaten after calibration if used to assist in climbing on the tank. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1930 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1930.png Murphy's Law #1930 You will not watch your team's most glorious win. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1929 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1929.png Murphy's Law #1929 If you watch your team during a crucial game, they will lose. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1928 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1928.png Murphy's Law #1928 As ye sew, so shall ye rip. Sent by EJ Mott, passed to her by her grandmother. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1927 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1927.png Murphy's Law #1927 You will spill your pin box once per garment. Sent by Barb, on behalf of his sister. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1926 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1926.png Murphy's Law #1926 Matching edges don't. Sent by Barb. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1925 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1925.png Murphy's Law #1925 The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1924 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1924.png Murphy's Law #1924 Gathering threads always breaks in the middle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1923 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1923.png Murphy's Law #1923 Pinking shears get dull just by looking at them. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1922 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1922.png Murphy's Law #1922 The sewing machine light usually burns out on Sunday. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1921 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1921.png Murphy's Law #1921 The steam iron only burps rusty water on light silk fabric. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1920 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1920.png Murphy's Law #1920 The iron never scorches the garment until its final pressing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1919 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1919.png Murphy's Law #1919 Collar points don't match, and you've trimmed all the seams. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1918 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1918.png Corollary Opposite sides attract. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1917 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1917.png Murphy's Law #1917 Facings tend to be sewn to the wrong side. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1916 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1916.png Murphy's Law #1916 While walking barefoot, your lost needle will be found by your son, husband, or brother-in-law. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1915 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1915.png Murphy's Law #1915 The magnitude of the goof is in direct proportion to the cost of the fabric. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1914 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1914.png Murphy's Law #1914 Whenever the construction process is going well, the bobbin thread runs out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1913 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1913.png Murphy's Law #1913 If you drop something out of your sewing basket, it will be your box of pins, with the cover off. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1912 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1912.png Murphy's Law #1912 The pattern you wanted to make again will have one key piece missing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1911 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1911.png Murphy's Law #1911 The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1910 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1910.png Murphy's Law #1910 When you are in a hurry, the needle eye is always too small. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1909 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1909.png Murphy's Law #1909 The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1908 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1908.png Murphy's Law #1908 You will find five buttons in your box if you need six. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1907 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1907.png Murphy's Law #1907 The serge only eats the customer's garment. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1906 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1906.png Murphy's Law #1906 Fusible interfacings always fuse to the iron. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1905 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1905.png Murphy's Law #1905 If they are not, rule number 1 is activated. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1904 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1904.png Murphy's Law #1904 Scout leaders are always right. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1903 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1903.png Murphy's Law #1903 Two rules matter for a scout: https://murphys-laws.com/law/1902 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1902.png Murphy's Law #1902 When counting the children in a group, there's always one missing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1901 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1901.png Murphy's Law #1901 The shortest way from point A to B is by GPS https://murphys-laws.com/law/1900 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1900.png Murphy's Law #1900 Rain always happens when on a hike. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1899 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1899.png Corollary 2 Just when you've written a convincing message detailing how the now inactive character is disposed of, the player will come back and bitch at you for forcing him out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1898 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1898.png Corollary 1 After you spend a few hours trying to modify the text so that you get a coherent string of events from the garbled message of a player, he'll announce that you suck and quit the game. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1897 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1897.png Murphy's Law #1897 The impossibility of slapping someone silly over the net is not recognized as a potential weakness that requires careful consideration, but is abused as if there were no tomorrow. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1896 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1896.png Murphy's Law #1896 Neither are any of the other players. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1895 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1895.png Murphy's Law #1895 The Game Master is never on ICQ. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1894 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1894.png Corollary 2 Every theory is different. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1893 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1893.png Corollary 1 Everyone has a theory. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1892 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1892.png Murphy's Law #1892 Nobody knows whose fault it is that the story isn't moving. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1891 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1891.png Murphy's Law of the Hammer Any instrument can be used as a hammer; the more delicate or expensive the instrument, the better a hammer it becomes. Sent by Gaylen Hayes, D.O., Paris, Texas. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1890 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1890.png Murphy's Law #1890 The instrument failure/breakdown rate is inversely proportional to the ease of finding a repairer. Sent by Gaylen Hayes, D.O., Paris, Texas. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1889 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1889.png Murphy's Law #1889 Any movie at your local video store will always be rented when you want to rent it yourself. Sent by Robert Van Sile. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1888 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1888.png Murphy's Law #1888 A library book will always be checked out when you want to get it. Sent by Robert Van Sile. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1887 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1887.png Murphy's Law #1887 Movies that are not available on video are the ones you want to see. Sent by Robert Van Sile. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1886 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1886.png Murphy's Law #1886 Proper disposal of chewing gum is on the carpet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1885 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1885.png Murphy's Law #1885 If it is raining, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more of your units. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1884 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1884.png Murphy's Law #1884 If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1883 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1883.png Murphy's Law #1883 Your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet if it exists. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1882 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1882.png Murphy's Law #1882 When a tenant calls and says, "Hi, how are you?" Something is drastically wrong. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1881 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1881.png Murphy's Law #1881 Tenants swear under oath that the window was broken when moving in. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1880 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1880.png Murphy's Law #1880 The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1879 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1879.png Murphy's Law #1879 Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your home. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1878 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1878.png Murphy's Law #1878 Your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1877 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1877.png Murphy's Law #1877 A tenant's ability to see dirt and damage is much greater when they move in than when they move out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1876 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1876.png Murphy's Law #1876 The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1875 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1875.png Murphy's Law #1875 Every lost pet will find its way to your rental. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1874 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1874.png Murphy's Law #1874 At least one tenant's check will be "lost in the mail" monthly https://murphys-laws.com/law/1873 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1873.png Murphy's Law #1873 When a furnace breaks in mid-winter, it is always the heat exchanger. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1872 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1872.png Murphy's Law #1872 Tenants only lock up in the middle of the night, or on Christmas. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1871 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1871.png Murphy's Law #1871 Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town often get kidnapped there, so there was no way they could call you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1870 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1870.png Murphy's Law #1870 If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet, perhaps all the plumbing in the building. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1869 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1869.png Murphy's Law #1869 Tenants have at least one relative get sick or die per month, so they will just have to pay you later. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1868 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1868.png Murphy's Law #1868 That sweet little girl with the baby you rented to will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell and several of his friends the very next week. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1867 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1867.png Murphy's Law #1867 When you get the paper, it will be out of toner. Sent by Vinicio Fajardo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1866 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1866.png Murphy's Law #1866 When they fix the paper jam, it will be out of paper. Sent by Vinicio Fajardo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1865 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1865.png Murphy's Law #1865 If it's about to print, the printer will jam. Sent by Vinicio Fajardo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1864 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1864.png Murphy's Law #1864 Your print job is always behind the Largest Print job in the Queue. Sent by Vinicio Fajardo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1863 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1863.png Murphy's Law #1863 We could do worse, we always have. Sent by Tony Pizzo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1862 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1862.png Murphy's Law #1862 Isn't the loss of the nation's wealth and the absolute poverty of 35% of the population too much? This was the result of the last decade's silent revolution in Hungary. Sent by Tony. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1861 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1861.png Murphy's Law #1861 Every revolution has its wastage - sounds the wisdom of politicians. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1860 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1860.png Murphy's Law #1860 When you are finally on top, everyone discovers all the bad things you did as a teen, thus ruining your position. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1859 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1859.png Murphy's Law #1859 What is socialism? Victory of ideology over a clear mind. Sent by Tony Halmos. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1858 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1858.png Murphy's Law #1858 What is neo-capitalism (the neo-capitalism of the ex-socialist countries)? Blind alley, leading out of a dead-end street. Sent by Tony Halmos. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1857 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1857.png Murphy's Law #1857 Politics and religion don't mix well. Sent by Kittie Maid. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1856 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1856.png Murphy's Law #1856 No matter who gets elected, the Government always gets in. Sent by Ramrodder. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1855 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1855.png Corollary Strobes only work when there is nobody else to see. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1854 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1854.png Murphy's Law #1854 Strobes only explode when lots of people are watching. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1853 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1853.png Murphy's Law #1853 The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1852 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1852.png Murphy's Law #1852 A photographer's excitement increases the chance of fogging film, scratching prints, and deleting files. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1851 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1851.png Murphy's Law #1851 Safelights - aren't. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1850 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1850.png Corollary When exposing the once-in-a-lifetime shot. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1849 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1849.png Murphy's Law #1849 No matter how long you've had a convention for marking film holders, you will forget it. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1848 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1848.png Corollary The more expensive the lens, the greater the attraction. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1847 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1847.png Murphy's Law #1847 Lenses are attracted back to their source - hard rocks. Sent by Jason Antman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1846 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1846.png Murphy's Law #1846 When the level of anticipation is highest, this sensor causes the back to flip open, exposing the film. Sent by Takura Razemba. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1845 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1845.png Murphy's Law #1845 Cameras are designed with a built-in sensor that senses the anticipation to develop the film. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1844 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1844.png Murphy's Law #1844 When you shoot the night away and never have to stop, your film does not roll on to the take-up reel. Sent by Les Benton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1843 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1843.png Murphy's Law #1843 Your batteries will always die during a long exposure with the shutter open. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1842 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1842.png Murphy's Law #1842 Your batteries will always go dead, or you will have to put in a new film canister at the most inopportune moment. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1841 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1841.png Murphy's Law #1841 Bugs always want to land on the mirror during a lens swap. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1840 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1840.png Murphy's Law #1840 When you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1839 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1839.png Murphy's Law #1839 The lens that falls is always the most expensive. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1838 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1838.png Murphy's Law #1838 The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy, as is his deviousness and mischievousness. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1837 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1837.png Murphy's Law #1837 Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1836 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1836.png Murphy's Law #1836 A clean and dry camera is a magnet for dust, mud, and moisture. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1835 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1835.png Murphy's Law #1835 Flashes will fail as soon as you need them. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1834 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1834.png Corollary The simple things are always difficult. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1833 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1833.png Murphy's Law #1833 The important things are always simple. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1832 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1832.png Murphy's Law #1832 There is no such thing as a perfect shot. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1831 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1831.png Murphy's Law #1831 Client Intelligence is a contradiction. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1830 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1830.png Corollary Same rule, just substitute animals with children. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1829 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1829.png Murphy's Law #1829 When you're not. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1828 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1828.png Murphy's Law #1828 When animals are ready. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1827 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1827.png Murphy's Law #1827 The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions: https://murphys-laws.com/law/1826 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1826.png Corollary The world is full of dangerous amateurs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1825 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1825.png Murphy's Law #1825 Professional photographers are predictable. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1824 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1824.png Murphy's Law #1824 No well-dressed photographer is a photojournalist. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1823 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1823.png Murphy's Law #1823 No photojournalist is well-dressed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1822 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1822.png Murphy's Law #1822 Things that must be shipped together as a set - won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1821 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1821.png Murphy's Law #1821 Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1820 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1820.png Murphy's Law #1820 There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1819 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1819.png Murphy's Law #1819 Every instruction given to a lab, which can be misunderstood, will be. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1818 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1818.png Murphy's Law #1818 The newest and least experienced photographer will usually win the Pulitzer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1817 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1817.png Murphy's Law #1817 For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1816 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1816.png Corollary Everything always fails on location. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1815 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1815.png Murphy's Law #1815 Everything always works in your head. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1814 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1814.png Murphy's Law #1814 The weather never cooperates. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1813 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1813.png Murphy's Law #1813 Long-life batteries only last for a couple of rolls. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1812 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1812.png Murphy's Law #1812 Interchangeable parts - aren't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1811 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1811.png Murphy's Law #1811 The one item, batteries, film, etc. What you need is always missing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1810 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1810.png Murphy's Law #1810 Photo Assistants are essential; they give photographers someone to yell at. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1809 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1809.png Murphy's Law #1809 If you forgot, you did not rewind the film. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1808 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1808.png Murphy's Law #1808 The most critical roll of film is fogged. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1807 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1807.png Murphy's Law #1807 Success occurs when no one is looking; failure occurs when the Client is watching. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1806 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1806.png Murphy's Law #1806 If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1805 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1805.png Murphy's Law #1805 The lab will lose the film if a photo shoot goes too smoothly. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1804 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1804.png Murphy's Law #1804 When in doubt, motor out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1803 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1803.png Murphy's Law #1803 No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1802 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1802.png Murphy's Law #1802 If you can't remember, you left the film at home. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1801 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1801.png Murphy's Law #1801 Auto Focus - won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1800 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1800.png Murphy's Law #1800 Automatic Cameras - aren't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1799 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1799.png Corollary Neither are you Herb Ritz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1798 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1798.png Murphy's Law #1798 You are not Ansel Adams. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1797 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1797.png Copier's law The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1796 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1796.png Murphy's Law #1796 The 90-90 Rule of Project Management states that the first 90% of a project requires 90% of the allotted time, and the remaining 10% takes another 90%. Sent by Bill Pramik. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1795 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1795.png Murphy's Law #1795 Paper is always strongest at the perforations. Sent by Robin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1794 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1794.png Corollary Once the right form has been filled out, signed by all parties concerned, sealed, and delivered, it turns out it was filled out wrong. Sent by Francis Assaf. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1793 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1793.png Corollary The wrong form is not discovered until it has been signed by all parties concerned, sealed, and delivered. Sent by Francis Assaf. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1792 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1792.png Assaf's Laws of Paperwork When there are two possible forms to fill out on any given matter, the wrong form is always filled out first. Sent by Francis Assaf. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1791 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1791.png Murphy's Law #1791 The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of functions in his pocket calculator. Sent by Carlo Concato. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1790 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1790.png Murphy's Law #1790 A person's mail frequency varies inversely with the amount of work at hand. Sent by Anand Devsharma. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1789 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1789.png Murphy's Law #1789 The stapler will be out of pins when needed. Sent by Vishwajeet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1788 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1788.png Corollary After you run out of gas, you'll remember that the nearest gas station is at least 5 miles away. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1787 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1787.png After a hard day of work, when starting your car at 11 00 pm to leave the office, you'll realize you've run out of gas. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1786 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1786.png Murphy's Law #1786 The coffee machine will be empty when you need coffee most. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1785 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1785.png Murphy's Law #1785 The floppy that worked perfectly fine on your computer a few minutes ago will not open on your boss's or client's computer. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1784 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1784.png Murphy's Law #1784 Only on the rarest days you come late, you'd bump into your boss smoking at the entrance. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1783 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1783.png Murphy's Law #1783 When you are out of the office, the most important phone call is attended by the least concerned of your colleagues, who don't even care to ask who it is or don't remember. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1782 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1782.png Murphy's Law #1782 You'd find the important phone number or e-mail you had been looking for only after you had contacted that person through some other means. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1781 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1781.png Corollary If a pen will write, you wouldn't find a piece of paper within reach. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1780 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1780.png Murphy's Law #1780 When you attend a client's call at a colleague's desk and need to jot down something urgently, none of the pens on his desk will write. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1779 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1779.png Murphy's Law #1779 When the telephone operator leaves the board in night mode, all calls land only on your desk. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1778 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1778.png Murphy's Law #1778 The better your presentation, the less the impact. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1777 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1777.png Murphy's Law #1777 The client would not have reviewed the report/brief before attending your well-rehearsed presentation. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1776 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1776.png Murphy's Law #1776 The office assistant would be on leave only when you need him most. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1775 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1775.png Murphy's Law #1775 Only when you want to piss urgently would all the urinals be taken. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1774 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1774.png Murphy's Law #1774 Your vehicles in the parking lot would be the hardest to remove in an emergency. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1773 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1773.png Murphy's Law #1773 The computer's display settings will only play havoc when you must finish a presentation by the afternoon. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1772 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1772.png Your security guard will insist you leave by 7 00 on the day you must stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1771 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1771.png Corollary When you don't have much work, all your colleagues will be busy. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1770 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1770.png Murphy's Law #1770 When you're busy, all your colleagues will chat just outside your cabin. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1769 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1769.png Corollary When you call back, they won't be available. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1768 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1768.png Murphy's Law #1768 The client will call only when you have left for a coffee break. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1767 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1767.png Murphy's Law #1767 All emails except the most important one, which was sent way before, will find their way into your inbox. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1766 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1766.png Corollary Somebody would be talking to his girlfriend on the only long-distance line. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1765 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1765.png Murphy's Law #1765 The telephones won't work when you need to call long-distance urgently. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1764 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1764.png Murphy's Law #1764 The network would snap when you explained an important point over a web conference call. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1763 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1763.png Corollary If the CD drive is working, the CD would be corrupted. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1762 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1762.png Corollary The day before, it worked fine. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1761 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1761.png Murphy's Law #1761 When you must get data from a CD, the CD drive will not even be detected. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1760 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1760.png Murphy's Law #1760 The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper, only when the client asks for 10 copies of a 120-page report by evening. Sent by Indian Dreamer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1759 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1759.png Murphy's Law #1759 The last thing you want a doctor to say is 'whoops'. Sent by Brian Breeden. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1758 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1758.png Murphy's Law #1758 You do the "Just discharged the Patient from Hell" dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient. Sent by Mark Dean. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1757 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1757.png Corollary The sickest person will arrive 5 minutes before closing: "I thought I'd feel better". https://murphys-laws.com/law/1756 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1756.png Murphy's Law #1756 When the clinic opens, the first person in line will not require urgent care. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1755 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1755.png Murphy's Law #1755 Fire drills always occur on your day from hell - or at the end of a 12-hour shift when you have an important date. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1754 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1754.png Murphy's Law #1754 When you start an IV on an uncooperative patient or deal with a huge code brown, there is a phone call for you, and it's that crabby physician you have been paging all morning. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1753 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1753.png Murphy's Law #1753 Rest assured that the nurses' notes have not been written when you are in a hurry. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1752 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1752.png Murphy's Law #1752 When the nurse on the preceding shift has surrounded the patient with absorbent pads, the code brown will hit every sheet and miss every pad. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1751 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1751.png Murphy's Law #1751 Despite an apartment littered with clothes, the dog will always sleep on the one clean uniform you had laid out the night before. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1750 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1750.png Murphy's Law #1750 If only one solution can be found for a problem, it is usually a stupid solution. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1749 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1749.png Corollary You hear about the perfect job the day after accepting another. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1748 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1748.png Murphy's Law #1748 The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after some semi-qualified idiot fills that post. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1747 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1747.png Murphy's Law #1747 The more confused and impulsive a patient is, the less chance there is for a family member or friend to sit with the patient. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1746 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1746.png Murphy's Law #1746 The amount of clean linen available is inversely proportional to your immediate needs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1745 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1745.png Murphy's Law #1745 The better job you do, the more work you can expect to be handed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1744 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1744.png Murphy's Law #1744 Expect to get your pay raise the same day the hospital increases the parking rates and other charges. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1743 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1743.png Murphy's Law #1743 Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1742 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1742.png Murphy's Law #1742 If a patient needs four pills, the packet will contain three. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1741 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1741.png Murphy's Law #1741 Ten seconds after you have finished giving a complete bed bath and changing the bed, the patient has a giant code brown. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1740 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1740.png Murphy's Law #1740 For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1739 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1739.png Murphy's Law #1739 As soon as you've ordered the pizzas, 25 patients show up at the ER registration desk, along with three ambulances, all with cardiac arrests. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1738 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1738.png Murphy's Law #1738 Success occurs when no one is looking; failure occurs when the boss is watching. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1737 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1737.png Murphy's Law #1737 Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1736 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1736.png Corollary You always remember when you get back to the other end. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1735 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1735.png Murphy's Law #1735 You always forget what you wanted after you get to the supply room. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1734 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1734.png Nursing Catch-22 If you're running around horribly busy, you're disorganized and must prioritize, but if you're not running around horribly busy, you're lazy and need to find more work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1733 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1733.png Murphy's Law #1733 Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after a bad night, when you just want to go home to bed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1732 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1732.png Murphy's Law #1732 More fluids will be ordered as soon as you discontinue the IV line. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1731 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1731.png Murphy's Law #1731 Staffing will gladly send you three aides, but you have to float two of your RNs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1730 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1730.png Murphy's Law #1730 When management smiles at you, be very, very afraid. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1729 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1729.png Corollary Residents always poop on your brand-new shoes. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1728 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1728.png Murphy's Law #1728 If you wear a new white uniform, expect to be thrown up upon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1727 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1727.png Murphy's Law #1727 When you cancel extra staff because it's so quiet, you are guaranteed a rash of admissions. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1726 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1726.png Murphy's Law #1726 The correct depth of compression in adult CPR is a bit less than the depth you just reached when you broke those ribs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1725 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1725.png Murphy's Law #1725 You always remember "just one more thing" you need after you've grown, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1724 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1724.png Murphy's Law #1724 The doctor with the worst handwriting and most original use of the English Language will be responsible for your most critical patient. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1723 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1723.png Murphy's Law #1723 The patient furthest away from the nurses' station rings the call bell more often than the patient nearest to the nurses' station. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1722 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1722.png Murphy's Law #1722 You leave a patient's room after asking if they need anything. They will put the call bell on as you are about three-quarters of the way down the hall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1721 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1721.png Murphy's Law #1721 The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1720 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1720.png Murphy's Law #1720 Your nose will itch when your gloved hands get contaminated with bodily fluids. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1719 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1719.png Murphy's Law #1719 The disoriented patient always comes from a Nursing Home whose beautiful paperwork has no phone number. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1718 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1718.png Murphy's Law #1718 As soon as you finish dressing a wound, the doctor will examine it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1717 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1717.png Murphy's Law #1717 The absurdity of the suggestion is directly proportional to the distance from the bedside. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1716 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1716.png Murphy's Law #1716 In a critical situation, the most qualified clinician will offer the most advice and the least support. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1715 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1715.png Murphy's Law #1715 You're doing the "Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance", only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1714 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1714.png Murphy's Law #1714 It's your first night shift in three years. And it's a full moon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1713 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1713.png Murphy's Law #1713 A 500-pound patient needs all care, while your 80-pound patient needs a finger dressing, and your colleague has a "bad back. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1712 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1712.png Murphy's Law #1712 Realizing the patient you've just injected has a serious infection causes you to stab yourself with the used needle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1711 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1711.png Murphy's Law #1711 When you need the money, your shift is cancelled. When you have a weekend planned, you have to work overtime. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1710 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1710.png Murphy's Law #1710 You never use foul language, except when the boss stands behind you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1709 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1709.png Murphy's Law #1709 You have been working flat all day without even a coffee break, but the moment you sit down, the supervisor walks around the corner and sees you doing nothing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1708 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1708.png Murphy's Law #1708 The doctor with the Handwriting from Hell usually makes the biggest fuss when disturbed at 3 a.m. because their insulin prescription could be anything. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1707 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1707.png Murphy's Law #1707 The doctor's just about to examine a patient when you realise you've lost your pencil and find a rectal thermometer behind your ear. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1706 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1706.png Murphy's Law #1706 That enema you gave four hours ago produces a huge code brown just five minutes before the end of your shift. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1705 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1705.png Murphy's Law #1705 In a life-threatening emergency, the speed of the doctor's response is inversely proportional to the speed of the patient's decline. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1704 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1704.png Murphy's Law #1704 You tell your patient, "If you need anything, just push the button, and I'll be there." She smiles and says, "Fine, thank you, nurse." The next morning, she complains to the physician, "No one came ne https://murphys-laws.com/law/1703 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1703.png Murphy's Law #1703 The lift always breaks down when the 400-pound patient needs to be transferred from one bed to another. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1702 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1702.png Murphy's Law #1702 The hospital sends admissions to your nursing home at the end of the shift on your physician's weekend off. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1701 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1701.png Murphy's Law #1701 When admitted to a very small room, a very healthy patient will require a vent, a cooling blanket, a hemofilter, six pumps, and a digital television before the end of your shift. You will need to clim https://murphys-laws.com/law/1700 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1700.png Murphy's Law #1700 When the consultant says they're ready for the operation, you've just fed a patient a large meal. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1699 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1699.png Murphy's Law #1699 The number of staff to be found on the ward is inversely proportional to the scale of the emergency. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1698 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1698.png Murphy's Law #1698 Your patient is finally absorbing their NG feed after days of aspirating, but they pull the tube out just before the consultant does his ward round. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1697 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1697.png Emily's Repertoire Law The more the student hates a specific piece, the more likely he is to have to play it. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1696 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1696.png Emily's law on practicing A difficult passage practiced for hours will not be played correctly. Once the student plays it for the teacher, the more he practices, the less likely he is to play correctly during the lesson. Sent https://murphys-laws.com/law/1695 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1695.png Emily's law on pencils String players will not have a pencil the day the conductor gives new bowings or fingerings. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1694 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1694.png Emily's Difficult Passage Law The chances of a conductor asking a section to play a passage by themselves in the rehearsal are directly proportional to the difficulty of the passage and how well the people can play it. Sent by Emi https://murphys-laws.com/law/1693 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1693.png Corollary He will play out of tune. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1692 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1692.png Corollary He will play fortissimo. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1691 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1691.png Emily's law on "gran pausa" If a "gran pausa" exists in the piece, at least one musician will keep playing. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1690 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1690.png Murphy's Law #1690 Emily's law on cellphones states that at least one cellphone will ring during a rehearsal or concert. The conductor explicitly spoke about turning them off the day before. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1689 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1689.png The Least Credible Sentence in Conducting One more time. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1688 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1688.png The Lowest Common Denominator Principle A parent talks about the pop selection played after a concert and says nothing about the test piece. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1687 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1687.png Anderson's Solution When in doubt, blame problems on the previous conductor. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1686 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1686.png Bidewell's Transition Principle You are never as good as the previous conductor. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1685 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1685.png The Punctuality Paradox Give a strongly worded lecture about punctuality, and you will be late for the next performance. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1684 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1684.png Surprise Symphony Principle At least one section of the music that sounded perfect in rehearsal will go haywire. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1683 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1683.png Corollary All three perform before you do, and play it better. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1682 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1682.png The Play It Again Sam Axiom Three other bands will play your toughest piece at concert festivals. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1681 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1681.png Corollary A march rushes in proportion to a band's inability to play it quickly. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1680 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1680.png Fillmore's March Law It will if a march can be rushed. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1679 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1679.png Hatch's Law of Clarinet Squeaks Clarinet squeaks always occur in the most exposed sections of the music. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1678 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1678.png Law of Selective Acoustics The percussion section always sounds louder when the judges sit. It cannot be heard from the podium. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1677 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1677.png Cymbal Cuing Principle II Cue the cymbal player, who still will not enter. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1676 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1676.png Cymbal Cuing Principle I Cue the cymbal player, or he will not enter. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1675 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1675.png Murphy's Law of Clapping If the audience can clap at the wrong time, they will. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1674 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1674.png McMurray's Second Programme Rule If two ways to spell a name exist, the wrong one will be selected. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1673 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1673.png Corollary It will be the child of the head teacher. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1672 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1672.png McMurray's Programme Principle At least one name will be left off the concert programme. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1671 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1671.png Premature Deafness Ratio A conductor's hearing loss is directly proportional to how many percussionists are started each year. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1670 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1670.png Beginning Players Concert Law One video camera will be provided for every three beginning musicians. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1669 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1669.png Corollary You will have just answered the question one minute before it was asked. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1668 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1668.png Say It Again, Sam Law Even if everything is explained perfectly, there will still be a question. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1667 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1667.png Corollary The folder will not have a name if it is not for the same player. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1666 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1666.png Corollary It will usually be the same player. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1665 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1665.png Lost and Found Principle of Music Folders At least one music folder will be left on a music stand after each rehearsal. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1664 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1664.png Alternate Amnesia Axiom Any alternate fingerings taught will be promptly forgotten. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1663 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1663.png The "There's Another Hole in the Dam" Principle Fix one spot in the music and another spot falls apart. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1662 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1662.png Recruiting Ratio Principle II For every student wanting to play alto sax, seven will wish to play snare drum. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1661 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1661.png Recruiting Ratio Principle I For every student wanting to play clarinet, six will wish to play alto sax. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1660 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1660.png Contest Pronunciation Principle If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1659 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1659.png Extended Rest Theorem The longer the rests, the less likely a section will enter after them. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1658 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1658.png Missing Mute Principle At least one mute will vanish from the brass section at any rehearsal. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1657 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1657.png Horn's Law of Teachers' Meetings After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1656 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1656.png Diminishing Concentration Principle II Players late for rehearsal always sit in the centre of the band. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1655 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1655.png Diminishing Concentration Principle I Secretaries always interrupt rehearsal when concentration levels peak. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1654 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1654.png Reely's Adaptation of Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1653 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1653.png Murphy's Music Stand Principle The music stand you get will wobble. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1652 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1652.png Bidewell's Score Maxim You must conduct from a condensed score. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1651 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1651.png Corollary If provided, they will be in the parts of your weakest section. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1650 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1650.png Corollary Cues will not be provided. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1649 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1649.png Murphy's Law of Small Band Sight-Reading Invariably, the melody will be in an instrument you do not have. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1648 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1648.png Blind Leading the Blind Principle Band members playing correctly will always follow the players playing incorrectly. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1647 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1647.png RT \+ 3 Principle You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1646 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1646.png Corollary This happens even when you plan the return time by an extra hour. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1645 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1645.png RT \+ 1 Principle The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1644 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1644.png Bogan's Law of Bus Trips Bus breakdowns always occur on the longest trips. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1643 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1643.png Small Band Dilemma The drum major is always the best trumpeter. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1642 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1642.png Reeley's Principle Any piece you choose as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1641 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1641.png Corollary It is usually the same person. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1640 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1640.png Left-Right Principle At least one person is out of step in any orchestra. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1639 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1639.png Tillis' Organisational Principle If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, but never know where it is. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1638 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1638.png Communication Principle When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under https://murphys-laws.com/law/1637 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1637.png Corollary If you throw something, you need it the next day. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1636 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1636.png Richard's Complimentary Rule of Ownership If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1635 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1635.png Corollary They will stick again when the student resumes playing. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1634 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1634.png Corollary They will not stick when the conductor tries them. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1633 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1633.png Law of Selective Operation Brass valves will stick on contest days. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1632 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1632.png Halbrook's Axiom A stuck key will work perfectly when the repairman tries it. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1631 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1631.png Mouthpiece Inertia Principle Brass mouthpieces are easier to jam than to dislodge. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1630 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1630.png Law of Diminishing Repairs Three others will malfunction after restoring one key on a woodwind instrument. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1629 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1629.png Murphy's Law #1629 When accidentally dropped, a pad rolls to the least accessible part of the bandroom. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1628 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1628.png Murphy's Law #1628 All available pads will be the wrong size. When replacing a woodwind pad. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1627 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1627.png Principles of Instrument Repair When tightening a woodwind key, a screwdriver of the correct size will be missing. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1626 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1626.png Wyszkowski's Law Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1625 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1625.png Baldwin's Law Instruments are easier to break than to fix. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1624 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1624.png Corollary The instrument will belong to a first chair player. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1623 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1623.png Murphy's Law on Instruments An instrument always breaks at the worst time. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1622 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1622.png Stidman's Law of Doors The largest of the timpani is always four inches wider than the door to the auditorium. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1621 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1621.png Corollary The lost sticks will be found the day after new ones are bought. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1620 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1620.png Corollary Percussionists always claim the sticks were stolen. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1619 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1619.png Law of Lost Drumsticks Percussionists will lose sticks. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1618 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1618.png Corollary The one you pick up will be lower quality. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1617 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1617.png Diminishing Quality Rule to the Percussion Won't Travel Principle At any festival, one piece of percussion equipment will be switched with another school's. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1616 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1616.png Percussion Travel Principle II On every band trip, one important piece of percussion equipment will be left at the performance site. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1615 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1615.png Percussion Travel Principle I On every band trip, one important piece of percussion equipment will be left at the school. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1614 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1614.png Corollary If a lost percussion item is found, another will disappear. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1613 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1613.png The Uncertainty Principle The location of all auxiliary percussion instruments cannot be known simultaneously. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1612 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1612.png Corollary All parts will be lost at least once, and percussionists will not admit to losing any music until they are caught faking them. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1611 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1611.png Trotter's Law of Percussion Music Percussionists will consistently lose their music as a concert approaches. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1610 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1610.png Murphy's Law #1610 If it's not one thing, it's your mother. Sent by M. Cottrell. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1609 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1609.png Murphy's Law #1609 Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles. Sent by Anonymous. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1608 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1608.png Murphy's Law #1608 You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum. Sent by Myself. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1607 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1607.png Murphy's Law #1607 If your kid grows up to be like you, it's an insult, not to you but to the kid. Sent by Mohammed Ram Jackson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1606 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1606.png Murphy's Law #1606 Call your Mom. Sent by Nikki Hubbell-VanHoosear. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1605 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1605.png Corollary A child will only ask for a glass of milk after you put the milk carton back in the refrigerator.Sent by Lexia Gibson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1604 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1604.png Murphy's Law #1604 A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1603 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1603.png Murphy's Law #1603 Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Sent by Shai Waisel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1602 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1602.png Murphy's Law #1602 If your dog suffers from diarrhea, it will happen between when the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together. Sent by Tom McClellan from Drop in for Coffee. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1601 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1601.png Corollary Every fish will eventually die. Sent by Michael Thompson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1600 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1600.png Aquarium Laws Every aquarium will eventually leak. Sent by Michael Thompson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1599 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1599.png Murphy's Law #1599 If your plane is about to crash, the parachutes are missing. Sent by Steve Chevalier. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1598 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1598.png Corollary If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or malevolent. Sent by Kevin Zuhn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1597 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1597.png Murphy's Law #1597 Comment: Consider many laws from this site, though not this one. Sent by Kevin Zuhn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1596 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1596.png Zuhnic Laws of Plagiarism If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself. Sent by Kevin Zuhn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1595 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1595.png Murphy's Law #1595 The future is like now, but it will be longer. Sent by Paul. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1594 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1594.png Murphy's Law #1594 When playing board games involving quizzes, etc., you will always know the answers to everyone else's questions, but never your own. Sent by Darren. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1593 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1593.png Murphy's Law #1593 The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work. Sent by -?Anonymous! https://murphys-laws.com/law/1592 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1592.png Murphy's Law #1592 If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago. Sent by -?Anonymous! https://murphys-laws.com/law/1591 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1591.png Murphy's Law #1591 The more skilled you are at something, the worse it is when showing someone. Sent by -?Anonymous! https://murphys-laws.com/law/1590 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1590.png Murphy's Law #1590 It will cost you more to get them out than to get a second set cut. Graham, an elevator technician, sent this, so he knows. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1589 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1589.png Murphy's Law #1589 Keys dropped near an open elevator door will always fall down the crack. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1588 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1588.png Murphy's Law #1588 The first thing to break is the irreparable. Sent by Oscar Sz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1587 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1587.png Murphy's Law #1587 You'll first have to do the last thing you wished for. Sent by Oscar Sz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1586 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1586.png Opitz's law Good luck is inversely proportional to good timing. Sent by Albert J. Opitz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1585 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1585.png Murphy's Law #1585 It is a fact that everything in the universe moves counterclockwise. Sent by Safwan Aumari. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1584 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1584.png Murphy's Law #1584 Murphy's Law is unconstitutional, but will never be repealed. Sent by Poetjds. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1583 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1583.png Murphy's Law #1583 Murphy's law will apply to you when you know you are lucky. If you know Murphy will hit you anytime, he won't, but then you will know he won't, so he will. Sent by Jay Novack. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1582 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1582.png Murphy's Law #1582 If you have no problems, you have no clue what is happening. Sent by Christa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1581 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1581.png Murphy's Law #1581 If you're happy, don’t worry, you’ll get over it. Sent by Christa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1580 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1580.png Assaf's Law of Advice The only people less likely to follow your advice than those who receive it unsolicited are those who ask for it. Sent by Francis Assaf. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1579 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1579.png Murphy's Law #1579 The time you have to wait before bed increases proportionally to how tired you are. Sent by Harry Potter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1578 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1578.png Corollary The Law of Complexity is recursive. Sent by Kurt Schurenberg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1577 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1577.png Law of Complexity Everything is more complicated than it looks at first. Sent by Kurt Schurenberg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1576 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1576.png Murphy's Law #1576 Anything that can be misused will be misused (legal loopholes, marketing information, etc.). Sent by Craig Leffel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1575 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1575.png Dato's Law Wishes expand in direct proportion to the resources available for gratification. Sent by Dr. Robert Dato from The Dato Leadership Institute. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1574 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1574.png Murphy's Law #1574 Coincidence does not exist; everything happens for a random reason. Sent by Dre. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1573 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1573.png Murphy's Law #1573 Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is just incompetence. Sent by Bhaskar Tatwawadi, Mumbai, India. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1572 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1572.png Murphy's Law #1572 Pens sent through the dryer intentionally never break, but those sent by accident always attack white clothes. Sent by Norman Horn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1571 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1571.png Murphy's Law #1571 To check the spelling of a word in the dictionary, you have to know how it's written. Sent by Jean Chartier. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1570 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1570.png Murphy's Law #1570 When you're riding a bike, it will rain. Lube something good, and it only gets better. Lube something bad, and it only gets worse. Sent by Pixel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1569 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1569.png Murphy's Law #1569 The less you have to paint, the more paint you get. Sent by Megan, she knows this from experience. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1568 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1568.png Murphy's Law #1568 During any endeavor, you will always see the winning move right after you've executed the losing one. Sent by Kit Balmer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1567 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1567.png Murphy's Law #1567 No system is so perfect that it can't be made to work. Sent by Michael Davis. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1566 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1566.png Murphy's Law #1566 Anything that can go wrong will, an hour before closing on Friday. Sent by Nick Hlavacek. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1565 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1565.png Murphy's Law #1565 Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before the three-day weekend starts. Sent by Nick Hlavacek. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1564 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1564.png Murphy's Law #1564 Anything that can go wrong will happen one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation. Sent by Nick Hlavacek. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1563 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1563.png Murphy's Law #1563 The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball used in a very enjoyable lawn game. This will not work if other balls are available. Sen https://murphys-laws.com/law/1562 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1562.png Murphy's Law #1562 Never open a pill bottle over the bathroom sink. Sent by Mike Berneathy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1561 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1561.png Murphy's Law #1561 Sooner or later, you will spill your beer. Sent by Mike Berneathy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1560 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1560.png Murphy's Law #1560 When you remember the trash needs taking out, the garbage truck is two doors down. Sent by Daniel Ellery. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1559 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1559.png Murphy's Law #1559 Having is not always as pleasing as wanting. It is not logical, but I have observed it to be true. Spock to Stan. Sent by Mary J. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1558 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1558.png Murphy's Law #1558 Skeptics are blessed with ignorance, while pessimists are cursed with knowledge. Sent by Michael Smith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1557 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1557.png Murphy's Law #1557 Skepticism is to pessimism as doubt is to proof. Sent by Michael Smith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1556 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1556.png Murphy's Law #1556 A winner should quit; a quitter is sure to win. Sent by Khor Soon Seng. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1555 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1555.png Murphy's Law #1555 Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the Pig. Sent by F. Paul Webster. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1554 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1554.png Chris Corollary If 1000 people say something foolish, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee. Sent by Chris. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1553 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1553.png Murphy's Law #1553 If 50 people say something foolish, it is still silly. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1552 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1552.png Murphy's Law #1552 Whenever a phone rings, it rings at least in pairs. Sent by Cemal Tashan. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1551 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1551.png Murphy's Law #1551 To clean up is to make a mess. Sent by Sonia Veelenturf. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1550 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1550.png Exception rule Every rule has an exception, including this rule. Sent by Timothy Cama. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1549 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1549.png Murphy's Law #1549 Even the darkest hour has only 60 minutes. Sent by ravichander. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1548 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1548.png Murphy's Law #1548 The more you say you'll win, the more difficult it is to come true. Sent by Mohammed Ram Jackson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1547 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1547.png Corollary Alternately, Everything that you do is wrong. Sent by Sagar Kalantre. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1546 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1546.png Murphy's Fundamental Principle If there are M ways to do a thing, and out of M, N ways lead to the wrong conclusion, then the probability of doing it in one of those N ways is 1. Sent by Sagar Kalantre. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1545 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1545.png Sailor's Law Never sail the boat where the birds are walking. Sent by Mark Sleeth. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1544 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1544.png Murphy's Law #1544 Once you light up, the commercial starts. Sent by Montagumonty. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1543 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1543.png Corollary When dinner is late, your spouse is on time. Sent by Glenda Michelle Gable. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1542 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1542.png Murphy's Law #1542 When dinner is on time, your spouse is late. Sent by Glenda Michelle Gable. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1541 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1541.png Murphy's Law #1541 A plea for justice is often a claim for injustice in one's favor. Sent by Rafael Juarez. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1540 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1540.png Murphy's Law #1540 The greater the number of people involved in a social function, the less intelligent each participant becomes. Sent by Rafael Juarez. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1539 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1539.png Murphy's Law #1539 Man is the only animal able to retrace his steps to make the mistakes previously avoided. Sent by Rafael Juarez. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1538 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1538.png Murphy's Law #1538 Sticks and stones will break your bones, but words will kill you. Sent by Hughie W. Sprinkle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1537 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1537.png Murphy's Law #1537 If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll eventually break it. Sent by Hughie W. Sprinkle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1536 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1536.png Murphy's Law #1536 When sitting in the audience watching a sports event among 60,000 other spectators, you pick your nose only when you are on national TV. Sent by Calle, Finland. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1535 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1535.png Murphy's Law #1535 If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed. Sent by Richard Bobbitt. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1534 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1534.png Murphy's Law #1534 The Voice of Experience never says until it's too late. Sent by Rikki. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1533 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1533.png Corollary Following that, it will try to bounce to the other foot, with a 50% chance of success. Sent by Rikki. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1532 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1532.png Murphy's Law #1532 A heavy frozen roast, stored on a freezer shelf, 5 feet from the ground, will fall on the most vulnerable toe available. Sent by Rikki. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1531 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1531.png Murphy's Law #1531 It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Lord Palmerston. Sent by Frank Teunissen. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1530 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1530.png Murphy's Law #1530 Given the current workload, the light at the end of the tunnel has been cut. Sent by Frank Teunissen. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1529 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1529.png Murphy's Law #1529 A person who writes a law has never experienced it before. Sent by Mohammed Ram Jackson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1528 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1528.png Murphy's Law #1528 To be a successful person, you must succeed. Sent by Mohammed Ram Jackson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1527 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1527.png Murphy's Law #1527 If you have a clear mind, you don't get to think. Sent by Mohammed Ram Jackson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1526 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1526.png Murphy's Law #1526 A person's happiness is inversely related to the number of timepieces they own. Sent by Joe Weiss. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1525 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1525.png Murphy's Law #1525 The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. Sent by Karen Hertzberg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1524 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1524.png Murphy's Law #1524 A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brains. Sent by S.T. El-Said. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1523 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1523.png Murphy's Law #1523 A Camel is a Horse made by a committee. Sent by S.T. El-Said. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1522 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1522.png Murphy's Law #1522 A non-smoker among smokers will always be upwind. Sent by Prashant Talnikar. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1521 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1521.png Murphy's Law #1521 Don't leapfrog with a unicorn. Sent by Patrice Rueda. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1520 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1520.png Murphy's Law #1520 If there's a flat surface, someone will put something on it. Sent by Sheela. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1519 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1519.png Murphy's Law #1519 Moral beliefs tend to be like laws in crowded places. Sent by Michael Castillo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1518 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1518.png Murphy's Law #1518 Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal. Sent by Les Benton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1517 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1517.png Murphy's Law #1517 Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate. Sent by Jan Wenall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1516 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1516.png Binil's law of greed Enough is never enough. Sent by Binil Jacob Abraham. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1515 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1515.png Murphy's Law #1515 Clicking your heels three times means you've fallen and can't get up. Sent by fayef820@aol.com. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1514 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1514.png Murphy's Law #1514 In stores, the other line always moves faster. Sent by Mike Ciolek. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1513 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1513.png Murphy's Law #1513 Why violence when there is vengeance? Sent by Juan Felipe Triviño. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1512 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1512.png Corollary This law still applies when you move next door. Sent by Maria Teresa Garrido. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1511 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1511.png Murphy's Law #1511 The grass is always greener on the other side. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1510 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1510.png Murphy's Law #1510 Nothing is definite. Sent by Alan Keffer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1509 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1509.png Murphy's Law #1509 If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse. Sent by Richard Barrere. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1508 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1508.png Murphy's Law #1508 If you hold a hammer, everything around you will look like a nail. Sent by Hussein Nagji. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1507 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1507.png Murphy's Law #1507 Any good idea you ever had will just be attributed to someone else once you tell someone about it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1506 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1506.png Murphy's Law #1506 Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1505 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1505.png Murphy's Law #1505 The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack. Sent by Drew, a longtime backpacker https://murphys-laws.com/law/1504 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1504.png Corollary Also applies to thugs, mobsters, gangs, and superheroes. Sent by Franco. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1503 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1503.png The Inverse Law of Ninja In a movie, a single Ninja is an unstoppable, semi-immortal, and mysterious killing machine. As their number increases, the ninja becomes more of a fumbling idiot. Sent by Franco. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1502 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1502.png Murphy's Law #1502 Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it. Sent by Yogendra Jagdish Saraogi. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1501 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1501.png Murphy's Law #1501 Behind every successful man is a woman. The further behind the woman, the better the chances of his success. Sent by Lakshman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1500 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1500.png Murphy's Law #1500 Nothing succeeds like success. Sent by Lakshman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1499 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1499.png Murphy's Law #1499 Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap tha https://murphys-laws.com/law/1498 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1498.png Murphy's Law #1498 The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it. Sent by Jesse Janowiak. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1497 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1497.png Murphy's Law #1497 The height of foolishness is to believe red or black die doesn't run. Sent by Colin Hadden. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1496 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1496.png Murphy's Law #1496 Clothes that are labeled (non-run) aren't. Sent by Colin Hadden. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1495 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1495.png Murphy's Law #1495 After trying to get something apart (or together) for 90 minutes, you find a clip that completes the job in 30 seconds (tried and tested many times). Sent by Colin Hadden. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1494 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1494.png Murphy's Law #1494 The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time. Sent by John. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1493 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1493.png Murphy's Law #1493 The weakest link is the most stable one. Sent by Jungsonn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1492 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1492.png Murphy's Law #1492 Whenever you don't want to do something, it is exactly when it needs to be done. Sent by Peter Norman Scott. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1491 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1491.png Murphy's Law #1491 Anything by Nothing Equals Everything (Any number divided by zero equals infinite). Sent by Divya. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1490 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1490.png Murphy's Law #1490 If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time. Sent by Larry Oram. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1489 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1489.png Murphy's Law #1489 What is history? The last kick of the victor in the pants of the defeated. Sent by Tony Halmos. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1488 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1488.png Kent's Law A web page is only a page until it's printed. Then it can be any number of pages. Sent by Kent. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1487 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1487.png Murphy's Law #1487 Friends come and go. Enemies gather. Sent by Jan Terhag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1486 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1486.png Murphy's Law #1486 Your cell phone always falls on the hardest part of the ground. Sent by Mohamed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1485 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1485.png Murphy's Law #1485 Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you. Sent by Ana M.. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1484 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1484.png Murphy's Law #1484 You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt. Sent by Ana M. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1483 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1483.png Corollary If they have gum, it will be in a flavor that you don't like. Sent by Jeff Kashat. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1482 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1482.png Corollary The person you'll ask won't have any either. Sent by Jeff Kashat. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1481 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1481.png JKash's law When you need gum for your breath in the morning, you can't find any. Sent by Jeff Kashat. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1480 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1480.png Murphy's Law #1480 Life stinks, then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic, and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all. Sent by Oscar Bergna. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1479 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1479.png Murphy's Law #1479 When you believe you have seen the utmost of one's stupidity, they never cease to amaze you and go one step further. Sent by Viet Nguyen. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1478 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1478.png Murphy's Law #1478 Your nose always itches when your hands are tied. Sent by Tvoung. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1477 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1477.png Generalization If you can quantize it, it is too small. Sent by Israel Koren. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1476 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1476.png Corollary Everything that is measurable is too small. Sent by Israel Koren. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1475 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1475.png Murphy's Law #1475 Everything that is countable is too little. Sent by Israel Koren. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1474 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1474.png Murphy's Law #1474 History is like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue forever. Sent by Roger. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1473 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1473.png Murphy's Law #1473 The early bird suffers from insomnia. Sent by Divya. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1472 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1472.png Murphy's Law #1472 Everything gets worse with time except wine. And even that, not always. Sent by Asier Zabarte. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1471 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1471.png Corollary Even the most repulsive. Sent by Asier Zabarte. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1470 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1470.png Murphy's Law #1470 Spending enough time and money can explain all human behavior psychologically. Sent by Asier Zabarte. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1469 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1469.png Murphy's Law #1469 You need something the most, only after you realize you've permanently lost it. Sent by Meshman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1468 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1468.png Murphy's Law #1468 All generalizations are false, including this. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1467 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1467.png Murphy's Law #1467 Given a controversial, immoral issue, enough leeway in mainstream society, it will become the norm. Sent by Mike. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1466 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1466.png Murphy's Law #1466 You might forget your past, but your past will never forget you. Sent by Mlungisi Khanyile. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1465 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1465.png Murphy's Law #1465 The squeakiness of floorboards is directly proportional to the need to remain unnoticed. Sent by Lawman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1464 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1464.png Murphy's Law #1464 Everybody wants to use the bathroom at the same time. Sent by Barbu Ionel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1463 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1463.png Murphy's Law #1463 Never look up when dragonflies fly overhead. Sent by Peter Elsner. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1462 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1462.png Murphy's Law #1462 A man walking through the turnstiles backwards, going to Bangkok. Sent by Peter Elsner. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1461 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1461.png Murphy's Law #1461 Contrary to popular belief, O.C. IS an area effect weapon. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1460 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1460.png Murphy's Law #1460 Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lie down - if you can lie down, you might as well nap. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1459 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1459.png Murphy's Law #1459 Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1458 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1458.png Murphy's Law #1458 Professional criminals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1457 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1457.png Murphy's Law #1457 Better to be judged by twelve, than carried by six. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1456 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1456.png Murphy's Law #1456 Suspects always hide in the last place you look. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1455 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1455.png Murphy's Law #1455 Tasting suspected drugs works - but only on TV or in the movies. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1454 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1454.png Murphy's Law #1454 The alley you sprint down is the wrong alley. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1453 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1453.png Murphy's Law #1453 Your two-minute "back-up" is always actually ten minutes away. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1452 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1452.png Murphy's Law #1452 Empty guns aren't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1451 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1451.png Murphy's Law #1451 Take off your hat, and the MP Duty Officer appears. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1450 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1450.png Murphy's Law #1450 You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1449 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1449.png Murphy's Law #1449 Contrary to popular belief, general officers don't get tickets. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1448 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1448.png Murphy's Law #1448 The lowest bidder made your weapon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1447 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1447.png Murphy's Law #1447 Fatalities always occur at the end of the shift - or when it rains and snows. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1446 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1446.png Murphy's Law #1446 The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the number of stairs you'll have to climb. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1445 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1445.png Murphy's Law #1445 The dependent who screams when you don't show up quickly, also shouts when you do. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1444 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1444.png Murphy's Law #1444 The suspect will escape just before you set up a good perimeter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1443 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1443.png Murphy's Law #1443 If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1442 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1442.png Murphy's Law #1442 You'll find the suspect you want when you're off-duty and unarmed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1441 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1441.png Murphy's Law #1441 The helicopter will always be low on fuel once you need it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1440 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1440.png Murphy's Law #1440 Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1439 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1439.png Murphy's Law #1439 Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you need light. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1438 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1438.png Murphy's Law #1438 Radios will fail as soon as you need back-up desperately. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1437 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1437.png Murphy's Law #1437 The thing you need will be left behind at the MP Station. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1436 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1436.png Murphy's Law #1436 No inspection-ready unit ever makes it on the streets. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1435 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1435.png Murphy's Law #1435 No street-wise unit ever passed inspection. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1434 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1434.png Murphy's Law #1434 You'll have an accident if you take out the newest patrol car. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1433 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1433.png Murphy's Law #1433 It only becomes a riot right after you show up. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1432 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1432.png Murphy's Law #1432 Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts traffic. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1431 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1431.png Murphy's Law #1431 Don't forget to tell the brass when you've secured a crime scene. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1430 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1430.png Murphy's Law #1430 Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1429 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1429.png Murphy's Law #1429 The shortcuts are always under construction by the post engineers. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1428 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1428.png Murphy's Law #1428 The easy ways are always blocked. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1427 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1427.png Murphy's Law #1427 The simple things are always difficult. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1426 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1426.png Murphy's Law #1426 The important things are always simple. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1425 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1425.png Murphy's Law #1425 The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1424 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1424.png Murphy's Law #1424 If you charge alone, you will be shot by your officers. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1423 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1423.png Murphy's Law #1423 The Desk Sergeant will want it changed, no matter how you write it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1422 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1422.png Murphy's Law #1422 The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1421 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1421.png Murphy's Law #1421 The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1420 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1420.png Murphy's Law #1420 Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1419 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1419.png Murphy's Law #1419 If your response goes well, you're at the wrong barracks. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1418 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1418.png Murphy's Law #1418 Not wearing body armor attracts bullets and knives. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1417 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1417.png Murphy's Law #1417 Never share a patrol car with anyone braver than you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1416 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1416.png Murphy's Law #1416 When in doubt, empty your shotgun. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1415 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1415.png Murphy's Law #1415 Don't look conspicuous - it antagonizes officers. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1414 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1414.png Murphy's Law #1414 If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1413 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1413.png Murphy's Law #1413 Your brassard and badge will not stop bullets. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1412 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1412.png Murphy's Law #1412 If the culture is viable, it has mutated. Sent by Sagar Kalantre. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1411 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1411.png Murphy's Law #1411 If the preservation vial is not lost, the culture is not viable. Sent by Sagar Kalantre. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1410 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1410.png Murphy's Law #1410 The required culture will never give isolated colonies. Sent by Sagar Kalantre. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1409 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1409.png Murphy's Law #1409 A contaminant will always be isolated. Sent by Sagar Kalantre. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1408 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1408.png Murphy's Law #1408 If you drop a tool or a part, it will roll to the exact center underneath your car, thus extending your repair enjoyment. Sent by Tim Salo, Madison, NJ. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1407 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1407.png Corollary It will not roll if it falls on shag carpeting and is small enough to hide. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1406 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1406.png Murphy's Law #1406 Any instrument, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1405 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1405.png Murphy's Law #1405 You can put anything anywhere if you have enough grease & a big enough hammer. Sent by J.C. Rolston. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1404 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1404.png Murphy's Law #1404 If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1403 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1403.png Murphy's Law #1403 If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, it needs replacing anyway. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1402 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1402.png Murphy's Law #1402 No matter how often you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1401 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1401.png Murphy's Law #1401 The other person in an otherwise vacant locker room will have the locker next to yours. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1400 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1400.png Murphy's Law #1400 After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1399 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1399.png Murphy's Law #1399 After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1398 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1398.png Murphy's Law #1398 If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1397 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1397.png Murphy's Law #1397 The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking techniques. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1396 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1396.png Murphy's Law #1396 The sensei will be sick the day you leave work early to make it to class on time. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1395 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1395.png Murphy's Law #1395 You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1394 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1394.png Murphy's Law #1394 The referee will always be looking the other way when you score. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1393 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1393.png Murphy's Law #1393 The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him. Sent by Emily Stewart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1392 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1392.png Murphy's Law #1392 It never rains in the Marine Corps; it rains on the Marine Corps. Sent by Jesse Cason. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1391 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1391.png Murphy's Law #1391 You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone. Sent by Adrian Piñeiro. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1390 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1390.png Murphy's Law #1390 In any married couple, both members think they will be the first to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong. Sent by John Rebillot. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1389 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1389.png Rebillot's Law of Infertility You never know you are infertile until you try to fertilize. Sent by John Rebillot. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1388 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1388.png Murphy's Law #1388 A person's imperfection is proportional to how much you hate them. Sent by Safwan Aumari. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1387 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1387.png Murphy's Law #1387 A person's perfection is proportional to how much you love them. Sent by Safwan Aumari. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1386 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1386.png Murphy's Law #1386 If you get it, it will be removed. Sent by Peter V. Garalde. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1385 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1385.png Murphy's Law #1385 The person you want the most will end up with the person you hate the most. Sent by Peter V. Garalde. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1384 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1384.png Murphy's Law #1384 Absence makes the heart wander. Sent by ???. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1383 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1383.png Murphy's Law #1383 Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong. Sent by Cy Hilterman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1382 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1382.png Murphy's Law #1382 You always need a more patient partner, no matter how patient they are. Sent by Aman J Singh. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1381 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1381.png Murphy's Law #1381 The best way to get over a woman is to get over another. Sent by Huzaifa Ayaz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1380 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1380.png Murphy's Law #1380 You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall. Sent by R. Jones. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1379 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1379.png Murphy's Law #1379 The girl/boyfriend who says they are - aren't. Sent by Micah Tolbert. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1378 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1378.png Murphy's Law #1378 When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Sent by Joe Fox. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1377 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1377.png Murphy's Law #1377 Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend is like being told you didn't get the job because you're overqualified. Sent by Vin Burgh. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1376 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1376.png Murphy's Law #1376 The sexier a man is, the more likely he is to be gay. Sent by M. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1375 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1375.png Murphy's Law #1375 The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl. Sent by Aditya. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1374 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1374.png Murphy's Law #1374 You may get off on a cheap hooker, but you can't get off on an affordable lawyer. Sent by Ryan Shuck. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1373 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1373.png Murphy's Law #1373 Everyone believes in love, but wonders if it exists. Sent by Sushil Choudhari. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1372 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1372.png Murphy's Law #1372 Wedding cake cures nymphomania. Sent by Juggy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1371 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1371.png Murphy's Law #1371 Love can be your best friend and/or your worst enemy. Sent by Jennifer W. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1370 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1370.png Murphy's Law #1370 The quiet ones always have the two dozen corpses in their basements. Sent by Bo Zhang. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1369 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1369.png Murphy's Law #1369 If you are happy together, wait till you are married. Sent by Stefan Farkas. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1368 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1368.png Murphy's Law #1368 If a beautiful wo/man loves you, it's fake. Sent by Stefan Farkas. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1367 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1367.png Murphy's Law #1367 If you want love, you don't get it. Sent by Stefan Farkas. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1366 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1366.png Murphy's Law #1366 If you are in love, they aren't. Sent by Stefan Farkas. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1365 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1365.png Murphy's Law #1365 If you love them, they don't love you. Sent by Stefan Farkas. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1364 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1364.png The Carmen Electra/ Dennis Rodman corollary The most beautiful men in the world ALSO marry the most ugly AND most crazy men in the world. Sent by Bob Schreib Jr. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1363 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1363.png The Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson law for celebrity couples is Persona-polarization The most beautiful women in the world always marry the most ugly men. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1362 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1362.png Murphy's Law #1362 The difference between love and the common cold is that there is a vaccine for the common cold. Sent by Takura Razemba. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1361 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1361.png Albert Einstein's Law of Gravity Gravity cannot be blamed for two people falling in love. Sent by John A. Oxford. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1360 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1360.png Murphy's Law #1360 Marriage is the ending of a perfectly good sex life. Sent by Asking Duncan. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1359 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1359.png Murphy's Law #1359 When you finally bed the attractive blond, they'll nick your wallet and watch, unless you owe them fifty quid. Sent by Ed Smith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1358 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1358.png Murphy's Law #1358 Everything that glitters is not WET. Sent by Ashish Chandra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1357 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1357.png Murphy's Law #1357 Marriage is like a dog with a bone. He might not touch it, but he just doesn't let other dogs come near it. Sent by Airbornemonty. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1356 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1356.png Murphy's Law #1356 man = evil Sent by AFsoldier, who knows the math doesn't hold, but it's funny. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1355 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1355.png Murphy's Law #1355 Money = √evil (money is the root of evil) https://murphys-laws.com/law/1354 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1354.png Murphy's Law #1354 (wo)man = money2 https://murphys-laws.com/law/1353 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1353.png Murphy's Law #1353 time = money https://murphys-laws.com/law/1352 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1352.png Murphy's Law #1352 (wo)man = time + money https://murphys-laws.com/law/1351 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1351.png Murphy's Law #1351 The Love Math Law: https://murphys-laws.com/law/1350 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1350.png Corollary If they want to dump you, they will. Sent by Anjana G. Ranasooriya. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1349 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1349.png Murphy's Law #1349 If they want to dump you, they will find a reason. Sent by Anjana G. Ranasooriya. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1348 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1348.png Murphy's Law #1348 The boyfriend of the girl you like is an asshole. Sent by C. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1347 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1347.png Murphy's Law #1347 No matter how beautiful/wonderful s/he may seem, there's always someone out there who's sick and tired of their s**t, too. Sent by Bob. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1346 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1346.png Murphy's Law #1346 You never truly know a significant other until you meet them in court. Sent by Bob. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1345 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1345.png Murphy's Law #1345 The smartest statements will be thought of at the most inappropriate times. i.e., during a make-out session, strike up a law of Quantum physics, thus demonstrating that you are not interested in the o https://murphys-laws.com/law/1344 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1344.png Seduction law Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce. Sent by Sylvain Galibert. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1343 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1343.png Beach law If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it. Sent by Sylvain Galibert. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1342 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1342.png Murphy's Law #1342 You don't pay for sex; you pay them to leave after you're done. Sent by Ryan Shuck. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1341 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1341.png Murphy's Law #1341 The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship. Sent by Ana M. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1340 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1340.png Halmos' law To get your significant other, you need Time, Money, and Energy. The sum of the three is constant. You need many of the remaining two if you are short of one. If you are short of two, you need a treme https://murphys-laws.com/law/1339 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1339.png Murphy's Law #1339 It's only kinky the first time you do it. Sent by Brian Clinton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1338 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1338.png Murphy's Law #1338 Not everything takes longer than you expect. Sent by Suresh. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1337 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1337.png Murphy's Law #1337 Cute now equals annoying later. Sent by Nicolina DiRuscio. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1336 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1336.png Murphy's Law #1336 Sex ends all interest. Sent by Nicolina DiRuscio. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1335 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1335.png Murphy's Law #1335 If you love a person, let them go. If they don't come back, they aren't worth it. Sent by Nicolina DiRuscio. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1334 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1334.png Murphy's Law #1334 Loving someone too much may cause a restraining order. Sent by Nicolina DiRuscio. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1333 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1333.png Murphy's Law #1333 Love will make people do stupid things. Sent by Nicolina DiRuscio. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1332 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1332.png Murphy's Law #1332 Any "Why" question has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical. Sent by Alexandra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1331 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1331.png Corollary Those who want you as a partner, you do not want. Sent by Argiris. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1330 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1330.png Murphy's Law #1330 The partner you want doesn't want you. Sent by Argiris. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1329 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1329.png Murphy's Law #1329 The other side's lawyers are always better than yours. Sent by Murphy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1328 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1328.png Corollary Beauty is also directly related to the time remaining until last call. Sent by Murphy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1327 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1327.png Murphy's Law #1327 Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed. Sent by Murphy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1326 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1326.png Murphy's Law #1326 Everybody is most horny when alone. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1325 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1325.png Murphy's Law #1325 Being told you're the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death. Sent by Ryan Shuck. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1324 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1324.png Murphy's Law #1324 Romance is when common sense goes out the window. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1323 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1323.png Murphy's Law #1323 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer. Sent by Ross Henderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1322 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1322.png Murphy's Law #1322 No woman or man is better than two. Sent by Bangi. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1321 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1321.png Murphy's Law #1321 The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other's best friend. Sent by Bangi. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1320 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1320.png Walter/Kerwin Law Any good-looking person you see that isn't alone will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them. Sent by Warneke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1319 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1319.png Kracke/Malenka Law Good from far, far from good. Sent by Warneke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1318 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1318.png Murphy's Law #1318 Never forget: Don't fuck Mrs. Murphy! Sent by Dave Holloway. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1317 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1317.png Men are like buses another will eventually come. Sent by Neil. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1316 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1316.png Women are like boats they require constant maintenance and attention and cost much money. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1315 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1315.png Murphy's Law #1315 Procrastination is a lot like masturbation; it feels good until you realize you're just fucking yourself. Sent by Ryan Shuck. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1314 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1314.png Murphy's Law #1314 Good women/men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken. Sent by Ryan Shuck. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1313 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1313.png Murphy's Law #1313 You will get married as soon as you break up with the man (or woman) who couldn't commit to you. Sent by Acacia Anderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1312 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1312.png Murphy's Law #1312 When you take your time getting ready, your date will arrive 20 minutes early; when you're on time, they're 30 minutes late. Sent by Acacia Anderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1311 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1311.png Murphy's Law #1311 The best men (or women) are always taken--or crazy. Sent by Acacia Anderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1310 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1310.png Murphy's Law #1310 The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love, will invariably hate you. Sent by Acacia Anderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1309 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1309.png Murphy's Law #1309 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. But they never said anything about their daughter. Sent by Edgar. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1308 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1308.png Murphy's Law #1308 If you marry a plain girl, she'll turn into her dad. Sent by Jim T.. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1307 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1307.png Murphy's Law #1307 If you marry a beautiful girl, she'll turn into her mother. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1306 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1306.png Murphy's Law #1306 Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her. Sent by Bill. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1305 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1305.png Murphy's Law #1305 When she says, "Don't buy me anything expensive," and you listen, expect to be single. Sent by Steve. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1304 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1304.png Murphy's Law #1304 The more you want a woman, the less she will like you. Sent by Eric Guilbault. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1303 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1303.png Murphy's Law #1303 Your best friend stops being your best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her. Sent by Eric Guilbault. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1302 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1302.png Murphy's Law #1302 The day you decide to tell your girlfriend you could not live without her, she will leave you the next day. Sent by Eric Guilbault. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1301 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1301.png Murphy's Law #1301 When your girlfriend says you have to talk, the relationship is over. Sent by Eric Guilbault. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1300 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1300.png Murphy's Law #1300 Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy. Sent by Eric Guilbault. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1299 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1299.png Murphy's Law #1299 Regarding love and loss, doing the right thing always hurts. Sent by Nicole Pedroza. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1298 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1298.png Murphy's Law #1298 Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener. Sent by Frepp. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1297 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1297.png Or in another version Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain't. Sent by Shannon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1296 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1296.png Murphy's Law #1296 Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors. Sent by The Big Boss. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1295 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1295.png Murphy's Law #1295 You'll always catch a fever before the first date. Sent by The Sorokman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1294 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1294.png Murphy's Law #1294 If a girl tells you, "Let's stay friends," she won't call you again. If you call, she won't answer. Sent by The Sorokman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1293 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1293.png Murphy's Law #1293 If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1292 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1292.png Murphy's Law #1292 If you're having difficulties choosing between two potential girls, you'll always choose the wrong one. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1291 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1291.png Murphy's Law #1291 Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1290 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1290.png Murphy's Law #1290 Marriage is the greatest level. Sent by Prashant Talnikar. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1289 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1289.png Corollary Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil. Sent by Scott. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1288 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1288.png Corollary The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper. Sent by Scott. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1287 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1287.png Murphy's Law #1287 Pencil size is not as important as writing quality. Sent by Scott. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1286 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1286.png Murphy's Law #1286 If anything happens on the first date, you won't have a condom. Sent by Doug. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1285 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1285.png Murphy's Law #1285 The uglier the girl, the closer she lives. Sent by Doug. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1284 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1284.png The ABC rule If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than with C. B and C are often the same person. Sent by Randall Wald. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1283 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1283.png Murphy's Law #1283 Sent by Jamie https://murphys-laws.com/law/1282 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1282.png Murphy's Law #1282 Are already dating someone else https://murphys-laws.com/law/1281 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1281.png Murphy's Law #1281 Don't want the attention of said person and/or https://murphys-laws.com/law/1280 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1280.png Murphy's Law #1280 A close friend will grab their attention if you are interested in someone. This is especially likely if they: https://murphys-laws.com/law/1279 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1279.png Murphy's Law #1279 The number of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to everything about you, such as intelligence. Sent by Albert Yao. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1278 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1278.png Murphy's Law #1278 Anticipation is 98% of fun. Sent by Judester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1277 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1277.png Murphy's Law #1277 Sex on TV can't hurt you unless you fall off. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1276 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1276.png Murphy's Law #1276 Love has all the answers. But until then, sex raises some good questions. Sent by Vic. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1275 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1275.png Murphy's Law #1275 If a man has it, he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit, and you will have it all. Sent by Ervin the Dray, USA https://murphys-laws.com/law/1274 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1274.png Murphy's Law #1274 Before falling in love, take your backup; it always helps recover. Sent by Asim Qadri. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1273 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1273.png Murphy's Law #1273 A cauliflower resembles a rose if your eyesight is not 6/6. Sent by Asim Qadri. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1272 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1272.png Murphy's Law #1272 In Romance and Finance, we play with Figures. Sent by Asim Qadri. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1271 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1271.png Murphy's Law #1271 Eichel's Rule - During sex, try to sweat. Sent by Bird Waring. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1270 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1270.png Murphy's Law #1270 When all else fails, have hope. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1269 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1269.png Murphy's Law #1269 A lover will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly, despite the embarrassment factor. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1268 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1268.png Murphy's Law #1268 Try as you might, there will still be times when men are just assholes. We can't help it, and we're sorry. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1267 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1267.png Murphy's Law #1267 If a man won an argument, it was just in his head. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1266 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1266.png Murphy's Law #1266 The man shall not win the argument he didn't start. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1265 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1265.png Murphy's Law #1265 The man shall not win the argument he started. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1264 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1264.png Corollary Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1263 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1263.png Murphy's Law #1263 The hornier someone is, the less likely they are to have sex. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1262 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1262.png Murphy's Law #1262 Celibacy is not hereditary. Sent by King Ed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1261 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1261.png Murphy's Law #1261 When with your girlfriend, you will always have gas. Sent by Steve Barrett. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1260 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1260.png Murphy's Law #1260 In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners. Sent by Jack Betz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1259 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1259.png Murphy's Law #1259 If you go behind a girl, you are heading into trouble. Sent by Pradeep S. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1258 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1258.png Murphy's Law #1258 Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague. Sent by Greg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1257 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1257.png Love makes believers of us all. Translation Love obscures common sense. Sent by Greg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1256 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1256.png Murphy's Law #1256 The two things no man can ever understand are women and what makes all men complete damn fools over women. Sent by Jack Betz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1255 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1255.png Murphy's Law #1255 The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time. Sent by Finding Forrester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1254 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1254.png Murphy's Law #1254 The duration of a relationship with a person is inversely proportional to the person's importance to you. Sent by Sweatpup. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1253 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1253.png Corollary You will later learn that your lack of belief caused it to fail. Sent by Greg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1252 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1252.png Murphy's Law #1252 If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1251 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1251.png Murphy's Law #1251 No one is as fascinating as they think. Sent by Jack Betz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1250 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1250.png Murphy's Law #1250 Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed. Sent by Jack Betz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1249 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1249.png Murphy's Law #1249 You get the best sex from the worst one for you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1248 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1248.png Murphy's Law #1248 It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1247 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1247.png Murphy's Law #1247 Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1246 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1246.png Murphy's Law #1246 If a man speaks deep in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? Sent by Ray Williams. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1245 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1245.png Murphy's Law #1245 Love and high school must NEVER go together. Sent by GonzRock. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1244 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1244.png Murphy's Law #1244 If your heart is broken, sweep the pieces. There will always be someone who wants to put it back together. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1243 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1243.png Murphy's Law #1243 Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1242 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1242.png Murphy's Law #1242 It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1241 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1241.png Murphy's Law #1241 When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears. Sent by David. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1240 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1240.png Murphy's Law #1240 When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1239 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1239.png Murphy's Law #1239 An ex-wife/husband will always be "till death do us part". Sent by Leesa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1238 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1238.png Murphy's Law #1238 Nothing improves with age. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1237 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1237.png Murphy's Law #1237 This won't hurt, I promise. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1236 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1236.png Murphy's Law #1236 Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1235 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1235.png Murphy's Law #1235 Never go to bed mad; stay up and fight. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1234 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1234.png Murphy's Law #1234 There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1233 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1233.png Murphy's Law #1233 Don't do it if you can't keep it up. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1232 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1232.png Murphy's Law #1232 Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1231 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1231.png Murphy's Law #1231 Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1230 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1230.png Murphy's Law #1230 The world does not revolve on an axis. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1229 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1229.png Murphy's Law #1229 Love comes in spurts. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1228 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1228.png Murphy's Law #1228 A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1227 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1227.png Murphy's Law #1227 Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1226 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1226.png Murphy's Law #1226 Beauty is skin deep; ugliness goes right to the bone. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1225 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1225.png Murphy's Law #1225 Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1224 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1224.png Murphy's Law #1224 A man can be happy with any woman if he doesn't love her. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1223 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1223.png Murphy's Law #1223 Never say no. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1222 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1222.png Murphy's Law #1222 It is better to be watched than overlooked. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1221 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1221.png Murphy's Law #1221 What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1220 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1220.png Murphy's Law #1220 A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1219 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1219.png Murphy's Law #1219 Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1218 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1218.png Murphy's Law #1218 Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1217 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1217.png Murphy's Law #1217 Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1216 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1216.png Murphy's Law #1216 Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless in the mood. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1215 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1215.png Anonymous comment The person who said it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all NEVER loved and lost! https://murphys-laws.com/law/1214 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1214.png Murphy's Law #1214 It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1213 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1213.png Murphy's Law #1213 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1212 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1212.png Murphy's Law #1212 You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1211 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1211.png Murphy's Law #1211 One good turn gets the most cover. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1210 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1210.png Murphy's Law #1210 Sex is a three-letter word that needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1209 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1209.png Murphy's Law #1209 Do it only with the best. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1208 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1208.png Murphy's Law #1208 Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1207 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1207.png Murphy's Law #1207 If the effort that went into research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1206 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1206.png Murphy's Law #1206 Love is a hole in the heart. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1205 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1205.png Murphy's Law #1205 Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1204 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1204.png Murphy's Law #1204 There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1203 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1203.png Murphy's Law #1203 Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss many frogs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1202 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1202.png Murphy's Law #1202 Sex discriminates between shy and ugly. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1201 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1201.png Murphy's Law #1201 It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1200 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1200.png Murphy's Law #1200 The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1199 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1199.png Murphy's Law #1199 Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then pray for crop failure on Sunday. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1198 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1198.png Murphy's Law #1198 Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1197 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1197.png Murphy's Law #1197 When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1196 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1196.png Murphy's Law #1196 The best way to hold a man is in your arms. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1195 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1195.png Murphy's Law #1195 It is always the wrong time of month. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1194 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1194.png Murphy's Law #1194 Sex is dirty only if it's done right. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1193 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1193.png Murphy's Law #1193 The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1192 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1192.png Murphy's Law #1192 Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1191 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1191.png Murphy's Law #1191 When a man's wife learns to understand him, she stops listening. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1190 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1190.png Murphy's Law #1190 Virginity can be cured. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1189 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1189.png Murphy's Law #1189 If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1188 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1188.png Murphy's Law #1188 A man in the house is worth two in the street. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1187 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1187.png Murphy's Law #1187 Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1186 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1186.png Murphy's Law #1186 No sex with anyone in the same office. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1185 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1185.png Murphy's Law #1185 Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1184 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1184.png Murphy's Law #1184 There is no remedy for sex but more sex. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1183 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1183.png Murphy's Law #1183 Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1182 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1182.png Murphy's Law #1182 Sex has no calories. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1181 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1181.png Murphy's Law #1181 No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1180 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1180.png Murphy's Law #1180 Nothing improves with age. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1179 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1179.png Murphy's Law #1179 The more beautiful the woman who loves you, the easier it is to leave her without hard feelings. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1178 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1178.png Murphy's Law #1178 Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1177 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1177.png Murphy's Law #1177 If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1176 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1176.png Murphy's Law #1176 The good ones die first. Sent by Henry. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1175 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1175.png Murphy's Law #1175 Nice guys (girls) finish last. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1174 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1174.png Murphy's Law #1174 Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1173 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1173.png Murphy's Law #1173 The best things in the world are free -- and worth every penny of it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1172 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1172.png Murphy's Law #1172 Money can't buy love, but it gives you a great bargaining position. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1171 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1171.png Murphy's Law #1171 The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1170 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1170.png Murphy's Law #1170 Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero. Sent by Van Den Bossche Jochen. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1169 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1169.png Murphy's Law #1169 The nicer someone is, the farther away they are from you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1168 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1168.png Murphy's Law #1168 If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1167 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1167.png Murphy's Law #1167 All the good ones are taken. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1166 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1166.png Murphy's Law #1166 Lotto is the answer, the only answer. Sent by Murphy https://murphys-laws.com/law/1165 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1165.png Murphy's Law #1165 Whoever wins is already rich or has won at least once before. Sent by David "The Fish https://murphys-laws.com/law/1164 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1164.png Murphy's Law #1164 You finally hit it big, then you die the same day. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1163 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1163.png Murphy's Law #1163 You finally hit it big, and then you discover all the friends you never had. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1162 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1162.png Murphy's Law #1162 Your spouse wins, then leaves you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1161 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1161.png Murphy's Law #1161 The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1160 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1160.png Murphy's Law #1160 You've been playing the same numbers in the Lottery since its beginning. Then they change the Lottery game, saying it's what the people want. (You know it's just to make it harder to win so they can m https://murphys-laws.com/law/1159 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1159.png Murphy's Law #1159 You matched four numbers, but you lost your ticket. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1158 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1158.png Murphy's Law #1158 Three thousand others also took first place. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1157 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1157.png Murphy's Law #1157 The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000, and you finally win, then you find out https://murphys-laws.com/law/1156 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1156.png Murphy's Law #1156 numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1155 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1155.png Murphy's Law #1155 The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000, and the numbers match all the https://murphys-laws.com/law/1154 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1154.png Murphy's Law #1154 You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find that the newspaper misprinted two. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1153 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1153.png Corollary Every day is a Murphy Day. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1152 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1152.png Murphy's Law #1152 If you make it through a Murphy Day, you win! https://murphys-laws.com/law/1151 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1151.png Murphy's Law #1151 The Murphy's Law humor leaves you laughing at the end of the day. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1150 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1150.png Murphy's Law #1150 Don't worry about Murphy's Law. You know it will happen anyway, so just get on and get it over! Sent by Ruth Beaty. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1149 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1149.png Murphy's Law #1149 Murphy was an extreme optimist! https://murphys-laws.com/law/1148 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1148.png Murphy's Law #1148 You get all the credit for the dumb move. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1147 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1147.png Murphy's Law #1147 The harder you work, the more people there will be to claim credit for your work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1146 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1146.png Murphy's Law #1146 Someone else always seems to get the credit for your work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1145 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1145.png O'Toole's Corollary Murphy was an optimist! https://murphys-laws.com/law/1144 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1144.png Murphy's Law #1144 The road to success is always under construction https://murphys-laws.com/law/1143 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1143.png Larry Niven's summary of Murphy's Law The perversity of the universe tends to a maximum. Sent by Kevin Boland. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1142 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1142.png Murphy's Law #1142 On the eighth day, God said, "O.K., Murphy, you take over!". Sent by Robert A. Silvestri. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1141 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1141.png Murphy's Law #1141 Murphy's law is intrinsic. Sent by Wolfram. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1140 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1140.png Murphy's Law #1140 Remember: Shit happens. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1139 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1139.png Murphy's Law #1139 This site won't open when you want to explain Murphy's law to someone. Sent by Dinni. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1138 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1138.png Murphy's Law #1138 The more laws you claim to have, the more laws you will miss. Sent by Sathish. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1137 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1137.png A law about websites The more important it is to get to a website, the greater the chance the server will be down. Sent by Shaunna. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1136 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1136.png Murphy's Law #1136 If Murphy's law is right, it will be wrong. Sent by Sharad Bhandari. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1135 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1135.png Murphy's Law #1135 There's a flaw if Murphy's law doesn't apply in a particular circumstance. Sent by Filipe Carvalheiro. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1134 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1134.png Another name for Murphy's law The law of conservation of misery. Sent by Achten. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1133 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1133.png Murphy's Law #1133 Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one. Sent by Nabeel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1132 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1132.png Murphy's Law #1132 The person ahead of you in the queue will have the most complex transaction possible. Sent by Robert Lewis. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1131 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1131.png Murphy's Law #1131 If anything can go wrong, it will. When it does, the woman will be blamed. Sent by ginakell@hotmail.com. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1130 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1130.png Mrs. Murphy's Law It's Mr. Murphy's fault if something goes wrong. Sent by Frank O'Neal. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1129 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1129.png Mr. Murphy's Warning Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy. Sent by Frank O'Neal. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1128 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1128.png Murphy's Law #1128 In any particular situation, if three things can go wrong, they usually do in sequence, each facilitating the occurrence of the next. Sent by Takura Razemba. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1127 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1127.png Murphy's Law #1127 Everything that could go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you. Sent by Takura Razemba. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1126 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1126.png Murphy's Law #1126 The probability that something can go wrong is proportional to the square of the inconvenience it can cause you. Sent by Takura Razemba. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1125 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1125.png Murphy's Law #1125 Given time, one can develop a sense of how Murphy's Law will act, but the Murphy Sense will tingle only after it is too late to keep the excreta from impacting the rotating blade-based wind generator. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1124 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1124.png Murphy's Law #1124 Nothing ever gets better. Sent by Azrias Mordax. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1123 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1123.png Buddha's Version of Murphy's Law Decay is inherent in all things; strive unceasingly. Sent by Azrias Mordax. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1122 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1122.png Murphy's Law #1122 The big catastrophes are made up of smaller ones. Sent by Azrias Mordax. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1121 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1121.png Murphy's Law #1121 If, for some reason, Murphy's Law fails to function, it is building up to something big. Sent by Azrias Mordax. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1120 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1120.png Murphy's Law #1120 To know Murphy's Law is to draw its attention. Sent by Azrias Mordax. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1119 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1119.png Murphy's Law #1119 Knowing Murphy's Law will never help. Sent by Azrias Mordax. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1118 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1118.png Murphy's Law #1118 It's never so bad; it couldn't be worse. Sent by Raymond J. Gunn, quoting his friend George Brabbs, who used to say it, but then he died, and now he wonders. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1117 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1117.png Murphy's Law #1117 If Murphy's law is used to achieve a desired outcome, it will backfire. Sent by Pat M. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1116 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1116.png Thomas Wrobel's Law V The only time something's right is when everyone agrees it's wrong. Sent by Thomas Wrobel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1115 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1115.png Thomas Wrobel's Law IV You're right only when it's about being wrong. Sent by Thomas Wrobel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1114 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1114.png Thomas Wrobel's Law III If everything seems great, it's already gone wrong. Sent by Thomas Wrobel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1113 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1113.png Thomas Wrobel's Law II Anything that seems right puts you into a false sense of security. Sent by Thomas Wrobel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1112 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1112.png Thomas Wrobel's Law I Anything that can't possibly happen in a million years will go wrong. Sent by Thomas Wrobel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1111 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1111.png Murphy's Law #1111 Knowing it can't last forever is the only price you pay for greatness. Sent by Taranis Valerin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1110 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1110.png Murphy's Law #1110 Those who don't make decisions never make mistakes. Sent by Asier Zabarte. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1109 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1109.png Murphy's Law #1109 The universe is great enough for all possibilities to exist. Sent by Elizabeth A. Kennedy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1108 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1108.png Murphy's Law #1108 The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits. Sent by Mark M. Stevens. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1107 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1107.png Murphy's Law #1107 If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go bad, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong. Sent by John Wilson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1106 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1106.png Murphy's Law #1106 If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 90% of the time. Sent by Bob Holdegraver. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1105 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1105.png Murphy's Law #1105 Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions. Sent by GL Roberts. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1104 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1104.png Murphy's Law #1104 Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong. Sent by Anonymouse. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1103 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1103.png Murphy's Law #1103 The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Sent by Ross Henderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1102 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1102.png Murphy's Law #1102 The key to happiness is to be O.K. without being O.K. Sent by Divya. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1101 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1101.png Murphy's Law #1101 Laws are like a spider web. They snare the poor and weak while the rich and powerful break them. Sent by Red. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1100 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1100.png Murphy's Law #1100 When things go from bad to worse, the cycle repeats. Sent by Rivers. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1099 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1099.png Murphy's Law #1099 If the truth is in your favor, no one will believe you. Sent by Lenny Quites. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1098 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1098.png Murphy's Law #1098 *Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four. Sent by Lenny Quites. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1097 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1097.png Murphy's Law #1097 Power is taken, not given. Sent by John Burke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1096 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1096.png Murphy's Law #1096 Common Sense isn't. Sent by Joe Facchini. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1095 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1095.png Corollary If something is likely to happen AND desirable, it won't happen. Sent by Sylvain Galibert. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1094 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1094.png Murphy's Law #1094 Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1093 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1093.png Murphy's Law #1093 The likelihood of something happening is in inverse proportion to its desirability. Sent by Ken Kaplan. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1092 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1092.png Murphy's Law #1092 Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. Sent by G. Martin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1091 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1091.png Murphy's Law #1091 The file you seek is always at the bottom of the largest pile. Sent by Larry. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1090 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1090.png Corollary It is possible for everything to get dirty and nothing to get clean. Sent by Scott Tietjen, aka "Great Scott https://murphys-laws.com/law/1089 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1089.png Law of Conservation of Filth For something to get clean, something else must get dirty. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1088 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1088.png Murphy's Law #1088 Whenever you cut your fingernails, you find a need for them an hour later. Sent by Jeff S. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1087 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1087.png Murphy's Law #1087 Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way. Sent by Robert K White. When you need something, it's either not available or can't be found https://murphys-laws.com/law/1086 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1086.png Murphy's Law #1086 No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going to go FUBAR on you. Sent by Robert K White. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1085 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1085.png Murphy's Law #1085 The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry all day. Sent by GKarlitz1@aol.com. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1084 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1084.png Murphy's Law #1084 Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep's head. Sent by Robert Dion. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1083 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1083.png Murphy's Law #1083 If it looks good, tastes good, and feels good, there has got to be something wrong somewhere. So be careful. Sent by Shirley Cameron. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1082 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1082.png Murphy's Law #1082 If a valuable falls in a hard-to-reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, you'll push it to that unreachable distance as soon as you try to reach it. Sent by Luciano Quinones. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1081 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1081.png Murphy's Law #1081 A valuable falling in a hard-to-reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers. Sent by Luciano Quinones. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1080 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1080.png Hall's Law II Minor problems aren't. Sent by Philip Hilbert Hall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1079 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1079.png Hall's Law I Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention. Sent by Philip Hilbert Hall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1078 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1078.png Murphy's Law #1078 It's always on the other side. Sent by Jakob Sultan https://murphys-laws.com/law/1077 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1077.png Murphy's Law #1077 Laundry Math: 1 Washer + 1 Dryer + 2 Socks = 1 Sock. Sent by Bryan Ortiz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1076 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1076.png Murphy's Law #1076 The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpeting. Sent by Keith Hipkins. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1075 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1075.png Murphy's Law #1075 Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1074 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1074.png Murphy's Law #1074 The wind will always blow against your hairdo. Sent by G. B. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1073 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1073.png Murphy's Law #1073 In Las Vegas, wherever you want to go in a casino, it's as far as possible from where you are, no matter where you are. Sent by Lois Weiner. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1072 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1072.png Hofstadter's Law It always takes longer than you think, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. Sent by Ben Jones. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1071 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1071.png Murphy's Law #1071 After you finish, you will find an easy way to do it. Sent by Conan Rock. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1070 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1070.png Murphy's Law #1070 The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true. Sent by what'd ya say? https://murphys-laws.com/law/1069 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1069.png Murphy's Law #1069 It takes forever to learn the rules, and once you've learned them, they change. Sent by Tracey Goldstein. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1068 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1068.png Murphy's Law #1068 Everything in life is important; important things are simple, but simple things are never easy. Think about it, and complete the circle. Sent by Sam Diggly, whose dad told her this law after she got m https://murphys-laws.com/law/1067 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1067.png Murphy's Law #1067 The solution is not in the instruction booklet when something goes wrong, but someone else always does. Sent by Mark Peacock. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1066 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1066.png Warneke Law You cannot force Murphy's Law to happen, and can't use it in your favor. Sent by Warneke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1065 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1065.png Murphy's Law #1065 If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer. Sent by Jeronimo https://murphys-laws.com/law/1064 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1064.png Mrs. Murphy's Law If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town. Sent by Sharon Murphy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1063 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1063.png Murphy's Law #1063 If you don't succeed at first, destroy all evidence you ever tried. Sent by Damien Hope. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1062 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1062.png Murphy's Law #1062 Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Sent by Yaron Budowski. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1061 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1061.png Murphy's Law #1061 If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. Sent by Mark. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1060 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1060.png Steven Wright's Observation If Murphy's law is correct, everything East of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic. Sent by Deke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1059 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1059.png Murphy's Law #1059 When you first wear new shoes, everyone will step on them. Sent by Pieter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1058 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1058.png Murphy's Law #1058 The mud that won't come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet. Sent by Jenny Pitt. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1057 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1057.png The Wingwalker's Rule Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else. Sent by Ted Machler. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1056 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1056.png Murphy's Law #1056 Chaos always wins, because it's better organized. Sent by Regards Walter, citing Terry Pratchett. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1055 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1055.png Murphy's Law #1055 Things are never as good as they are bad. Sent by Scott Miller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1054 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1054.png Murphy's Law #1054 Paper is always strongest at the perforation. Sent by Mike. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1053 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1053.png Corollary The more space you have, the more junk you'll have. Sent by Magycke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1052 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1052.png Murphy's Law #1052 Garbage abhors a vacuum. It will grow to fill available space. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1051 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1051.png Murphy's Law #1051 Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD. Sent by Zenjive. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1050 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1050.png Murphy's Law #1050 Don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk. Sent by Bird Waring. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1049 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1049.png Hunter's Observation on Education and Oz We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain. Sent by Hunter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1048 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1048.png Hunter's Observation on hypocrites A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite. Sent by Hunter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1047 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1047.png Hunter's Observation on Sugarcoating All pornography is air-brushed or computer-enhanced. Sent by Hunter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1046 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1046.png Hunter's Observation on Experts An expert is someone with an opinion and a word processor. Sent by Hunter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1045 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1045.png Hunter's Observation on Beauty Beauty is only skin deep; fashion is even shallower. Sent by Hunter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1044 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1044.png Hunter's Corollary to Murphy's Law Things go from bad to worse. Sent by Hunter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1043 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1043.png Murphy's Law #1043 Translation: You may come to terms with being screwed, but you're still screwed. Sent by Oliver McFalls. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1042 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1042.png McFalls' Maxim No degree of acceptance can change the facts. Sent by Oliver McFalls. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1041 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1041.png Murphy's Law #1041 Those who know the least will always know it the loudest. Sent by Chris Moore. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1040 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1040.png Murphy's Law #1040 Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard. Sent by anonymous https://murphys-laws.com/law/1039 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1039.png Murphy's Law #1039 You can do anything except light a paper match on a marshmallow. Sent by John. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1038 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1038.png Corollary Nothing is worth doing. Sent by D-D-D-Dave https://murphys-laws.com/law/1037 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1037.png Murphy's Law #1037 If anything were worth doing, it would've already been done. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1036 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1036.png Murphy's Law #1036 All good things come to those who wait, but don't wait too long, or they will pass you by, like two ships that pass in the night, never again returning to that same site. Sent by Jujuakita. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1035 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1035.png Murphy's Law #1035 If authority were mass, stupidity would be gravity. Sent by Greg. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1034 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1034.png Murphy's Law #1034 You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost. Sent by Gayle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1033 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1033.png Waxman's Law Everything tastes more or less like chicken. Sent by Del Ross. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1032 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1032.png Murphy's Law #1032 If anything can go wrong, it will happen to the crankiest person. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1031 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1031.png Murphy's Law #1031 If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong simultaneously. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1030 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1030.png Gamble's Law The mailbox is always across the street. Sent by Russell Cooper on behalf of a former colleague who claimed that Murphy had plagiarized https://murphys-laws.com/law/1029 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1029.png Murphy's Law #1029 The most exciting phrase to hear in science that heralds discoveries is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny... https://murphys-laws.com/law/1028 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1028.png Murphy's Law Current Revision Anything that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong! You just haven't been notified. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1027 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1027.png Murphy's Law #1027 Where patience fails, force prevails. Sent by Woody https://murphys-laws.com/law/1026 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1026.png Murphy's Law #1026 Wherever I go, there I am. Sent by John Davenport. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1025 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1025.png Murphy's Law #1025 If you say something and stake your reputation on it, you will lose your reputation. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1024 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1024.png Murphy's Law #1024 If you apply Murphy's Law, it will no longer be applicable. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1023 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1023.png Murphy's Law #1023 A knowledge of Murphy's Law is no help in any situation. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1022 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1022.png Murphy's Law #1022 If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you wake up with smelly fingers. Sent by Chris Davidsen, from Norway https://murphys-laws.com/law/1021 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1021.png Crespins' Law of Observation the probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of your act. Sent by R. Crespin Esq. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1020 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1020.png Murphy's Law #1020 The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish, and how important it is. Sent by Joe. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1019 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1019.png Murphy's Law #1019 Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are or will be. Sent by Joe. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1018 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1018.png Murphy's Law #1018 Whatever you want to do is impossible; whatever is possible for you to do, you don't want to do it. Sent by Joe. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1017 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1017.png Murphy's Law #1017 Whatever you want, you can't have; what you can have, you don't want. Sent by Joe. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1016 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1016.png Murphy's Law #1016 Having the right of way won't make you any less dead. Sent by Anonymous. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1015 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1015.png Murphy's Law #1015 Being dead right won't make you any less dead. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1014 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1014.png Cole's Law Thinly sliced cabbage. Sent by Michael. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1013 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1013.png Murphy's Law #1013 The light at the end of the tunnel is a train. Sent by Steve. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1012 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1012.png Murphy's Law #1012 When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel will cave in. Sent by Fridrik Bjarnason. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1011 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1011.png Murphy's Law #1011 The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks. Sent by Charles L. Mays. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1010 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1010.png Murphy's Law #1010 Great ideas are never remembered, and dumb statements are never forgotten. Sent by Charles L. Mays. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1009 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1009.png Murphy's Law #1009 The cost of the hairdo is directly related to wind strength. Sent by Charles L. Mays. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1008 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1008.png Murphy's Law #1008 You will never leave a parking space without someone in an adjacent space leaving at the same time. Sent by Sean Murphy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1007 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1007.png Murphy's Law #1007 The fish are always biting. Yesterday! https://murphys-laws.com/law/1006 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1006.png No matter how hard you try, you cannot push a string. For example getting a group of people to the car simultaneously. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1005 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1005.png Murphy's Law #1005 The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1004 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1004.png Murphy's Law #1004 Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1003 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1003.png Murphy's Law #1003 Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1002 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1002.png Murphy's Law #1002 He who angers you controls you; therefore, you have no control over your anger. Sent by Leesa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1001 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1001.png Murphy's Law #1001 If you react to actions, you've acted on actions. Sent by Leesa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/1000 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1000.png Murphy's Law #1000 Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always return to you. Sent by Leesa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/999 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/999.png Murphy's Law #999 Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will. Sent by Leesa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/998 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/998.png Murphy's Law #998 When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears, the other will remain backed up. Sent by Leesa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/997 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/997.png Murphy's Law #997 If you think you are doing the right thing, it will likely backfire in your face. Sent by Leesa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/996 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/996.png Murphy's Law #996 If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it. Sent by Leesa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/995 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/995.png Corollary Ill luck is absolute. Whatever your frame of reference, things will go wrong anyway. Sent by Simone Penzavalle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/994 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/994.png Corollary Relativistic correction of Murphy's law: Whether things can go wrong or not, it depends on your frame of reference. Sent by Simone Penzavalle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/993 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/993.png Heisenberg's Indetermination Principle Applied to Ill Luck The better you know how much luck will strike you, the worse you know when this will happen. Sent by Simone Penzavalle. https://murphys-laws.com/law/992 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/992.png Murphy's Law #992 Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet. Sent by Am Wood. https://murphys-laws.com/law/991 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/991.png Murphy's Law #991 Where patience fails, force prevails. Sent by Woody. https://murphys-laws.com/law/990 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/990.png Murphy's Law #990 Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Sent by John Cougar and getalife. https://murphys-laws.com/law/989 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/989.png Murphy's Law #989 Never argue with a fool; people might not know the difference. https://murphys-laws.com/law/988 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/988.png Murphy's Law #988 When in doubt, make it convincing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/987 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/987.png Murphy's Law #987 A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. https://murphys-laws.com/law/986 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/986.png Murphy's golden rule whoever has the gold makes the rules. https://murphys-laws.com/law/985 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/985.png Murphy's Law #985 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. https://murphys-laws.com/law/984 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/984.png Murphy's Law #984 When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. https://murphys-laws.com/law/983 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/983.png Murphy's Law #983 There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over. https://murphys-laws.com/law/982 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/982.png Peter Principle In any hierarchy, each individual rises to their level of incompetence and remains there. https://murphys-laws.com/law/981 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/981.png Murphy's Law #981 Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/980 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/980.png Murphy's Law #980 Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/979 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/979.png Murphy's Law #979 When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly. https://murphys-laws.com/law/978 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/978.png Murphy's Law #978 If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needs replacing anyway. https://murphys-laws.com/law/977 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/977.png Murphy's Law #977 If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up. https://murphys-laws.com/law/976 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/976.png Murphy's Law #976 Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought. https://murphys-laws.com/law/975 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/975.png Murphy's Law #975 To get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/974 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/974.png Murphy's Law #974 The other line always moves faster. https://murphys-laws.com/law/973 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/973.png Murphy's Law #973 No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, it will be sold somewhere cheaper after buying it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/972 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/972.png Murphy's Law #972 You have to look where you lost it. Sent by Clayton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/971 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/971.png Murphy's Law #971 You'll find the original after you buy a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere. Sent by Dizzy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/970 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/970.png Corollary It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but it is never discovered on the first attempt. Sent by Peter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/969 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/969.png Corollary If you're looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last. Sent by Alegna. https://murphys-laws.com/law/968 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/968.png Murphy's Law #968 You will always find something in the last place you look. https://murphys-laws.com/law/967 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/967.png Murphy's Law #967 The greater the rug's value, the more likely the cat will throw up on it. Sent by Ralph. https://murphys-laws.com/law/966 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/966.png Murphy's Law #966 If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver's side of your car windshield. Sent by Ralph. https://murphys-laws.com/law/965 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/965.png Murphy's Law #965 If you use a pole saw to cut a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground. Sent by Ralph. https://murphys-laws.com/law/964 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/964.png Murphy's Law #964 A dropped valuable item will always fall into an inaccessible place. Sent by Ralph. https://murphys-laws.com/law/963 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/963.png Murphy's Law #963 If a dish is dropped while being removed from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking it and chipping or denting the sink. Sent by Ralph. https://murphys-laws.com/law/962 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/962.png Murphy's Law #962 A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the carpet (if indoors) - unless it is running, in which case it will fall on something it can damage https://murphys-laws.com/law/961 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/961.png Murphy's Law #961 A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried). Sent by Ralph. https://murphys-laws.com/law/960 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/960.png Murphy's Law #960 A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it. Sent by Ralph. https://murphys-laws.com/law/959 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/959.png Murphy's Law #959 A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage. Sent by Ralph. https://murphys-laws.com/law/958 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/958.png Murphy's Law #958 The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Sent by Paul Breen https://murphys-laws.com/law/957 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/957.png Murphy's Law #957 You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/956 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/956.png Murphy's Law #956 No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up. Sent by Mitch. https://murphys-laws.com/law/955 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/955.png Murphy's Law #955 The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance. https://murphys-laws.com/law/954 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/954.png Murphy's Law #954 Every solution creates new problems. https://murphys-laws.com/law/953 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/953.png Murphy's Law #953 Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. https://murphys-laws.com/law/952 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/952.png Murphy's Law #952 If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. https://murphys-laws.com/law/951 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/951.png Murphy's Law #951 Everything takes longer than it takes. Sent by Jon Carpenter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/950 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/950.png Murphy's Law #950 Everything takes longer than you think. https://murphys-laws.com/law/949 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/949.png Murphy's Law #949 Nothing is as easy as it looks. https://murphys-laws.com/law/948 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/948.png Corollary Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem. https://murphys-laws.com/law/947 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/947.png Rule of Accuracy When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer https://murphys-laws.com/law/946 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/946.png Murphy's Law #946 Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. https://murphys-laws.com/law/945 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/945.png Murphy's Law #945 It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. https://murphys-laws.com/law/944 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/944.png Murphy's Law #944 Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. https://murphys-laws.com/law/943 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/943.png Murphy's Law #943 Nothing is right. Therefore, if everything is going right, something is wrong. https://murphys-laws.com/law/942 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/942.png Murphy's Law #942 Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds supporting it. Sent by Tony '68. https://murphys-laws.com/law/941 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/941.png Murphy's Law #941 Enough research will support whatever theory. https://murphys-laws.com/law/940 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/940.png Murphy's Law #940 Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value https://murphys-laws.com/law/939 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/939.png Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws Everything goes wrong all at once. https://murphys-laws.com/law/938 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/938.png Murphy's Law #938 Smile. Tomorrow will be worse. https://murphys-laws.com/law/937 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/937.png Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics Things get worse under pressure. https://murphys-laws.com/law/936 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/936.png Corollary The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long. Sent by Dave M. https://murphys-laws.com/law/935 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/935.png Murphy's Law #935 Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. https://murphys-laws.com/law/934 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/934.png Murphy's Law #934 If everything seems to be going well, you have overlooked something. https://murphys-laws.com/law/933 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/933.png Murphy's Law #933 Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. https://murphys-laws.com/law/932 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/932.png Corollary It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault without breaking the fix on one or more others.Sent by Sean Cheshire. https://murphys-laws.com/law/931 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/931.png Murphy's Law #931 If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. https://murphys-laws.com/law/930 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/930.png Murphy's Law #930 If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway. https://murphys-laws.com/law/929 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/929.png Murphy's Law #929 If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. https://murphys-laws.com/law/928 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/928.png MacGillicuddy's Corollary At the most inopportune time. Sent by Earl R. Johnson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/927 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/927.png Corollary It can. Sent by Dr. Allen Roberds. https://murphys-laws.com/law/926 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/926.png Murphy's Law #926 If anything can go wrong, it will. https://murphys-laws.com/law/925 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/925.png Murphy's Law #925 The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/924 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/924.png Murphy's Law #924 Few people have less grasp of tactics than your enemies. Your militiamen are some of them. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/923 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/923.png Murphy's Law #923 No matter how good your lock-picking expert gets, the locks get better. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/922 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/922.png Murphy's Law #922 Regeneration boosters, explosives, and enough ammo. Pick two. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/921 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/921.png Corollary This will invite his friends, who will geek you by the dozens. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/920 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/920.png Murphy's Law #920 As soon as the enemy puts just one more square of distance between you and him, your previous hyperfrag sniper rifle with laser sight, telescopic sight, bipod, and extended barrel will spray bullets a https://murphys-laws.com/law/919 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/919.png Corollary The next sector will contain tanks. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/918 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/918.png Murphy's Law #918 If you lose a merc through death or the end of the contract, you'll be in the middle of nowhere and forced to leave behind their heavy gear. This is most commonly your heavy weapons expert, who carrie https://murphys-laws.com/law/917 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/917.png Corollary Unless your mercs are the target. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/916 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/916.png Murphy's Law #916 There is no such thing as a guaranteed hit. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/915 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/915.png Murphy's Law #915 After spending five minutes hunting down the last enemy, he will flee the sector. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/914 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/914.png Murphy's Law #914 You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/913 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/913.png Corollary 2 No enemy ever has a jammed gun. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/912 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/912.png Corollary 1 All those Marksmanship penalties relating to energy loss, open wounds, and guns in bad condition only apply to your mercs. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/911 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/911.png Murphy's Law #911 Never count on even mortally wounded enemies missing you. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/910 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/910.png Corollary If you're actually in range for throwing a grenade at him and attempt it, it will bounce off the one lone tree nearby and sail right back at you. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/909 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/909.png Murphy's Law #909 If an enemy is dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/908 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/908.png Corollary Neither AIM nor MERC has a refund policy. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/907 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/907.png Murphy's Law #907 After you blow your money on a few two-week contracts for expensive mercenaries, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/906 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/906.png Corollary Your last real safe is from Drassen on Day 3. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/905 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/905.png Murphy's Law #905 After making a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/904 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/904.png Corollary This will happen when the contracts of your top mercs are due for renewal and you just spent your savings on getting a shipment from Bobby Ray's. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/903 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/903.png Murphy's Law #903 When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and the army recaptures a third one. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/902 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/902.png Corollary 3 If the merc happens to carry a .38 by accident, you'll discover that your enemy is wearing treated Spectra armor. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/901 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/901.png Corollary 2 You neglected to think about carrying a sidearm. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/900 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/900.png Corollary 1 If you repair after each fight, you'll run out of toolkits quickly. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/899 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/899.png Murphy's Law #899 If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will reattribute by firing a LAW at your positi https://murphys-laws.com/law/898 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/898.png Corollary There's no cover if the game wants you to get hit. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/897 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/897.png Murphy's Law #897 Remember - the entire country is hostile. Trees will bend to swallow your bullets, while enemies can shoot through whole forests. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/896 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/896.png Corollary Unless your mercs get hurt. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/895 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/895.png Murphy's Law #895 You never run out of medical kits. Sent by Robert Mueller. https://murphys-laws.com/law/894 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/894.png Murphy's Law #894 If you're winning, quit. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/893 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/893.png Murphy's Law #893 If you fall, you will land on your most recent injury site. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/892 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/892.png Murphy's Law #892 There is no such thing as the "right feed". Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/891 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/891.png Murphy's Law #891 Wind velocity increases in direct proportion to how well your hat fits. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/890 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/890.png Murphy's Law #890 You can't run a barn without baling twine. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/889 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/889.png Murphy's Law #889 An uncomplicated horse can be ruined with enough schooling. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/888 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/888.png Murphy's Law #888 The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/887 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/887.png Murphy's Law #887 If a horse is advertised "under $5,000," you can bet he isn't $2,500. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/886 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/886.png Murphy's Law #886 You can't push a horse on a lunge line. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/885 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/885.png Murphy's Law #885 If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your "street clothes", you will get dirty. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/884 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/884.png Murphy's Law #884 Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/883 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/883.png Murphy's Law #883 Clipper blades will become dull only when the horse is half finished. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/882 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/882.png Murphy's Law #882 Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/881 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/881.png Murphy's Law #881 Blankets you hate cannot be destroyed. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/880 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/880.png Murphy's Law #880 Tack you hate never wears out. Sent by Les. https://murphys-laws.com/law/879 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/879.png Murphy's Law #879 Hoof picks migrate. Sent by Cecilia Porter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/878 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/878.png Murphy's Law #878 If you're wondering if you latched the pasture gate, you didn't. Sent by Cecilia Porter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/877 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/877.png Murphy's Law #877 If you left the water in the barn, you did. Sent by Cecilia Porter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/876 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/876.png Murphy's Law #876 A horse's misbehavior will be proportional to the number of people watching. Sent by Cecilia Porter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/875 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/875.png Murphy's Law #875 The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks, and need the vet at least once a month. Sent by Cecilia Porter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/874 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/874.png Murphy's Law #874 No one notices how you ride until you fall off. Sent by Cecilia Porter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/873 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/873.png Murphy's Law #873 There is no sterile barn cat. Sent by Cecilia Porter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/872 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/872.png Murphy's Law #872 If you don't thoroughly check your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down. Sent by Cecilia Porter. https://murphys-laws.com/law/871 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/871.png Murphy's Law #871 Ch-53s are living proof that it will fly if you strap enough engines to something. Sent by Jason Koeck. https://murphys-laws.com/law/870 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/870.png Murphy's Law #870 The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his exceptional skill. Sent by Brad Lucas, CPT, AV USA Ret, and a 1st Gulf War Vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/869 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/869.png Murphy's Law #869 Any of these stories that end with "No shit." was neither true nor false. Sent by Brad Lucas, CPT, AV USA Ret, and a 1st Gulf War Vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/868 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/868.png Murphy's Law #868 Any helicopter pilot story that starts "There I was,...." will be either true or false. Sent by Brad Lucas, CPT, AV USA Ret, and a 1st Gulf War Vet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/867 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/867.png Murphy's Law #867 There are 'old' pilots and 'bold' pilots, but there are no 'old, bold' pilots. https://murphys-laws.com/law/866 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/866.png Murphy's Law #866 LZs are always hot. Sent by loony39478@yahoo.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/865 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/865.png Murphy's Law #865 It is mathematically impossible for hummingbirds or helicopters to fly. Fortunately, neither is aware of this. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce. https://murphys-laws.com/law/864 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/864.png Murphy's Law #864 Helicopters have been described as nothing more than 50,000 parts flying in close formation. It is the mechanic's responsibility to keep that formation as tight as possible. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce. https://murphys-laws.com/law/863 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/863.png Corollary Any combination of these can be deadly. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/862 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/862.png Murphy's Law #862 Running out of pedal, fore or aft cyclic, or collective are all bad ideas. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/861 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/861.png Corollary Thus, the term 'SHIT!' can also be used to denote a situation where a high Pucker Factor is being encountered. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/860 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/860.png Corollary It can be expressed in its mathematical formula of: S (suction) + H (height above ground) + I (interest in staying alive) + T (# of tracers coming your way). Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his https://murphys-laws.com/law/859 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/859.png Murphy's Law #859 Pucker Factor" is the formal name of the equation that states the more hairy the situation is, the more of the seat cushion will be sucked up your butt. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his broth https://murphys-laws.com/law/858 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/858.png Murphy's Law #858 Running out of airspeed, altitude, and ideas all at once is bad. Sent by Jim Kirk, with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/857 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/857.png Murphy's Law #857 The further you fly into the mountains, the louder the strange engine noises become. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/856 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/856.png Murphy's Law #856 Loud, sudden noises in a helicopter WILL get your undivided attention. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/855 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/855.png Corollary The longer you stare at the gauges, the less time it takes them to move from green to red. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/854 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/854.png The BSR (Bang Stare Red) Law The louder the sudden bang in the helicopter, the quicker your eyes will be drawn to the gauges. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/853 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/853.png Murphy's Law #853 Chicken Plates" are not something you order in a restaurant. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/852 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/852.png Murphy's Law #852 The terms Protective Armor and Helicopter are mutually exclusive. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/851 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/851.png Corollary Failure to heed this commandment can adversely affect the crew's morale. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/850 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/850.png Murphy's Law #850 The engine and rotor RPM must both be kept in the green. Sent by Jim Kirk, courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/849 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/849.png Corollary While it may be possible to ward off this event some of the time, it cannot, despite the best efforts of the crew, always be prevented. It's just what they do. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of hi https://murphys-laws.com/law/848 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/848.png Murphy's Law #848 Helicopter tail rotors are naturally drawn toward trees, stumps, rocks, etc. Sent by Jim Kirk with the courtesy of his brother-in-law, CWO4 Larry Gilbert (Ret). https://murphys-laws.com/law/847 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/847.png Murphy's Law #847 If you drop an unbreakable object, it will always land on something more valuable. Sent by Mighty Mole. https://murphys-laws.com/law/846 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/846.png Murphy's Law #846 When working up high, the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits. Sent by Chase Smith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/845 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/845.png Murphy's Law #845 The lighter the rug, the more likely a dropped peanut butter and jelly sandwich will land face down. Sent by Chase Smith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/844 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/844.png Murphy's Law #844 You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy. Sent by Chase Smith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/843 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/843.png Corollary A single picture has more bugs than can be described with a thousand words. Sent by Janne Siren. https://murphys-laws.com/law/842 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/842.png Corollary Any technical picture has over a thousand bugs. Sent by Janne Siren. https://murphys-laws.com/law/841 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/841.png Murphy's Law #841 A single picture tells over a thousand words. Sent by Janne Siren. https://murphys-laws.com/law/840 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/840.png Murphy's Law #840 Your client won't "get it." Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/839 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/839.png Murphy's Law #839 If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/838 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/838.png Murphy's Law #838 The client's disk won't run on your equipment. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/837 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/837.png Murphy's Law #837 The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/836 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/836.png Murphy's Law #836 No matter how detailed the tech support FAQ is, nobody has ever heard of your problem. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/835 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/835.png Murphy's Law #835 Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but everyone is a graphic designer. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/834 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/834.png Murphy's Law #834 Creative inspiration flows inversely to distance from the studio. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/833 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/833.png Murphy's Law #833 Your best idea is already copyrighted. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/832 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/832.png Murphy's Law #832 You will misspell the name of the client's spouse. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/831 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/831.png Murphy's Law #831 The best designs never survive contact with the client. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/830 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/830.png Murphy's Law #830 Blueline proofs reveal previously invisible errors. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/829 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/829.png Corollary If a third option is provided, one of the first two will be chosen. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/828 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/828.png Murphy's Law #828 If two designs are shown, a third will be requested. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/827 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/827.png Murphy's Law #827 If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/826 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/826.png Murphy's Law #826 Optical Character Recognition is good comedy. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/825 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/825.png Murphy's Law #825 The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/824 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/824.png Murphy's Law #824 Global search-and-replaces - aren't. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/823 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/823.png Murphy's Law #823 Grammar checkers - don't. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/822 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/822.png Murphy's Law #822 Spell checkers - don't. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/821 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/821.png Murphy's Law #821 If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/820 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/820.png Corollary Pick one. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/819 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/819.png Murphy's Law #819 Speed. Quality. Affordability. Pick two. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/818 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/818.png Murphy's Law #818 If the text consists of two words, one will be misspelled. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/817 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/817.png Murphy's Law #817 The salesperson will promise anything. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/816 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/816.png Murphy's Law #816 Promises made by the seller never reach the newsroom. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/815 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/815.png Murphy's Law #815 If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/814 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/814.png Murphy's Law #814 Your fonts will default. Sent by Jay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/813 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/813.png Murphy's Law #813 Only good golf shots are ever spoiled by the most unlikely of events. Sent by Dave Bradshaw. https://murphys-laws.com/law/812 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/812.png Murphy's Law #812 Rain on a golf course is God's way of telling you that you're playing too slowly. Sent by Dave Bradshaw. https://murphys-laws.com/law/811 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/811.png Murphy's Law #811 The more people see you driving on the range, the more you slice your driving. Sent by Mohamed https://murphys-laws.com/law/810 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/810.png Murphy's Law #810 Whenever you think you hit the green, you won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/809 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/809.png Murphy's Law #809 Whenever you think you might par you boogie. Sent by Teodoro Correa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/808 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/808.png Murphy's Law #808 It will ditch whenever you think you have a clear drive over water. Sent by Teodoro Correa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/807 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/807.png Murphy's Law #807 Whenever you think you might finish a 9-hole play with one ball, you won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/806 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/806.png Murphy's Law #806 Whenever you think your aim is right, it's not. Sent by Teodoro Correa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/805 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/805.png Murphy's Law #805 Whenever you think your drive will go right, it won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa. https://murphys-laws.com/law/804 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/804.png Corollary They will all die if they do not kill him within the first three rounds. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/803 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/803.png Adam's Law When the players face the main enemy, they kill him with one lucky shot. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/802 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/802.png Murphy's Law #802 Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/801 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/801.png Corollary Any clues will be misunderstood as insults, jokes, or just plain missed. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/800 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/800.png Murphy's Law #800 Any jokes will be misunderstood as insults, clues, or just plain missed. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/799 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/799.png Murphy's Law #799 The amount of missed attack rolls is inversely proportional to the battle's importance. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/798 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/798.png Murphy's Law #798 The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/797 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/797.png Murphy's Law #797 If players mustn't use meta-game knowledge, they will. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/796 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/796.png Corollary If they make a check to see it, they will fail. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/795 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/795.png Murphy's Law #795 If the players must notice something, they will not. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/794 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/794.png Murphy's Law #794 The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the time spent working on it. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/793 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/793.png Murphy's Law #793 The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/792 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/792.png Corollary If it isn't against the rules, one player will convince the others it is. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/791 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/791.png Corollary If there is no hidden flaw, it's against the rules. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/790 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/790.png Murphy's Law #790 Players will always find the hidden flaw in your master plan. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/789 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/789.png Murphy's Law #789 When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available. Sent by Kasey. https://murphys-laws.com/law/788 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/788.png Murphy's Law #788 If you have got into the sun and are about to ambush the enemy, it will either be a trap or you'll run out of fuel. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/787 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/787.png Murphy's Law #787 Your radar will not pick up the enemy behind you or the one in the sun. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/786 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/786.png Corollary This applies to everything. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/785 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/785.png Murphy's Law #785 When getting spare parts for your aircraft, you can get them cheaply, fast, and in good condition. Pick two. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/784 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/784.png Murphy's Law #784 You may have the better plane, but the enemy is the better pilot - or vice versa. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/783 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/783.png Murphy's Law #783 Your cannon will jam in combat, and when you return to base, there will be nothing wrong with it. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/782 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/782.png Murphy's Law #782 Air Brakes don't. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/781 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/781.png Murphy's Law #781 Afterburners aren't. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/780 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/780.png Murphy's Law #780 Armor' is a fantasy invented by your C.O. to make you feel better. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/779 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/779.png Murphy's Law #779 Heat-seeking missiles don't know the difference between friend and foe. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/778 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/778.png Murphy's Law #778 The enemy always has the advantage. Sent by Luke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/777 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/777.png The Rule of Rules An exception immediately occurs when an EMS Rule is accepted as absolute. Sent by Ted Fisher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/776 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/776.png Corollary Treat any rookie assigned to your unit as if you were a bystander. See The First Rule of Bystanders. https://murphys-laws.com/law/775 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/775.png Murphy's Law #775 The true value of the rookie is then found by simply negating the rookie's self-assigned value. https://murphys-laws.com/law/774 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/774.png For rookie EMTs behind the wheel 1 = Obstruction to Navigation, 10 = Mario Andretti. https://murphys-laws.com/law/773 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/773.png For rookie EMTs' medical skill 1 = Certified Health Hazard, 10 = Johnny or Roy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/772 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/772.png The Rule of Rookies When expressed numerically, the true value of any rookie EMT will always be a negative number. This number may be found by simply having the rookie grade their ability on a scale from 1 to 10. https://murphys-laws.com/law/771 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/771.png Corollary A vital piece of equipment will be missing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/770 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/770.png Corollary It will take at least four times as long to get them all out as it took to get them in. https://murphys-laws.com/law/769 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/769.png Corollary No emergency run will come in until they are all inside the Ambulance and playing with the equipment. https://murphys-laws.com/law/768 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/768.png The Law of Show-And-Tell A virtually infinite number of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will. https://murphys-laws.com/law/767 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/767.png Corollary Ambulance Lights can cause acute and total, but transient, blindness. Note: This Rule does not apply in California, where pedestrians and motorists are oblivious to all traffic laws. https://murphys-laws.com/law/766 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/766.png Corollary Ambulance Sirens can cause acute, total, but transient, deafness. https://murphys-laws.com/law/765 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/765.png The Rule of Warning Devices Any Ambulance with lights and sirens, whether responding to a call or traveling to a hospital, will be ignored by all motorists, pedestrians, and dogs that may be found in or near the roads along its https://murphys-laws.com/law/764 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/764.png Corollary Never turn your back on a Proctologist. https://murphys-laws.com/law/763 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/763.png The Second Rule of Bystanders Always assume that any Physician found at the scene of an emergency is a Gynecologist, until proven otherwise. https://murphys-laws.com/law/762 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/762.png The First Rule of Bystanders Any bystander who offers you help will give you none. https://murphys-laws.com/law/761 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/761.png The Rules of Non-Transport A Life-or-Death situation will immediately be created by driving away from the home of a patient who has just thrown you out of their house. The seriousness of this will increase as the trial date app https://murphys-laws.com/law/760 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/760.png Corollary If the patient is heavy, the elevator is broken, and the lights in the stairwell are out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/759 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/759.png Corollary Very heavy patients tend to gravitate toward locations furthest from mean sea level. https://murphys-laws.com/law/758 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/758.png The Paramedical Theory of Weight The weight of the patient you are about to transport increases by the square of the sum of the number of floors that must be ascended to reach the patient, plus the number of floors that must be desce https://murphys-laws.com/law/757 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/757.png The Paramedical Theory of Relativity The number of distraught and uncooperative relatives surrounding any given patient varies exponentially with the seriousness of the patient's illness or injury. https://murphys-laws.com/law/756 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/756.png The Paramedical Law of Space The space needed to treat a patient varies inversely with the available space. https://murphys-laws.com/law/755 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/755.png The Paramedical Law of Light As the seriousness of any given injury increases, the availability of light to examine that injury decreases. https://murphys-laws.com/law/754 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/754.png The Law of EMS Evaluators Those who can neither do nor teach, evaluate. https://murphys-laws.com/law/753 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/753.png The Law of EMS Educators Those who can't do, teach. https://murphys-laws.com/law/752 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/752.png Corollary If you can understand it, you probably don't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/751 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/751.png Corollary It must be intuitively obvious if you don't understand it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/750 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/750.png The Law of Protocol Directives The simplest Protocol Directive will be worded in the most obscure and complicated manner possible. Speeds, for example, will be expressed as "Furlongs per Fortnight" and flow rates as "Hogsheads per https://murphys-laws.com/law/749 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/749.png Corollary Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. https://murphys-laws.com/law/748 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/748.png Corollary The level of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management. https://murphys-laws.com/law/747 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/747.png Corollary Field Supervisors have no business in the Field. https://murphys-laws.com/law/746 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/746.png The First Law of EMS Supervisors Given the equation: X-Y = Quality of Care, where "X" is the care that you render and "Y" is the assistance supplied by any Supervisor. If you can eliminate "Y" from the equation, the Quality of Care w https://murphys-laws.com/law/745 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/745.png The Gross Injury Rule Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4s and Kerlix. https://murphys-laws.com/law/744 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/744.png The First Principle of Triage In any accident, a patient's degree of injury is inversely proportional to the amount and volume of agonized screaming that patient produces. https://murphys-laws.com/law/743 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/743.png Corollary A dispatcher will always refer to a given location in the most obscure manner possible. For example, "Stumpy Brown's Cabbage Field" is now covered by a mall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/742 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/742.png Corollary If a street name cannot be mispronounced, a dispatcher will mispronounce it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/741 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/741.png Corollary If a street name can be mispronounced, a dispatcher will mispronounce it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/740 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/740.png Corollary Any street designated as a "Cross-street" by a dispatcher probably isn't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/739 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/739.png Corollary The existence or non-existence of any given location is of only minor importance to a dispatcher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/738 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/738.png Basic Assumption About Dispatchers' Law Given the opportunity, any dispatcher will be only too happy to tell you where to go, regardless of whether or not they know where that may be. https://murphys-laws.com/law/737 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/737.png Corollary The probability of receiving a run increases proportionally to the time elapsed since the last visit to the bathroom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/736 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/736.png Corollary If you have not yet gone to the Bathroom, you will soon regret it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/735 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/735.png Corollary No call will be received if you have just gone to the Bathroom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/734 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/734.png Paramedical Law of Bathroom If a call is received between 0500 and 0700, the location of the call will always be in a bathroom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/733 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/733.png Corollary If you respond to an "officer down" call, travelling fast enough is physically impossible. https://murphys-laws.com/law/732 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/732.png Corollary Until you pass a police cruiser, it will be entirely too fast. https://murphys-laws.com/law/731 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/731.png The First Law of Ambulance Operation No matter how fast you drive when responding to a call, it is never fast enough. https://murphys-laws.com/law/730 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/730.png The Second Rule of Equipment Interchangeable parts don't, leak-proof seals will, and self-starters won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/729 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/729.png The First Rule of Equipment Any piece of Life-saving Equipment will never malfunction or fail until you need it to save a life, or the salesman leaves. https://murphys-laws.com/law/728 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/728.png Corollary Any patient who chooses to go to jail instead of the hospital has probably been in my rig. https://murphys-laws.com/law/727 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/727.png Murphy's Law #727 As long as stupidity remains epidemic in the US, you have job security. https://murphys-laws.com/law/726 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/726.png Murphy's Law #726 It is not necessary to have a pet name for your cardiac monitor. https://murphys-laws.com/law/725 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/725.png Murphy's Law #725 You cannot institute a surcharge for unruly or surly patients. https://murphys-laws.com/law/724 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/724.png Murphy's Law #724 Don't place bets on the glucose level of an unresponsive patient. https://murphys-laws.com/law/723 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/723.png Murphy's Law #723 Nothing is as scary as a quiet child. https://murphys-laws.com/law/722 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/722.png Murphy's Law #722 Assume every female between 6 and 106 is pregnant until proven otherwise. https://murphys-laws.com/law/721 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/721.png Murphy's Law #721 Your social skills will be lacking if all your anecdotes deal with blood. https://murphys-laws.com/law/720 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/720.png Murphy's Law #720 Automatically multiply by 3 the number of drinks they claim to have had. https://murphys-laws.com/law/719 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/719.png Murphy's Law #719 Never refer to someone in respiratory distress as a "Smurf". https://murphys-laws.com/law/718 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/718.png Murphy's Law #718 You've come to conclude 90% of all drunks are a waste of protoplasm. https://murphys-laws.com/law/717 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/717.png Murphy's Law #717 textbook case" - isn't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/716 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/716.png Murphy's Law #716 Schedule your days off to avoid working during full phases of the Moon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/715 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/715.png Murphy's Law #715 Turret-mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens. https://murphys-laws.com/law/714 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/714.png Murphy's Law #714 The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the patient's weight. https://murphys-laws.com/law/713 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/713.png Murphy's Law #713 It's not a compliment when Policemen say you're crude, crass & cynical. https://murphys-laws.com/law/712 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/712.png Murphy's Law #712 Yuppies involved in accidents complain about how bumpy the ambulance ride is. https://murphys-laws.com/law/711 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/711.png Murphy's Law #711 A good tape job will fix almost anything. https://murphys-laws.com/law/710 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/710.png Every emergency has three phases Panic, Fear, and Remorse. https://murphys-laws.com/law/709 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/709.png Murphy's Law #709 EMS is extended periods of boredom, interrupted by moments of sheer terror. https://murphys-laws.com/law/708 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/708.png Murphy's Law #708 Avoid any edible item that firefighters prepare. https://murphys-laws.com/law/707 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/707.png Murphy's Law #707 Riding shotgun" does not mean you shoot the tires of non-yielding vehicles. https://murphys-laws.com/law/706 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/706.png Murphy's Law #706 If it's wet and sticky and not yours - leave it alone! https://murphys-laws.com/law/705 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/705.png Murphy's Law #705 You can't cure stupidity. https://murphys-laws.com/law/704 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/704.png Murphy's Law #704 All bleeding stops. Eventually. https://murphys-laws.com/law/703 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/703.png Murphy's Law #703 It was wrong if it felt good to say it when dealing with citizens. https://murphys-laws.com/law/702 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/702.png Murphy's Law #702 Examine all chest clutches first, bleeders next, then the rest of the whiners. https://murphys-laws.com/law/701 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/701.png Murphy's Law #701 The more equipment you see on an EMT's belt, the newer they are. https://murphys-laws.com/law/700 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/700.png Murphy's Law #700 You may not install a "car catcher" on the front of the ambulance. https://murphys-laws.com/law/699 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/699.png Murphy's Law #699 Try not to discuss "your day" at the family dinner table. https://murphys-laws.com/law/698 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/698.png Murphy's Law #698 Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round. Any variation on this is bad. https://murphys-laws.com/law/697 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/697.png Murphy's Law #697 No matter which domain you are working in, its intersection with the field of your interest is always a NULL set. Sent by Abhinaw P.. https://murphys-laws.com/law/696 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/696.png Murphy's Law #696 You will always be caught, usually the first time you do something others have been getting away with. Sent by David G. Carroll. https://murphys-laws.com/law/695 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/695.png Murphy's Law #695 If you want to be busy, say you have nothing to do. Sent by David G. Carroll. https://murphys-laws.com/law/694 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/694.png Murphy's Law #694 If you want to know what is happening, ask those under you. Sent by David G. Carroll. https://murphys-laws.com/law/693 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/693.png Murphy's Law #693 Equal Opportunity programs - aren't. Sent by David G. Carroll. https://murphys-laws.com/law/692 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/692.png Murphy's Law #692 When you are convinced everything works just fine, you are overlooking something. Sent by Aad Kooijman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/691 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/691.png Murphy's Law #691 It's not about the award, it's about the achievement. Sent by Alix Hein. https://murphys-laws.com/law/690 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/690.png Murphy's Law #690 The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all errors until the next person is fired or quits. Sent by Shaul. https://murphys-laws.com/law/689 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/689.png Murphy's Law #689 When the most important task awaits you, you get the most interruptions. Sent by Viswanathan. https://murphys-laws.com/law/688 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/688.png Murphy's Law #688 If you arrive late at the office, your boss is likely already in his room. Sent by Mohamed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/687 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/687.png Murphy's Law #687 Your Boss will always call you when you aren't at your desk. Sent by Julius. https://murphys-laws.com/law/686 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/686.png Murphy's Law #686 Everyone will hit one photocopier in the office to make it work. Most will secretly know this as the best office equipment in the building. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/685 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/685.png Murphy's Law #685 The more you pay for the uniform, the less likely you will wear any part of it. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/684 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/684.png Murphy's Law #684 The uniform you must wear was designed by a colorblind masochist who likes to laugh at those who have to wear it. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/683 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/683.png Murphy's Law #683 The uniform you must wear comes in two sizes, small and pinchy. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/682 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/682.png Murphy's Law #682 Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least to a bar. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/681 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/681.png Murphy's Law #681 If you get used to thinking "screw you" after every superior speaks to you, you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper, people will mind. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/680 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/680.png Murphy's Law #680 If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine, or embarrassing cream to work, your boss will find it. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/679 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/679.png Murphy's Law #679 Losing a job is never as fun or dignified as you imagine. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/678 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/678.png Murphy's Law #678 If you've always wanted to do ______ during an interview ______ will get you arrested. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/677 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/677.png Murphy's Law #677 The person interviewing you had less than half of your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/676 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/676.png Murphy's Law #676 The more you hate a job and wish to leave, the longer you stay put. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/675 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/675.png Murphy's Law #675 You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is good. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/674 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/674.png Murphy's Law #674 The most enthusiastic worker doesn't get paid any better than anyone else. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/673 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/673.png Murphy's Law #673 Free thought is a capital crime. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/672 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/672.png Murphy's Law #672 Your current boss is the worst you've ever had until the next one. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/671 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/671.png Murphy's Law #671 If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long, you will soon need their reference. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/670 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/670.png Murphy's Law #670 The happiest person in the company can never be trusted. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/669 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/669.png Murphy's Law #669 The 10-minute presentation or video on how the company cares about you as an employee and individual was originally a brilliant April Fool's joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts https://murphys-laws.com/law/668 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/668.png Murphy's Law #668 If the boss doesn't understand your work, they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or freak out. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/667 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/667.png Murphy's Law #667 There are demerit points for originality when one is caught. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/666 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/666.png Murphy's Law #666 Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/665 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/665.png Murphy's Law #665 If the job you want is well-paying, interesting, fun, rewarding, conveniently located, or attainable. Pick one. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/664 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/664.png Murphy's Law #664 You must be well-spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident, and polite in a job interview. Even if you are, you won't get it. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/663 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/663.png Murphy's Law #663 The ideal job for you was filled before you knew it. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/662 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/662.png Murphy's Law #662 Your unemployment check always comes after you find work. Sent by Rick S.. https://murphys-laws.com/law/661 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/661.png Murphy's Law #661 Someone always gets the good jobs first. Sent by Rick S.. https://murphys-laws.com/law/660 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/660.png Murphy's Law #660 The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find. Sent by Rick S.. https://murphys-laws.com/law/659 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/659.png Corollary the week you're gone will be the "week from hell" you must catch up on. Sent by David Orr. https://murphys-laws.com/law/658 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/658.png Murphy's Law #658 When your workmates guarantee they'll take care of your duties while you're on vacation, they won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/657 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/657.png Murphy's Law #657 The chances of the elevator not working are inversely proportional to the weight you carry multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb. https://murphys-laws.com/law/656 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/656.png Murphy's Law #656 The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator. Sent by Sandy Schlee. https://murphys-laws.com/law/655 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/655.png Murphy's Law #655 Conversely, if you are in a descending elevator, the last person to enter will punch the highest floor. Sent by Bob McLaughlin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/654 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/654.png Murphy's Law #654 The last man entering an elevator going up goes to the lowest floor. Sent by Dimple Venigalla. https://murphys-laws.com/law/653 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/653.png Murphy's Law #653 Have plenty of water on hand. Sent by Fenix. https://murphys-laws.com/law/652 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/652.png Murphy's Law #652 A soldier's effectiveness in desert combat is inversely proportional to how heavy his equipment is. Sent by Fenix. https://murphys-laws.com/law/651 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/651.png Murphy's Law #651 Operations in daytime will cause the less-equipped army to win. Sent by Fenix. https://murphys-laws.com/law/650 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/650.png Murphy's Law #650 Established roads are always mined. Sent by Fenix. https://murphys-laws.com/law/649 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/649.png Murphy's Law #649 Tanks should never leave the established roads. Sent by Fenix. https://murphys-laws.com/law/648 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/648.png Murphy's Law #648 Supply Shipments at night stick out like a sore thumb. Sent by Fenix. https://murphys-laws.com/law/647 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/647.png Murphy's Law #647 Any attempt to find cover will cause failure. Sent by Fenix. https://murphys-laws.com/law/646 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/646.png Murphy's Law #646 Loose gun belts will always fall off when going down the stage steps while on the timer. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/645 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/645.png Murphy's Law #645 A 42-inch gun belt can never be stretched far enough to fit around a 48-inch waist. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/644 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/644.png Murphy's Law #644 Clean black powder isn't. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/643 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/643.png Murphy's Law #643 Grips guaranteed to fit - don't. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/642 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/642.png Murphy's Law #642 Hardwood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/641 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/641.png Murphy's Law #641 Modern-day real ivory grips aren't. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/640 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/640.png Murphy's Law #640 Modern-day Stag grips aren't. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/639 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/639.png Murphy's Law #639 Your spare gun will never work when needed for that purpose. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/638 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/638.png Murphy's Law #638 If the rifle is the first gun used on a stage, it will always jam on the second round. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/637 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/637.png Murphy's Law #637 If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds, the rifle will always jam on the first round. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/636 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/636.png Murphy's Law #636 Secure, fail-proof Tang sights will always fall. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/635 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/635.png Murphy's Law #635 Lock tight - isn't. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/634 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/634.png Murphy's Law #634 Screws on a Winchester that are over-stressed will always strip out. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/633 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/633.png Murphy's Law #633 Screws on a Marlin can't be over-stressed. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/632 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/632.png Murphy's Law #632 You can always ID a Marlin man by the screwdrivers he carries in his ammo belt loops. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/631 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/631.png Murphy's Law #631 45-long Colts will go through the loading gate of a 45-70 and jam. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/630 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/630.png Murphy's Law #630 Thirty-eight caliber bullets will go through the loading gate of a W32-20 rifle and jam. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/629 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/629.png Murphy's Law #629 The wrong caliber for your rifle will not chamber, but it will always fit through the loading gate and jam under the carrier. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/628 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/628.png Corollary The cowboy will try to load it anyway. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/627 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/627.png Murphy's Law #627 If the stage calls for reloading off your body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/626 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/626.png Murphy's Law #626 If the stage calls for an extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/625 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/625.png Murphy's Law #625 Your extra bullet will always be in your cart if the stage calls for a reload off the body. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/624 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/624.png Murphy's Law #624 Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/623 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/623.png Corollary while shooting the longest and hardest scene. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/622 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/622.png Murphy's Law #622 If used, sunscreen will always get into your eyes. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/621 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/621.png Murphy's Law #621 Action jobs - aren't. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/620 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/620.png Murphy's Law #620 All guns, no matter how many $$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/619 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/619.png Murphy's Law #619 No matter how often they are cycled at home, new guns will lock up at the first match. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/618 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/618.png Murphy's Law #618 If you ask the cost of playing CAS, you probably can't afford it. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/617 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/617.png Murphy's Law #617 The cost of new CB equipment will always equal your checking account balance. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/616 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/616.png Murphy's Law #616 Modern-day cowboys do yell, YAHOO DOT COM. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/615 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/615.png Murphy's Law #615 Modern-day cowboys don't roll their own. (think about it). Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/614 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/614.png Murphy's Law #614 If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match to light his cigar. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/613 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/613.png Murphy's Law #613 Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/612 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/612.png Murphy's Law #612 Cowboys and boys who ice. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/611 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/611.png Murphy's Law #611 No matter how wide the tread and how big the tires, your cart will tip over at Tin Star Ranch. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/610 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/610.png Murphy's Law #610 No cart is ever perfect. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/609 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/609.png Murphy's Law #609 Gun carts are addictive. The only known cure is to build a factory and hire help to mass-produce your last and perfect cart. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/608 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/608.png Murphy's Law #608 No matter how many carts you have made based on years of CAS experience, some new pair will have a better one on their first time out. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/607 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/607.png Murphy's Law #607 No matter how many carts you have, you will always be urged to build just one more. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/606 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/606.png Murphy's Law #606 The cost of a real Colt always equals two or more (2) SS checks. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/605 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/605.png Murphy's Law #605 You know it's time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/604 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/604.png Murphy's Law #604 If you win the match with a stock Ruger and are ahead by .25 seconds, the hammer will always slip on the last shot. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/603 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/603.png Murphy's Law #603 If the last shot for a clean match is a mandatory knockdown, when hit, it will never go down. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/602 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/602.png Murphy's Law #602 Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stag, being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/601 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/601.png Murphy's Law #601 A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys can go faster than light speed, making Einstein a waddy. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/600 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/600.png Murphy's Law #600 Earplugs will be instantly remembered after the first report of a 26+-round stage shot inside a small building. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/599 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/599.png Murphy's Law #599 The game of "Cowboys and al Qaeda" has never been played. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/598 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/598.png Murphy's Law #598 One flatbed trailer loaded with armed cowboys really can depose Castro on Friday and Saddam Hussein on Saturday, with time left over for a banquet on the Riviera on Saturday night. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/597 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/597.png Murphy's Law #597 Osama bin Laden has never seen the movie "The Wild Bunch". Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/596 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/596.png Murphy's Law #596 A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear anything he pleases. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/595 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/595.png Murphy's Law #595 If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be sure the B doesn't sound like a V or F. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/594 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/594.png Murphy's Law #594 If you say anything to a cowboy with blue hair and an orange beard wearing green, pink, and yellow outfits, telling him he's a handsome-looking buckaroo vaquero would be in your best interest. Sent by https://murphys-laws.com/law/593 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/593.png Murphy's Law #593 Green, pink, and yellow dress suits are not good choices for work, church, weddings, trials, funerals, job interviews, etc. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/592 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/592.png Murphy's Law #592 Green, pink, and yellow make smart-looking cowboy outfits for pards, pardettes, and horses. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/591 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/591.png Murphy's Law #591 When it's time to leave for the airport to your first EOT, and all your pards are waiting in the is car, that's the time the safe will refuse to open, and the only safe/locksmith within 50 miles is on https://murphys-laws.com/law/590 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/590.png Murphy's Law #590 The time you locate that gun you've always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit the ATM before leaving home, and the two pards https://murphys-laws.com/law/589 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/589.png Murphy's Law #589 A secure, drop-proof gun holster - isn't. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/588 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/588.png Murphy's Law #588 The first time you're running real late is the first time the safety meeting will start on time. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/587 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/587.png Corollary Always try substituting Old Western Texas Poets Sonneteer Society for Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/586 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/586.png Murphy's Law #586 Don't ever try to joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/585 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/585.png Murphy's Law #585 All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never have a sense of western humor. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/584 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/584.png Murphy's Law #584 If a cop stops him on his way to a meeting, he will always ask, "Are there any weapons in the car?" Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/583 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/583.png Murphy's Law #583 Your feet will always swell on the banquet night when you wear tight-fitting dress boots. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/582 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/582.png Murphy's Law #582 The whiter the hat, the deeper the mud hole it falls in. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/581 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/581.png Murphy's Law #581 If it's daylight outside, the boots will always go on the wrong feet. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/580 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/580.png Murphy's Law #580 If it's dark outside, boots will always go on the wrong feet. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/579 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/579.png Murphy's Law #579 Spurs can be put on backwards and upside down, no matter which side the buckle is on. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/578 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/578.png Murphy's Law #578 The most expensive and hard-to-find (38-40/32-20) cartridges will always land forward of the firing line. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/577 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/577.png Murphy's Law #577 No matter how the plate is positioned, the fragment will always reflect forward towards the stage. Sent by Kit Dalton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/576 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/576.png Murphy's Law #576 On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are standing around doing nothing, and could have gone themselves. https://murphys-laws.com/law/575 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/575.png Murphy's Law #575 Even when you're not on call, you're on call. Just ask the sergeant, who doesn't want to be called. https://murphys-laws.com/law/574 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/574.png Murphy's Law #574 Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass. https://murphys-laws.com/law/573 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/573.png Murphy's Law #573 Nobody needs a cop while the cop is around. https://murphys-laws.com/law/572 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/572.png Murphy's Law #572 The further away the call is into the sticks, the more likely you are to need a restroom after you are back in service. https://murphys-laws.com/law/571 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/571.png Murphy's Law #571 Always give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket; It will leave him with a better impression of your services. https://murphys-laws.com/law/570 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/570.png Murphy's Law #570 Your testimony in court is unnecessary until you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together. https://murphys-laws.com/law/569 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/569.png Swiderski's Law Every thorough investigation leads to confusion. Sent by Gregory Swiderski. https://murphys-laws.com/law/568 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/568.png Murphy's Law #568 Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will be near enough to see it happen. Sent by Lloupiermuingz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/567 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/567.png Murphy's Law #567 Generally, a person's innocence is often opposed to how much they insist they are. Sent by Darrell A. Pierce. https://murphys-laws.com/law/566 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/566.png Murphy's Law #566 The number of people locking their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is. Sent by Christina N. https://murphys-laws.com/law/565 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/565.png Murphy's Law #565 The number of years on the job is directly proportional to your waistline. Sent by Zain https://murphys-laws.com/law/564 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/564.png Murphy's Law #564 Cops arrive late to the crime scene. Sent by Ishola Stephen. https://murphys-laws.com/law/563 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/563.png Murphy's Law #563 Laser sights work both ways. Sent by Oxender, Chad, SSgt 321 ESPTS/SFS. https://murphys-laws.com/law/562 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/562.png Murphy's Law #562 Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority; they see lunch. Sent by Ryan Parton. https://murphys-laws.com/law/561 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/561.png Murphy's Law #561 The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you. Sent by Fred Beeman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/560 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/560.png Murphy's Law #560 If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If one biker is "holed up" in a home, they will send the entire S. W. A. T. Team. https://murphys-laws.com/law/559 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/559.png Murphy's Law #559 The better you do your job, the more likely you will be shot, injured, complained about, sued, investigated, or subpoenaed on your day off. https://murphys-laws.com/law/558 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/558.png Murphy's Law #558 You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is "Boomer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/557 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/557.png Murphy's Law #557 Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/556 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/556.png Murphy's Law #556 The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper get. https://murphys-laws.com/law/555 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/555.png Murphy's Law #555 Corrally: The farther away your back-up, the more there will be. https://murphys-laws.com/law/554 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/554.png Murphy's Law #554 There will always be more 'bad guys' than 'good guys' on any call. https://murphys-laws.com/law/553 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/553.png Murphy's Law #553 From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights, and you can. https://murphys-laws.com/law/552 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/552.png Murphy's Law #552 Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop with a pistol. https://murphys-laws.com/law/551 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/551.png Murphy's Law #551 You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do. https://murphys-laws.com/law/550 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/550.png Murphy's Law #550 If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes, some dumb civilian will pull alongside you and ask for directions. https://murphys-laws.com/law/549 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/549.png Murphy's Law #549 When a civilian sees a red light approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use. https://murphys-laws.com/law/548 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/548.png Murphy's Law #548 Bullets work on veteran cops, too. They also work on weightlifters, martial arts experts, department sharpshooters, Narco Investigators, S.W.A.T. jocks, and others who consider themselves immortal. https://murphys-laws.com/law/547 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/547.png Murphy's Law #547 If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on 'Eyewitness News'. https://murphys-laws.com/law/546 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/546.png Murphy's Law #546 Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area with few available weapons (e.g., the living room) to an area with many available weapons (e.g., the kitchen). https://murphys-laws.com/law/545 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/545.png Murphy's Law #545 If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than the bad guys he swings at. https://murphys-laws.com/law/544 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/544.png Murphy's Law #544 If you have 'cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the wrong house's door. https://murphys-laws.com/law/543 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/543.png Murphy's Law #543 Flash suppressors don't really. https://murphys-laws.com/law/542 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/542.png Murphy's Law #542 Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp. https://murphys-laws.com/law/541 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/541.png Murphy's Law #541 If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/540 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/540.png Murphy's Law #540 High-speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic. https://murphys-laws.com/law/539 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/539.png Murphy's Law #539 Tear gas works on cops, too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face. https://murphys-laws.com/law/538 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/538.png Murphy's Law #538 How fast you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop. https://murphys-laws.com/law/537 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/537.png Murphy's Law #537 The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick, and choke harder, too. https://murphys-laws.com/law/536 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/536.png Murphy's Law #536 Bulletproof vests - aren't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/535 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/535.png Murphy's Law #535 When designing a program to handle all possible dumb errors, nature creates a dumber user. Sent by Rich Spencer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/534 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/534.png Murphy's Law #534 You only receive instant messaging when working on a project that is due instantly. Sent by Keith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/533 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/533.png Murphy's Law #533 The amount of damage a string of code can do is inversely proportional to the length of the string. Sent by Kit Balmer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/532 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/532.png Murphy's Law #532 The scariest of viruses is the virus you do not know is already there. Sent by Stravag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/531 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/531.png Murphy's Law #531 Antivirus systems only effectively work on viruses after they have passed their prime. Sent by Stravag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/530 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/530.png Murphy's Law #530 The survivability of a system is directly proportional to the price of the cooling system applied to it and inversely proportional to the amount of use it sees. Sent by Stravag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/529 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/529.png Murphy's Law #529 The sound of grinding metal or the sight of smoke coming from a case warns you that you are trying to do too little with too little. Sent by Stravag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/528 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/528.png Murphy's Law #528 Computer masochism is when a computer takes all the abuse you think you can give it and continues working as it should. Sent by Stravag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/527 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/527.png Computer sadism When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor (due to management rules). Sent by Stravag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/526 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/526.png Software Reliability Investment in software reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors. Sent by Bill Pramik. https://murphys-laws.com/law/525 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/525.png Murphy's Law #525 If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Anyway, you're screwed if you have a deadline. Sent by Logan https://murphys-laws.com/law/524 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/524.png Murphy's Law #524 If it ain't broke, Overclock it. Sent by Michael Horvath. https://murphys-laws.com/law/523 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/523.png Murphy's Law #523 A computer is only as smart as the person using it. Sent by Michael Horvath. https://murphys-laws.com/law/522 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/522.png Murphy's Law #522 The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by. Sent by Mark. https://murphys-laws.com/law/521 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/521.png Murphy's Law #521 The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link. Sent by Mark. https://murphys-laws.com/law/520 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/520.png Murphy's Law #520 The smaller your email account, the more junk mail you will get. Sent by Mark. https://murphys-laws.com/law/519 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/519.png Edward V. Berard Law Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen. Sent by Andre Van Dun https://murphys-laws.com/law/518 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/518.png Murphy's Law #518 A program that compiles on the first run has an error in the algorithm. Sent by Iavor Dimitrov. https://murphys-laws.com/law/517 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/517.png Murphy's Law #517 The problem always exists between one keyboard and its respective chair. Sent by Capt_ Anderson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/516 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/516.png Murphy's Law #516 A virus is erased when the hard drive crashes, making it useless for an antivirus program to fix. Sent by Mitch. https://murphys-laws.com/law/515 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/515.png Murphy's Law #515 A complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left. Sent by Jan Wenall. https://murphys-laws.com/law/514 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/514.png Murphy's Law #514 No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year. Sent by Pliaskos https://murphys-laws.com/law/513 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/513.png Corollary ACPI shutdowns will fail frequently when you risk being caught doing something. Sent by Stravag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/512 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/512.png Corollary ACPI shutdown (sometimes faster to get to than the plug) does not always work. Sent by Stravag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/511 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/511.png Murphy's Law #511 The quickest way to shut down a PC is to unplug it. Sent by Pliaskos https://murphys-laws.com/law/510 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/510.png Murphy's Law #510 If you need to shut down your PC ASAP, it will restart. Sent by Pliaskos https://murphys-laws.com/law/509 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/509.png Murphy's Law #509 Microsoft Excel - doesn't. Sent by Alegna. https://murphys-laws.com/law/508 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/508.png Murphy's Law #508 Auto Correct - isn't. Sent by Alegna. https://murphys-laws.com/law/507 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/507.png Corollary Any version. Sent by Christian C. https://murphys-laws.com/law/506 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/506.png Murphy's Law #506 75% of the Murphy’s Bug Laws can be applied to Microsoft Windows. Sent by Christian C. https://murphys-laws.com/law/505 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/505.png Murphy's Law #505 You'll always receive an email from a website you have never visited. Sent by Christian C. https://murphys-laws.com/law/504 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/504.png Corollary The probability of a power fluctuation is directly proportional to the download percentage. Sent by Sagar Kalantre https://murphys-laws.com/law/503 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/503.png Murphy's Law #503 If the file did download, the probability that it is useless or invalid is directly proportional to the file size. Sent by Hyung Jin Lee https://murphys-laws.com/law/502 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/502.png Murphy's Law #502 The risk of a computer crash is directly related to the file size, internet connection speed, disk size, disk free space, the age of the computer, and the percentage of the file downloaded. https://murphys-laws.com/law/501 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/501.png Murphy's Law #501 The risk of disconnecting from the Internet is directly related to the file size, the Internet connection speed, and the percentage of downloaded files. https://murphys-laws.com/law/500 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/500.png Murphy's Law #500 The Hyung Jin Lee Law of File Downloading: https://murphys-laws.com/law/499 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/499.png Corollary If it's not Microsoft's fault - Blame them anyway :-). Sent by Andrei Keren https://murphys-laws.com/law/498 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/498.png Murphy's Law #498 Whatever the computer problem is, it's Microsoft's fault. https://murphys-laws.com/law/497 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/497.png Plugins Law Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one, or it ha https://murphys-laws.com/law/496 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/496.png Corollary the chances the answer will solve the problem are inversely proportional to the gravity of the problem. https://murphys-laws.com/law/495 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/495.png Corollary If the troubleshooting guide has an answer to your problem, it will always be the last solution you will read. https://murphys-laws.com/law/494 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/494.png Murphy's Law #494 The troubleshooting guide contains the answer to every problem except yours. Sent by Jesse Janowiak https://murphys-laws.com/law/493 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/493.png Murphy's Law #493 Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one who believes in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits. ;-) Sent by Sylvain Galibert. https://murphys-laws.com/law/492 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/492.png Murphy's Law #492 A person who normally does not use that portion of the program will find the first bug in a new release, but was wondering why he couldn't do something he normally would not do. Sent by Rick G. https://murphys-laws.com/law/491 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/491.png Murphy's Law #491 You'll need a new one when you use your new computer. Sent by romanaround. https://murphys-laws.com/law/490 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/490.png Murphy's Law #490 The OEM did not manufacture the part you need to replace. Sent by Bryan Lord. https://murphys-laws.com/law/489 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/489.png Murphy's Law #489 If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second. Sent by Nadine. https://murphys-laws.com/law/488 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/488.png Murphy's Law #488 Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work. Sent by Abdul Mohsin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/487 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/487.png Murphy's Law #487 90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers. Sent by Emanuel. https://murphys-laws.com/law/486 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/486.png Murphy's Law #486 You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it. Sent by Niels Hageman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/485 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/485.png Murphy's Law #485 The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline. Sent by Niels Hageman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/484 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/484.png Murphy's Law #484 The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user with a clue, usually the wrong one. https://murphys-laws.com/law/483 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/483.png Murphy's Law #483 If you create a system that requires training or intelligence, only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls. https://murphys-laws.com/law/482 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/482.png Murphy's Law #482 Make a system even a moron can use, and a moron will use it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/481 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/481.png Murphy's Law #481 Computers let you waste time efficiently. Sent by Jim F. https://murphys-laws.com/law/480 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/480.png Law of Acceleration A computer that has surpassed its user's frustration capacity (FC) will accelerate downwards at 9.8 meters per second squared. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/479 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/479.png Law of Anti-security The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/478 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/478.png Law of Recycling A computer on the market for 6 weeks is still usable as a boat anchor. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/477 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/477.png Law of Computer Generated Aerodynamics Computers suck. Sent by Timothy Boilard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/476 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/476.png Corollary rm -rf does it better. https://murphys-laws.com/law/475 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/475.png Murphy's Law #475 Format C: fixes all. Sent by Ron Westby https://murphys-laws.com/law/474 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/474.png Philington's Second Law Real programmers don't comment on their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read. Sent by Philip Partington. https://murphys-laws.com/law/473 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/473.png Philington's First Law If it works, it's production. If it doesn't, it's a test. Sent by Philip Partington. https://murphys-laws.com/law/472 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/472.png Murphy's Law #472 The people who say computers are easy to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is. Sent by Jack Betz. https://murphys-laws.com/law/471 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/471.png Murphy's Law #471 The worst bugs in your program will show up only during the final review. Sent by Kiran. https://murphys-laws.com/law/470 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/470.png Murphy's Law #470 Non-Crash Operating Systems - aren't. Sent by Kiran. https://murphys-laws.com/law/469 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/469.png Murphy's Law #469 If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly. Sent by Kiran. https://murphys-laws.com/law/468 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/468.png Murphy's Law #468 The only program that runs perfectly every time is a virus. Sent by DaRk_jAcKaL. https://murphys-laws.com/law/467 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/467.png Murphy's Law #467 An employee's rank is in inverse proportion to his use of a computer, and in proportion to its performance. Sent by Dan Wasson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/466 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/466.png Murphy's Law #466 The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching. Sent by Bill Smith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/465 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/465.png Corollary The bug will reappear once the other programmer returns to his seat. https://murphys-laws.com/law/464 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/464.png Corollary The bug will disappear if you call another programmer to see if he knows what's wrong. Sent by S. Bussell. https://murphys-laws.com/law/463 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/463.png Murphy's Law #463 Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, "Watch this!" Sent by Bill Smith. https://murphys-laws.com/law/462 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/462.png End-users' Corollary 2 On the graveyard shift, there's no Tech Support to hear you scream! Sent by Jim Kirk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/461 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/461.png End-users' Corollary 1 Most application failures occur between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. on Sunday nights, with a project deadline of 6 a.m. Monday. Sent by Jim Kirk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/460 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/460.png Murphy's Law #460 According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message (regardless of Operating System) is ID 10T. Sent by Jim Kirk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/459 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/459.png Corollary Marketing should not be located in the same city, much less on the same campus as Engineering and/or Programming. Sent by Jim Kirk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/458 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/458.png Murphy's Law #458 The time it takes to complete a software project successfully is directly proportional to the Marketing input. Sent by Jim Kirk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/457 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/457.png Murphy's Law #457 It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature. Sent by Jim Kirk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/456 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/456.png Murphy's Law #456 If you forget to save your work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour. Sent by Eric Guilbault. https://murphys-laws.com/law/455 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/455.png Murphy's Law #455 A program is good when it's bug-free, which is never. Sent by Hans van Rijsse. https://murphys-laws.com/law/454 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/454.png Murphy's Law #454 Failure is not an option; it's included with the software. Sent by Paul. https://murphys-laws.com/law/453 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/453.png Murphy's Law #453 The longer it takes to download a program, the more likely it is that it won't run. Sent by Skwirl. https://murphys-laws.com/law/452 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/452.png Murphy's Law #452 No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you can buy it for half the price in 12 months. Sent by Zain https://murphys-laws.com/law/451 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/451.png Murphy's Law #451 The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it. Sent by Zain. https://murphys-laws.com/law/450 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/450.png Murphy's Law #450 The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do are inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/449 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/449.png Murphy's Law #449 A patch is software that replaces old bugs with new ones. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/448 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/448.png Murphy's Law #448 General Fault Errors are the "Check Engine" light of computers. If they can be fixed, chances are you do not cause them. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/447 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/447.png Murphy's Law #447 The faster you need a hard copy, the more people will use the only office printer. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/446 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/446.png Murphy's Law #446 The chances of getting out of work on time are inversely proportional to how many emails the boss leaves until the end of the day. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/445 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/445.png Murphy's Law #445 The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/444 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/444.png Murphy's Law #444 A chain letter will be sent. To global. A dozen times. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/443 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/443.png Murphy's Law #443 A quarantined virus will be opened. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/442 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/442.png Murphy's Law #442 E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/441 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/441.png Murphy's Law #441 Your computer will crash whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/440 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/440.png Murphy's Law #440 The network is down whenever you need a crucial file from the server. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/439 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/439.png Murphy's Law #439 Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem - a screw loose behind the keyboard. Sent by Ryan Sylvester. https://murphys-laws.com/law/438 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/438.png Murphy's Law #438 Patches don't. Sent by Doru Tasca. https://murphys-laws.com/law/437 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/437.png Yakko's addition The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most. Sent by Yakko. https://murphys-laws.com/law/436 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/436.png Bahaman's Law For any given software, the moment you master it, a new version will appear. Sent by Bahaman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/435 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/435.png Murphy's Law #435 Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place. So if your code is as clever as you can make it, then by definition, you're not smart enough to debug it. Sent by Brian K https://murphys-laws.com/law/434 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/434.png Murphy's Law #434 An expert is someone brought in at the last minute to share the blame. Sent by Bassey Essien. https://murphys-laws.com/law/433 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/433.png Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code. The conclusion of the last two laws Every non-trivial program can be simplified to one line of code, and it will contain a bug. Sent by Brandon Aiken. https://murphys-laws.com/law/432 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/432.png Murphy's Law #432 When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/431 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/431.png The most ominous words for computer users Daddy, what does 'Now formatting Drive C 'mean?" Sent by Yael Dragwyla. https://murphys-laws.com/law/430 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/430.png Murphy's Law #430 The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program. Sent by Yaron Budowski. https://murphys-laws.com/law/429 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/429.png Murphy's Law #429 Profanity is one language all computer users know. Sent by Jeff Webb. https://murphys-laws.com/law/428 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/428.png Murphy's Law #428 Each computer code has five bugs, and this number does not depend on how many bugs have already been found (it is conservative). Sent by Andrew. https://murphys-laws.com/law/427 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/427.png Murphy's Law #427 Sent by Ray Geist, who found it handy when debugging computer code. https://murphys-laws.com/law/426 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/426.png Corollary A nagging intruder with unsought advice will spot it immediately. https://murphys-laws.com/law/425 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/425.png Gumption's Law Any problem, no matter how complex, can be found by simple inspection. https://murphys-laws.com/law/424 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/424.png Murphy's Law #424 If Murphy's laws are true, how can I log onto this site and submit? [connection reset - error message 928]. Sent by Paul Breen. https://murphys-laws.com/law/423 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/423.png Murphy's Law #423 Computers don't make errors - What they do, they do on purpose. Sent by Terry Jaster. https://murphys-laws.com/law/422 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/422.png Murphy's Law #422 The hard drive on your computer will only crash when it contains vital information that has not been backed up. Sent by Charles L. Mays. https://murphys-laws.com/law/421 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/421.png Murphy's Law #421 The best way to see your boss is to access the internet. No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet. https://murphys-laws.com/law/420 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/420.png Murphy's Law #420 In a transistor circuit protected by a fuse, the transistor will always blow to protect the fuse. Sent by Neal Buddenberg https://murphys-laws.com/law/419 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/419.png Murphy's Law #419 A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree of un-reachability proportional to its importance. Sent by Neal Buddenberg https://murphys-laws.com/law/418 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/418.png Murphy's Law #418 Constants aren't. Variables won't. Sent by Hnathoo https://murphys-laws.com/law/417 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/417.png Murphy's Law #417 All Constants are Variables. Sent by Risto Matikainen https://murphys-laws.com/law/416 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/416.png Murphy's Law #416 A program generator creates programs that are more buggy than the program generator. https://murphys-laws.com/law/415 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/415.png Murphy's Law #415 A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection. https://murphys-laws.com/law/414 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/414.png Murphy's Law #414 If a circuit requires n components, there will be only n*1 component in locally held stocks. https://murphys-laws.com/law/413 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/413.png Murphy's Law #413 Any VDU, from the cheapest to the most expensive, will protect a twenty-cent fuse by blowing first. https://murphys-laws.com/law/412 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/412.png Murphy's Law #412 The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model like yours. https://murphys-laws.com/law/411 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/411.png Murphy's Law #411 Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user. https://murphys-laws.com/law/410 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/410.png Murphy's Law #410 All components become obsolete, and the speed at which they become outdated is directly proportional to their price. https://murphys-laws.com/law/409 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/409.png Murphy's Law #409 No matter how good a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase. https://murphys-laws.com/law/408 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/408.png Murphy's Law #408 Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is wi https://murphys-laws.com/law/407 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/407.png Murphy's Law #407 Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. https://murphys-laws.com/law/406 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/406.png Murphy's Law #406 The most likely source of bugs in your program is your program. https://murphys-laws.com/law/405 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/405.png Murphy's Law #405 A program is never finished; it's abandoned. https://murphys-laws.com/law/404 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/404.png Murphy's Law #404 Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction, from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction that doesn't work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/403 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/403.png Murphy's Law #403 The number of bugs is proportional to program size and complexity. https://murphys-laws.com/law/402 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/402.png Murphy's Law #402 The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. https://murphys-laws.com/law/401 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/401.png Murphy's Law #401 If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day. If you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime. https://murphys-laws.com/law/400 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/400.png Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. https://murphys-laws.com/law/399 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/399.png Murphy's Law #399 Real programmers don't comment on their code. It was hard to write; it should be hard to read. https://murphys-laws.com/law/398 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/398.png Murphy's Law #398 Ethernet always takes longer than you expect, even when you consider the fact that Ethernet always takes longer than you expect. https://murphys-laws.com/law/397 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/397.png Murphy's Law #397 If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. https://murphys-laws.com/law/396 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/396.png Murphy's Law #396 The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. https://murphys-laws.com/law/395 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/395.png Murphy's Law #395 Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. https://murphys-laws.com/law/394 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/394.png Murphy's Law #394 A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works. https://murphys-laws.com/law/393 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/393.png Murphy's Law #393 The biggest cause of computer problems is computer solutions. https://murphys-laws.com/law/392 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/392.png Murphy's Law #392 All great discoveries are made by mistake. https://murphys-laws.com/law/391 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/391.png Murphy's Law #391 If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0 https://murphys-laws.com/law/390 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/390.png Murphy's Law #390 He who laughs last probably made a backup. https://murphys-laws.com/law/389 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/389.png Murphy's Law #389 To err is human, but to foul things up requires a computer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/388 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/388.png Murphy's Law #388 Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. https://murphys-laws.com/law/387 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/387.png Murphy's Law #387 A computer's attention span is only as long as its power cord. https://murphys-laws.com/law/386 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/386.png Murphy's Law #386 99% of all statistics are false. https://murphys-laws.com/law/385 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/385.png Murphy's Law #385 The most important leg of a three-legged stool is the one that is missing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/384 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/384.png Murphy's Law #384 Variables won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/383 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/383.png Murphy's Law #383 Constants aren't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/382 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/382.png Murphy's Law #382 All constants are variables. https://murphys-laws.com/law/381 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/381.png Murphy's Law #381 If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes. https://murphys-laws.com/law/380 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/380.png Murphy's Law #380 If a program fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash. https://murphys-laws.com/law/379 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/379.png Murphy's Law #379 Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void. https://murphys-laws.com/law/378 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/378.png Murphy's Law #378 You will not have enough disk space when you finally buy enough memory. https://murphys-laws.com/law/377 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/377.png Murphy's Law #377 Any cool program always requires more memory than you have. https://murphys-laws.com/law/376 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/376.png Murphy's Law #376 No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough. https://murphys-laws.com/law/375 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/375.png Murphy's Law #375 A working program has only unobserved bugs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/374 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/374.png Murphy's Law #374 The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/373 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/373.png Murphy's Law #373 Documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks. https://murphys-laws.com/law/372 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/372.png Murphy's Law #372 Allow programmers to write programs in English. You will find that programmers cannot write in English. https://murphys-laws.com/law/371 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/371.png Murphy's Law #371 Adding workforce to a late software project makes it later. https://murphys-laws.com/law/370 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/370.png Murphy's Law #370 Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, unlike detectable errors, which by definition are limited. https://murphys-laws.com/law/369 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/369.png Murphy's Law #369 A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely, and the programmers will blame the customer engineer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/368 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/368.png Murphy's Law #368 A hardware failure will cause the system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/367 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/367.png Lulled into Security Law A 'debugged' program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup. https://murphys-laws.com/law/366 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/366.png Corollary A subtle bug will modify storage, masquerading as another problem. https://murphys-laws.com/law/365 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/365.png Murphy's Law #365 The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems. https://murphys-laws.com/law/364 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/364.png Murphy's Law #364 Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified. https://murphys-laws.com/law/363 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/363.png Corollary At least one bug will be observed after the author leaves the organization. https://murphys-laws.com/law/362 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/362.png Corollary A sufficient condition for program triviality is that it has no bugs. https://murphys-laws.com/law/361 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/361.png Murphy's Law #361 Every non-trivial program has at least one bug. https://murphys-laws.com/law/360 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/360.png Murphy's Law #360 Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/359 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/359.png Murphy's Law #359 A program's value is inversely proportional to the weight of its output. https://murphys-laws.com/law/358 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/358.png Murphy's Law #358 Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory. https://murphys-laws.com/law/357 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/357.png Murphy's Law #357 If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. https://murphys-laws.com/law/356 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/356.png Murphy's Law #356 If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/355 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/355.png Murphy's Law #355 Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run. https://murphys-laws.com/law/354 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/354.png Murphy's Law #354 Any given program, when running, is obsolete. https://murphys-laws.com/law/353 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/353.png Murphy's Law #353 Sent by Clawd Hammer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/352 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/352.png Murphy's Law #352 This was contained within a reply from a Retail Credit Account Analyst of a major Banking Establishment. https://murphys-laws.com/law/351 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/351.png Murphy's Law #351 Billing Statements do not provide 'Actual Posting Dates'. They reflect 'Accurate Posting Dates' https://murphys-laws.com/law/350 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/350.png Murphy's Law #350 If your Check-Book and Bank-Balance Sheet agree. Re-Do-It. You Goofed Up. Sent by ?. This is from my own experience over the past 50+ years! https://murphys-laws.com/law/349 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/349.png Murphy's Law #349 Any item you want to purchase from a catalog will always be out of stock when you want to buy it. Sent by Robert Van Sile. https://murphys-laws.com/law/348 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/348.png Murphy's Law #348 When you stand at your counter for hours and then go to break, the customer comes and rings the bell for help. Sent by Rebekah. https://murphys-laws.com/law/347 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/347.png Murphy's Law #347 Sent by Francis Assaf https://murphys-laws.com/law/346 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/346.png Murphy's Law #346 The simpler and quicker your transaction, the more complex and time-consuming the transaction of the person immediately ahead of you in the line. https://murphys-laws.com/law/345 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/345.png Murphy's Law #345 The number of open service windows at banks, post offices, airline counters, etc., always equals [n/2 - m], n being the total number of windows and m being a random number between 1 and the total numb https://murphys-laws.com/law/344 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/344.png Murphy's Law #344 Assaf's Laws of Lines: https://murphys-laws.com/law/343 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/343.png Murphy's Law #343 When a customer says, "It's perfect except..." you know it will be necessary to rebuild the whole piece. Sent by Robert Nicholson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/342 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/342.png Murphy's Law #342 If the salesperson says, "All you have to do is..." you know you're in trouble. Sent by Robert Nicholson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/341 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/341.png Murphy's Law #341 The more complicated the job is, the less time and useful information you will be given. Sent by Robert Nicholson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/340 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/340.png Somers' Law of Management One learns at least as much about management from poor managers as from good ones. Sent by John Somers https://murphys-laws.com/law/339 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/339.png Inverse Rule of Contracts The smaller the dollar amount of a contract, the longer it will take to negotiate. Sent by John Hughes https://murphys-laws.com/law/338 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/338.png Ament's Second Law of Corporate Survival Duck. Sent by Michael Ament. https://murphys-laws.com/law/337 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/337.png Ament's First Law of Corporate Survival When you see the shit is about to hit the fan, shut your mouth. Sent by Michael Ament. https://murphys-laws.com/law/336 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/336.png Murphy's Law #336 Sent by Kevin https://murphys-laws.com/law/335 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/335.png Murphy's Law #335 The number of people who are relying on that person to do it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/334 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/334.png Murphy's Law #334 The need for it to be done. https://murphys-laws.com/law/333 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/333.png Kevin Law of Activity One's willingness to do something is inversely proportional to: https://murphys-laws.com/law/332 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/332.png Eldredge's Aphorism Procedures should not be used as a substitute for thought. Sent by Brad Eldredge, Ph.D., P.E https://murphys-laws.com/law/331 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/331.png Murphy's Law #331 Any given object's artistry is inversely proportional to how well it works. Sent by Steven Halkett. https://murphys-laws.com/law/330 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/330.png Murphy's Law #330 The quality of artistry of any given object is inversely proportional to how useful it is. Sent by Steven Halkett. https://murphys-laws.com/law/329 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/329.png Murphy's Law #329 Excess of analysis causes paralysis. Sent by Asier Zabarte https://murphys-laws.com/law/328 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/328.png Murphy's Law #328 The pressure of responsibility, taking a difficult decision, results from a division between its importance and the number of participants. Sent by Asier Zabarte. https://murphys-laws.com/law/327 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/327.png Murphy's Law #327 Little things make much more of a difference, but the little things don't get as much recognition. Sent by Simion https://murphys-laws.com/law/326 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/326.png Murphy's Law #326 The Customer is always unhappy about your product and service. Sent by Kiran https://murphys-laws.com/law/325 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/325.png Murphy's Law #325 You pay peanuts and you get monkeys. In some organizations, you pay for donuts and still get monkeys. Sent by K. Balasubramanian https://murphys-laws.com/law/324 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/324.png Murphy's Law #324 When in trouble, do what you can. If that fails, try what you can't. If that fails, give yourself an A for effort and run like hell with pride! Sent by Lenny Quites https://murphys-laws.com/law/323 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/323.png Murphy's Law #323 When in trouble, change the subject. However, this may lead the subject to another one of your offenses. Sent by Lenny Quites https://murphys-laws.com/law/322 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/322.png Murphy's Law #322 It is no disgrace to be poor, but it is inconvenient. Sent by James Franklin https://murphys-laws.com/law/321 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/321.png Murphy's Law #321 What you don't know will cost you big bucks. Sent by Mark Perkins https://murphys-laws.com/law/320 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/320.png Murphy's Law #320 In a 24-hour store, five customers always come to the register simultaneously. The customer with the largest order is first in line. Sent by Millie https://murphys-laws.com/law/319 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/319.png Murphy's Law #319 In a line, the biggest order is up front. The customer has coupons and wants to write a check. https://murphys-laws.com/law/318 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/318.png Murphy's Law #318 Just-in-Time inventory isn't. Sent by Guillermo Zepeda https://murphys-laws.com/law/317 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/317.png Murphy's Law #317 Expenses rise to exceed income. Sent by Bruce https://murphys-laws.com/law/316 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/316.png Corollary If you do it right the first time, you will not be asked to resolve the problem and therefore will not be in a position to ask for a raise. https://murphys-laws.com/law/315 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/315.png Corollary Never ask for a raise after you have completed a project. https://murphys-laws.com/law/314 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/314.png Murphy's Law #314 The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is panicking. https://murphys-laws.com/law/313 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/313.png Murphy's Law #313 Zain's Nutcracker Law: https://murphys-laws.com/law/312 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/312.png Murphy's Law #312 All urgent and critical reports are handed out on Friday evening and are due first thing Monday morning. https://murphys-laws.com/law/311 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/311.png Murphy's Law #311 Slog all day and no one notices, take a 5-minute breather to play Windows Solitaire, and the boss silently appears behind you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/310 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/310.png Murphy's Law #310 I'm as good as my employer. Sent by Rajiv Kulkarni https://murphys-laws.com/law/309 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/309.png Murphy's Law #309 The one time you didn't make a copy of your 1040, the one the IRS did not receive. Sent by Bernadette. https://murphys-laws.com/law/308 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/308.png Murphy's Law #308 If you are shopping to find a certain thing, no matter how simple it may be, no matter where you go, you will find every conceivable thing except that which you are looking for. Sent by Brian Shannon. https://murphys-laws.com/law/307 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/307.png Murphy's Law #307 The more you like a product, the more likely it is to be discontinued. Sent by Barry Nord. https://murphys-laws.com/law/306 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/306.png Murphy's Law #306 There is plenty of it if you don't want it; if you need it, they're all out. https://murphys-laws.com/law/305 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/305.png Murphy's Law #305 If you have a little extra money to spend, something will break and cost more than that little extra. Sent by Karen. https://murphys-laws.com/law/304 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/304.png Murphy's Law #304 No man is an island, until it comes to paying the bills. Sent by Magycke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/303 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/303.png Murphy's Law #303 Bills travel through the mail twice as fast as checks. Sent by Magycke. https://murphys-laws.com/law/302 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/302.png Murphy's Law #302 When you have no cash, you are in great pain and have to go to the bank to find that the bank's computers are offline. Sent by Sharifah. https://murphys-laws.com/law/301 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/301.png Murphy's Law #301 The person who is right at the meeting or discussion will be the person who is not listened to and later blamed for coming up with the bad idea. Sent by Andrew Komarow. https://murphys-laws.com/law/300 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/300.png Murphy's Law #300 When you see an item in the flyer, it's either sold out or the price has doubled by the time you get to the store. Sent by Steve Barrett. https://murphys-laws.com/law/299 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/299.png Murphy's Law #299 The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline. Sent by Ray Geist https://murphys-laws.com/law/298 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/298.png Murphy's Law #298 Success is a matter of luck, just ask any failure. https://murphys-laws.com/law/297 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/297.png Murphy's Law #297 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. https://murphys-laws.com/law/296 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/296.png Murphy's Law #296 If profits are allowed, the employee who has performed his duties faithfully and without fault for five years will receive a pay increase of five cents per day. https://murphys-laws.com/law/295 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/295.png Murphy's Law #295 Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only worsens it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/294 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/294.png Murphy's Law #294 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist, to whom it is acceptable, still has a job. https://murphys-laws.com/law/293 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/293.png Murphy's Law #293 Progress is only made on alternate Tuesdays. https://murphys-laws.com/law/292 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/292.png Murphy's Law #292 Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives. https://murphys-laws.com/law/291 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/291.png Murphy's Law #291 The longer the title, the less important the job. https://murphys-laws.com/law/290 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/290.png Murphy's Law #290 No matter how much you do, you never do enough. https://murphys-laws.com/law/289 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/289.png Murphy's Law #289 When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?". https://murphys-laws.com/law/288 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/288.png Murphy's Law #288 Following the rules will not get the job done. https://murphys-laws.com/law/287 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/287.png Murphy's Law #287 Doing the job is no excuse for not following the rules. https://murphys-laws.com/law/286 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/286.png Murphy's Law #286 No one gets sick on Wednesdays. https://murphys-laws.com/law/285 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/285.png Murphy's Law #285 You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like. https://murphys-laws.com/law/284 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/284.png Murphy's Law #284 When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. https://murphys-laws.com/law/283 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/283.png Murphy's Law #283 At work, a person's authority is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. https://murphys-laws.com/law/282 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/282.png Murphy's Law #282 If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. https://murphys-laws.com/law/281 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/281.png Murphy's Law #281 People don't make the same mistake twice; they make it three, four, or five times. https://murphys-laws.com/law/280 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/280.png Murphy's Law #280 People have always been available for work. https://murphys-laws.com/law/279 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/279.png Murphy's Law #279 People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/278 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/278.png Murphy's Law #278 If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't. https://murphys-laws.com/law/277 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/277.png Murphy's Law #277 You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk. https://murphys-laws.com/law/276 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/276.png Murphy's Law #276 If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/275 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/275.png Murphy's Law #275 The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. https://murphys-laws.com/law/274 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/274.png Murphy's Law #274 There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over. https://murphys-laws.com/law/273 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/273.png Murphy's Law #273 The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong until the next person is fired. https://murphys-laws.com/law/272 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/272.png Murphy's Law #272 Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. https://murphys-laws.com/law/271 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/271.png Murphy's Law #271 Anyone can do any work, provided it isn't what he is supposed to do. https://murphys-laws.com/law/270 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/270.png Murphy's Law #270 In case of an atomic bomb attack, work rules will be temporarily suspended. https://murphys-laws.com/law/269 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/269.png Murphy's Law #269 To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. https://murphys-laws.com/law/268 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/268.png Murphy's Law #268 Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. https://murphys-laws.com/law/267 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/267.png Murphy's Law #267 Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous". https://murphys-laws.com/law/266 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/266.png Murphy's Law #266 Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. https://murphys-laws.com/law/265 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/265.png Murphy's Law #265 Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many. https://murphys-laws.com/law/264 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/264.png Murphy's Law #264 The boss is always right. https://murphys-laws.com/law/263 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/263.png Murphy's Law #263 When the boss asks for a ride home from the office, beer cans will always roll on the floor of your car. https://murphys-laws.com/law/262 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/262.png Murphy's Law #262 If you don't succeed, try again, and then quit. It's no use being a damn fool about it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/261 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/261.png Murphy's Law #261 When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they never talk about themselves. https://murphys-laws.com/law/260 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/260.png Murphy's Law #260 Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other. https://murphys-laws.com/law/259 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/259.png Murphy's Law #259 Eat one live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. https://murphys-laws.com/law/258 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/258.png Murphy's Law #258 You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. https://murphys-laws.com/law/257 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/257.png Murphy's Law #257 The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. https://murphys-laws.com/law/256 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/256.png Murphy's Law #256 After any salary increase, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. https://murphys-laws.com/law/255 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/255.png Murphy's Law #255 It doesn't matter what you do; it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you will do. https://murphys-laws.com/law/254 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/254.png Murphy's Law #254 Don't be irreplaceable; you can't be promoted if you can't be replaced. https://murphys-laws.com/law/253 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/253.png Murphy's Law #253 A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants. https://murphys-laws.com/law/252 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/252.png Murphy's Law #252 If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. https://murphys-laws.com/law/251 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/251.png Murphy's Law #251 The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%. https://murphys-laws.com/law/250 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/250.png Murphy's Law #250 If you didn't cite something, that was the one thing your professor wanted you to cite. Sent by Kevin Zuhn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/249 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/249.png Murphy's Law #249 If you cite a source for information, it came from somebody else. Sent by Kevin Zuhn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/248 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/248.png Murphy's Law #248 If you provide information without citing the source, the information provided is wrong. Sent by Kevin Zuhn. https://murphys-laws.com/law/247 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/247.png Corollary If you don't study, every question will appear to be something you remember reading in your textbooks from a month ago, hence will appear, deceptively, of course, easy, although you will not recall th https://murphys-laws.com/law/246 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/246.png Murphy's Law #246 The paper will be content-based if you don't study for that important examination. https://murphys-laws.com/law/245 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/245.png Corollary If you memorize information, it will be useless. https://murphys-laws.com/law/244 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/244.png Murphy's Law #244 If you study hard for that important examination, the setters may decide to change their focus to 'thinking-based' and 'analytical'. https://murphys-laws.com/law/243 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/243.png Community College credo Fix anything with duct tape, eat only ramen, and drink only caffeine. Sent by Eppeguy@aol.com, he got these laws from a math teacher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/242 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/242.png Murphy's Law #242 Any simple idea will be denoted using three different symbols. Sent by Eppeguy@aol.com, he got these laws from a math teacher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/241 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/241.png Corollary Problems you can't work on will be on the test. Sent by Eppeguy@aol.com, he got these laws from a math teacher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/240 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/240.png Murphy's Law #240 Problems that you can work on won't be on the test. Sent by Eppeguy@aol.com, he got these laws from a math teacher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/239 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/239.png Murphy's Law #239 Notes written in class are hieroglyphics at home. Sent by Eppeguy@aol.com, he got these laws from a math teacher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/238 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/238.png Murphy's Law #238 What is "obvious" to everyone else won't be to you. Sent by Eppeguy@aol.com, he got these laws from a math teacher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/237 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/237.png Murphy's Law #237 The harder you study, the farther behind you get. Knowing mathematics and teaching mathematics are not equivalent. Sent by Eppeguy@aol.com, he got these laws from a math teacher. https://murphys-laws.com/law/236 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/236.png Murphy's Law #236 One college student in a hot rod car has half a brain; two have no brain. Sent by Wildmoongurl69@aol.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/235 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/235.png Murphy's Law #235 The professor never sticks to the syllabus. Sent by John Hofstra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/234 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/234.png Murphy's Law #234 Whenever you have beer in your room, your RA decides it's the perfect time to make surprise inspections. Sent by John Hofstra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/233 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/233.png Murphy's Law #233 Your parents never call you on your cell phone when you're at a party. Sent by John Hofstra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/232 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/232.png Murphy's Law #232 Dining dollars are always scarce. Sent by John Hofstra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/231 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/231.png Murphy's Law #231 Pizza makes a complete meal, hot or cold. Sent by John Hofstra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/230 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/230.png Murphy's Law #230 No matter what the problem is, alcohol will always solve it. Sent by John Hofstra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/229 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/229.png Murphy's Law #229 You just finished the paper that counts as your final five minutes before class, only to discover the printer is out of ink. Sent by John Hofstra. https://murphys-laws.com/law/228 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/228.png Murphy's Law #228 Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle, there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery during trade-in. Sent by Shana https://murphys-laws.com/law/227 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/227.png Murphy's Law #227 At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially https://murphys-laws.com/law/226 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/226.png Murphy's Law #226 No matter the warranty coverage length, the car will break down the day the warranty expires. https://murphys-laws.com/law/225 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/225.png Murphy's Law #225 Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car. Sent by Mike Berneathy https://murphys-laws.com/law/224 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/224.png Murphy's Law #224 The vehicle with the most factual firearms on board has the automatic right of way. Sent by Anthony Kenny https://murphys-laws.com/law/223 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/223.png Murphy's Law #223 The vehicle with the most suspected firearms on board has the automatic right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/222 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/222.png Murphy's Law #222 The vehicle with the largest driver has the automatic right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/221 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/221.png Murphy's Law #221 The vehicle with the cheapest insurance deductible has the automatic right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/220 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/220.png Murphy's Law #220 The vehicle with the most collisions has the automatic right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/219 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/219.png Murphy's Law #219 The cheapest vehicle has the automatic right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/218 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/218.png Murphy's Law #218 The oldest vehicle has the automatic right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/217 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/217.png Murphy's Law #217 The vehicle with the most mass has the automatic right of way. https://murphys-laws.com/law/216 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/216.png Murphy's Law #216 Anthony Kenny Right of Way Law: https://murphys-laws.com/law/215 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/215.png Murphy's Law #215 If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red. Sent by Airbornemonty https://murphys-laws.com/law/214 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/214.png Murphy's Law #214 The louder the car alarm, the more likely everyone but the owner will hear it. Sent by Dave Sharma https://murphys-laws.com/law/213 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/213.png Murphy's Law #213 On a two-lane road, no cars will come from the opposite direction where the lanes are divided by a white line. However, as soon as it's allowed to bypass, the opposite lane is jammed. Sent by Pieter L https://murphys-laws.com/law/212 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/212.png Murphy's Law #212 The red light is always longer than the green one. https://murphys-laws.com/law/211 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/211.png Murphy's Law #211 You can drive a car into any river ford, just don't expect always to be able to drive out. Sent by Marc Underwood https://murphys-laws.com/law/210 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/210.png Murphy's Law #210 A quiet intersection never has traffic until you are ready to cross it. Sent by Jesse Janowiak https://murphys-laws.com/law/209 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/209.png Murphy's Law #209 The probability of 1 and 2 happening simultaneously is directly proportional to the amount of oncoming traffic, inversely proportional to the distance to the next no-passing zone, and directly proport https://murphys-laws.com/law/208 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/208.png Murphy's Law #208 Regardless of how fast you go, someone will delay you. https://murphys-laws.com/law/207 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/207.png Murphy's Law #207 Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry. https://murphys-laws.com/law/206 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/206.png Murphy's Law #206 Gene Van Speed Law: https://murphys-laws.com/law/205 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/205.png Murphy's Law #205 If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems. Sent by David Poole https://murphys-laws.com/law/204 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/204.png Murphy's Law #204 Making expensive modifications increases the gravitational attraction between your car and large objects. Sent by David Poole https://murphys-laws.com/law/203 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/203.png Rand-eye's law Your car will run out of gas where there are no gas stations. Sent by Drviagra69@aol.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/202 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/202.png Murphy's Law #202 As you attempt to get to your car, torrential downpours will occur. Once inside, the sky will be blue, the birds will be chirping, and a rainbow will be on the horizon. Sent by Ana M. https://murphys-laws.com/law/201 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/201.png Murphy's Law #201 If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you hit the brake, you won't stop. Sent by Timothy Boilard https://murphys-laws.com/law/200 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/200.png Murphy's Law #200 Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side. Sent by David "The Fish https://murphys-laws.com/law/199 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/199.png Murphy's Law #199 Your car never depreciates more than when your neighbor buys a new one. Sent by John Wish https://murphys-laws.com/law/198 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/198.png Murphy's Law #198 They will always meet at the bridge. https://murphys-laws.com/law/197 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/197.png Murphy's Law #197 The two cars are going in opposite directions, and https://murphys-laws.com/law/196 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/196.png Murphy's Law #196 When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: https://murphys-laws.com/law/195 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/195.png Corollary It will be a school bus that will make frequent and sudden stops. Sent by Frank (a.k.a. The Xception) https://murphys-laws.com/law/194 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/194.png Murphy's Law #194 If you are late and stuck in the right-hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop. Sent by Frank (a.k.a. The Xception) https://murphys-laws.com/law/193 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/193.png Murphy's Law #193 A semi-truck will be in each lane whenever you are late on the highway to slow down traffic. Sent by Frank (a.k.a. The Xception) https://murphys-laws.com/law/192 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/192.png Murphy's Law #192 A car will always travel behind you when you want to slow down. Sent by Robert Van Sile https://murphys-laws.com/law/191 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/191.png Murphy's Law #191 A flat won't occur while you have a spare wheel. Sent by Sanchay https://murphys-laws.com/law/190 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/190.png Murphy's Law #190 A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. They will be in the car. Sent by Sanchay https://murphys-laws.com/law/189 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/189.png Murphy's Law #189 If you're stuck in a traffic jam and move to the fast lane, it will become the slowest; if you move back, that lane will stand still. Sent by Or Gadish https://murphys-laws.com/law/188 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/188.png Murphy's Law #188 The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic will be clear. Sent by Marisa Booth https://murphys-laws.com/law/187 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/187.png Murphy's Law #187 The later you run, the slower the people in front of you and on any accessible side will drive. Sent by Marisa Booth https://murphys-laws.com/law/186 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/186.png Murphy's Law #186 The later you run, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path. Sent by Marisa Booth https://murphys-laws.com/law/185 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/185.png Corollary On the side of the car closest to the traffic speeding past. Sent by David Poole https://murphys-laws.com/law/184 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/184.png Murphy's Law #184 A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark. https://murphys-laws.com/law/183 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/183.png Murphy's Law #183 Your child will fall asleep in the car 5 minutes before you reach your destination. https://murphys-laws.com/law/182 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/182.png Murphy's Law #182 Your car keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest. Sent by Stan NZ https://murphys-laws.com/law/181 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/181.png Murphy's Law #181 Car dealers always create a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford. Sent by Skwirl https://murphys-laws.com/law/180 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/180.png After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will probably be broken into on the same day. Sent byFloris Kleijne. Sender comment They may not be Murphy's most eloquent laws, but they happened in Ireland earlier this year. https://murphys-laws.com/law/179 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/179.png When you waive the extra insurance, your rental car will be vandalized. Sent byFloris Kleijne. Sender comment They may not be Murphy's most eloquent laws, but they happened in Ireland earlier this year. https://murphys-laws.com/law/178 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/178.png Corollary A huge insect will splotch on your windscreen within one minute after you exit the carwash. Sent by Zain https://murphys-laws.com/law/177 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/177.png Murphy's Law #177 The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects. https://murphys-laws.com/law/176 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/176.png Murphy's Law #176 The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts. Sent by Frepp https://murphys-laws.com/law/175 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/175.png Corollary Unless there is a floor drain. Sent by David G. Showers https://murphys-laws.com/law/174 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/174.png Murphy's Law #174 If you're working under a car's hood and dropping something, it will always roll to the middle of the car and just out of reach. Sent by Butch https://murphys-laws.com/law/173 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/173.png Murphy's Law #173 There's always a parking space when driving a 4X4. Sent by Hein Traag https://murphys-laws.com/law/172 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/172.png Corollary washing a car to make it rain will cause a drought. Sent by Darren https://murphys-laws.com/law/171 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/171.png Murphy's Law #171 Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/170 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/170.png Murphy's Law #170 When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound, you cannot demonstrate it to the mechanic or describe it. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/169 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/169.png Murphy's Law #169 No matter how well-kept the car is, an oil leak will develop. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/168 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/168.png Murphy's Law #168 The car only breaks at the least convenient time. When your car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/167 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/167.png Murphy's Law #167 You finally save up enough to fix your car and get fired. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/166 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/166.png Murphy's Law #166 Hotrods are never seen, but often heard. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/165 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/165.png Murphy's Law #165 When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk, and there's not a cop in sight. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/164 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/164.png Murphy's Law #164 You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/163 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/163.png Murphy's Law #163 The largest vehicle always has the right of way. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/162 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/162.png Murphy's Law #162 Being dead right doesn't make you any less dead. Sent by Natalie. https://murphys-laws.com/law/161 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/161.png Murphy's Law #161 There is no 4X4 better than a rental car. Sent by Jack R. https://murphys-laws.com/law/160 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/160.png Murphy's Law #160 The better the 4X4, the further into the sand/mud/forest it will get stuck. Sent by Jack R. https://murphys-laws.com/law/159 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/159.png Murphy's Law #159 The road will be dry when you're in a 4WD car. Sent by Sanchay. https://murphys-laws.com/law/158 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/158.png Murphy's Law #158 If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car. https://murphys-laws.com/law/157 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/157.png Corollary Your passenger gets angry at that time, because they have to get out to turn them. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/156 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/156.png Corollary That happens always when you're stuck in the mud. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/155 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/155.png Murphy's Law #155 Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/154 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/154.png Murphy's Law #154 No matter where you go, you always cut corners. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/153 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/153.png Murphy's Law #153 A 4X4 is twice the fun of a 2WD and costs the same. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/152 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/152.png Murphy's Law #152 Your snorkel is always that inch too short when it comes to diving. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/151 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/151.png Murphy's Law #151 Water is always deeper than it appears. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/150 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/150.png Murphy's Law #150 The tire blows when it is most needed. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/149 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/149.png Murphy's Law #149 The bigger the tire, the deeper the track. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/148 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/148.png Murphy's Law #148 There's never a tree around when you're stuck in the mud. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/147 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/147.png Murphy's Law #147 The heavier the car, the deeper it sinks. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/146 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/146.png Murphy's Law #146 You blow a tire when in the middle of the mud. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/145 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/145.png Murphy's Law #145 Mud tends to go where you do not want it. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/144 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/144.png Murphy's Law #144 The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little too short to reach a good hold. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/143 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/143.png Murphy's Law #143 Mud pools are always deeper than they appear. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/142 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/142.png Murphy's Law #142 The shortest distance between 2 points is by 4X4. Sent by Hein Traag. https://murphys-laws.com/law/141 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/141.png Murphy's Law #141 No matter who you sit next to, they will start a cell phone conversation about their Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation. Sent by Anthony Sullivan https://murphys-laws.com/law/140 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/140.png Murphy's Law #140 Crystal's Law - If you wait for a long bus and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it. Sent by DaeDream28@aol.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/139 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/139.png Murphy's Law #139 When walking to a bus stop, if you look back to see if the bus is coming, it won't. If you don't look back, the bus will pass you as you reach the bus stop. Sent by Edson https://murphys-laws.com/law/138 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/138.png Murphy's Law #138 Every dork wants a stupid conversation and won't get off the bus. Sent by pjwmail@ntlworld.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/137 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/137.png Murphy's Law #137 No one has the correct change. Sent by pjwmail@ntlworld.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/136 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/136.png Murphy's Law #136 When you're behind time, you always get every learner driver in front of you, and every light is red. Sent by pjwmail@ntlworld.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/135 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/135.png Murphy's Law #135 The last person on the bus always wants the previous stop. Sent by pjwmail@ntlworld.com https://murphys-laws.com/law/134 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/134.png Corollary Buses traveling in exactly opposite directions go empty. Sent by Swaminathan P. https://murphys-laws.com/law/133 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/133.png Murphy's Law #133 Irrespective of time and route, the city buses are always crowded. https://murphys-laws.com/law/132 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/132.png Murphy's Law #132 If you must take a bus, there's a strike. Sent by dizzy@campus.ie https://murphys-laws.com/law/131 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/131.png Murphy's Law #131 If you are late to the bus station, the bus will be on time. sent by Henk https://murphys-laws.com/law/130 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/130.png Corollary If you are late, the bus will be on time. Sent by Lonnie McLaughlin. https://murphys-laws.com/law/129 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/129.png Murphy's Law #129 If you are early, the bus will be late. https://murphys-laws.com/law/128 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/128.png Murphy's Law #128 The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitely creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/127 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/127.png Murphy's Law #127 Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately. Sent by Francoboom. https://murphys-laws.com/law/126 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/126.png Murphy's Law #126 If you light a cigarette to hurry the bus's arrival, it will be late. Sent by Yehuda Dodo. https://murphys-laws.com/law/125 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/125.png Murphy's Law #125 Comment: It also applies to taxis. Comment by Elias Stroulias. https://murphys-laws.com/law/124 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/124.png Murphy's Law #124 If you light a cigarette, the bus will come. Sent by Karacourt@aol.com. https://murphys-laws.com/law/123 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/123.png Murphy's Law #123 You've been waiting for the bus for a long time, so you light a cigarette, and then here comes the bus. Sent by Arthur Caldwell. https://murphys-laws.com/law/122 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/122.png Murphy's Law #122 The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the greater the chance he won't. Sent by The Sorokman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/121 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/121.png Murphy's Law #121 If you catch the last bus of the day, it leaves two minutes earlier. Sent by The Sorokman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/120 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/120.png Murphy's Law #120 The first bus from your route will always appear in the opposite direction. Sent by The Sorokman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/119 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/119.png Murphy's Law #119 The hotter it is outside, the greater the chance that there is no air conditioning. Sent by The Sorokman. https://murphys-laws.com/law/118 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/118.png Murphy's Law #118 The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you take is always ten minutes late. Sent by what'd ya say? https://murphys-laws.com/law/117 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/117.png Murphy's Law #117 If two or more bus routes go to one stop, at least one of each of the others will arrive before the one you want. Sent by Rene Chenier. https://murphys-laws.com/law/116 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/116.png Murphy's Law #116 Waiting for a bus is longer than the journey. Sent by Pradeep S. https://murphys-laws.com/law/115 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/115.png Murphy's Law #115 The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration. It is not a bus destination. https://murphys-laws.com/law/114 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/114.png Murphy's Law #114 Two buses for the same place will always pull together. https://murphys-laws.com/law/113 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/113.png Murphy's Law #113 The customer can be thrown off the bus at anytime, without any explanation. https://murphys-laws.com/law/112 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/112.png Murphy's Law #112 If you have no change, the bus driver won't have any. https://murphys-laws.com/law/111 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/111.png Murphy's Law #111 The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in. https://murphys-laws.com/law/110 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/110.png Corollary If you're late, the bus was early. https://murphys-laws.com/law/109 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/109.png Murphy's Law #109 If you're early, the bus is late. https://murphys-laws.com/law/108 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/108.png Corollary If you read the timetable correctly, it's outdated. https://murphys-laws.com/law/107 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/107.png Murphy's Law #107 If you think you have lots of time before your bus, you've read the timetable wrong. https://murphys-laws.com/law/106 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/106.png Murphy's Law #106 If you're running late, the bus will be too. https://murphys-laws.com/law/105 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/105.png Murphy's Law #105 If it's raining, cold, or both, the bus will be late. https://murphys-laws.com/law/104 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/104.png Corollary Smashing an alarm clock to pieces is a healthy and cheap way to relieve tension. Sent by Brad Johnson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/103 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/103.png Murphy's Law #103 An alarm clock can cause even the most passive of us to become violent. Sent by Brad Johnson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/102 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/102.png Murphy's Law #102 The snooze bar is the greatest invention by man. Sent by Brad Johnson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/101 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/101.png Murphy's Law #101 The least irritating alarm is the most inefficient. Sent by Brad Johnson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/100 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/100.png Murphy's Law #100 Radio clocks never go off. Sent by Brad Johnson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/99 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/99.png Murphy's Law #99 The alarm will never go off whenever you have something important to do the next morning. Sent by Brad Johnson. https://murphys-laws.com/law/98 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/98.png Wirth's law Software is getting slower more quickly than hardware is getting faster https://murphys-laws.com/law/97 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/97.png Wiio's laws Communication usually fails, except by accident. https://murphys-laws.com/law/96 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/96.png Vierordt's law Short durations are overestimated and long durations underestimated. https://murphys-laws.com/law/95 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/95.png Van Loon's law Mechanical development is inversely related to the availability of slave labor. https://murphys-laws.com/law/94 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/94.png Twyman's law Interesting data are usually erroneous https://murphys-laws.com/law/93 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/93.png Tesler's law (law of conservation of complexity) Every application has an irreducible amount of complexity. https://murphys-laws.com/law/92 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/92.png Sturgeon's law 90% of everything is crud. https://murphys-laws.com/law/91 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/91.png Streisand effect Attempts to suppress information often lead to greater publicity https://murphys-laws.com/law/90 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/90.png Stigler's law of eponymy No discovery is named after its original discoverer. https://murphys-laws.com/law/89 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/89.png Spearman's law of diminishing returns Predictive power of general intelligence decreases at high IQ levels. https://murphys-laws.com/law/88 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/88.png Shirky principle Institutions will try to preserve the problem they claim to solve. https://murphys-laws.com/law/87 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/87.png Segal's law A person with two watches is never sure of the time https://murphys-laws.com/law/86 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/86.png Sayre's law Disputes become more bitter as the stakes decrease https://murphys-laws.com/law/85 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/85.png Say's law Supply creates its own demand in free markets https://murphys-laws.com/law/84 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/84.png Rothbard's law Everyone specializes in their weakest area. https://murphys-laws.com/law/83 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/83.png Rosenthal effect (Pygmalion effect) Higher expectations lead to increased performance. https://murphys-laws.com/law/82 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/82.png Roemer's law A built hospital bed will be filled. https://murphys-laws.com/law/81 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/81.png Reilly's law of retail gravitation Consumers gravitate toward larger shopping centers. https://murphys-laws.com/law/80 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/80.png Putt's law Technology is dominated by those who do not understand it; corollary: hierarchies invert competence https://murphys-laws.com/law/79 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/79.png Price's law In a given field, the square root of the number of participants produces half the output. https://murphys-laws.com/law/78 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/78.png Pournelle's iron law of bureaucracy Bureaucracies end up run by people serving the bureaucracy rather than its goals. https://murphys-laws.com/law/77 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/77.png Postel's law Be conservative in what you send and liberal in what you accept. https://murphys-laws.com/law/76 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/76.png Poe's law Without obvious humor, parody of extremism is indistinguishable from sincere extremism. https://murphys-laws.com/law/75 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/75.png Peter principle Employees rise to their level of incompetence. https://murphys-laws.com/law/74 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/74.png Peltzman effect Safety measures are offset by compensatory risk‑taking. https://murphys-laws.com/law/73 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/73.png Parkinson's law of triviality Disproportionate time is spent on trivial issues. https://murphys-laws.com/law/72 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/72.png Parkinson's law Work expands to fill the available time. https://murphys-laws.com/law/71 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/71.png Pareto principle 80% of outcomes come from 20% of causes. https://murphys-laws.com/law/70 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/70.png Papert's principle Cognitive growth depends on developing new ways to use existing knowledge. https://murphys-laws.com/law/69 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/69.png Overton window Politically acceptable ideas lie within a shifting range of public opinion https://murphys-laws.com/law/68 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/68.png Occam's razor The simplest sufficient explanation is preferred. https://murphys-laws.com/law/67 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/67.png Niven's law If time travel is possible, no time machine will be invented. https://murphys-laws.com/law/66 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/66.png Neuhaus's law wWhen orthodoxy is optional, it eventually becomes prohibited. https://murphys-laws.com/law/65 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/65.png Mooers's law Information will be avoided if obtaining it is more troublesome than not having it https://murphys-laws.com/law/64 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/64.png Miller's law (communication) To understand another's statement, assume it is true and consider what it could be true of https://murphys-laws.com/law/63 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/63.png Littlewood's law Miracles happen about once per month to every person. https://murphys-laws.com/law/62 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/62.png Linus's law Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow. https://murphys-laws.com/law/61 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/61.png Lindy's law The life expectancy of something is proportional to its age. https://murphys-laws.com/law/60 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/60.png Lem's law Nobody reads; if they read they don't understand; if they understand they forget. https://murphys-laws.com/law/59 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/59.png Kranzberg's Sixth Law of Technology Technology is a very human activity-and so is the history of technology. https://murphys-laws.com/law/58 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/58.png Kranzberg's Fifth Law of Technology All history is relevant, but the history of technology is the most relevant. https://murphys-laws.com/law/57 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/57.png Kranzberg's Fourth Law of Technology Although technology might be a prime element in many public issues, nontechnical factors take precedence in technology-policy decisions. https://murphys-laws.com/law/56 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/56.png Kranzberg's Third Law of Technology Technology comes in packages, big and small. https://murphys-laws.com/law/55 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/55.png Kranzberg's Second Law of Technology Invention is the mother of necessity. https://murphys-laws.com/law/54 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/54.png Kranzberg's First Law of Technology Technology is neither good nor bad; nor is it neutral. https://murphys-laws.com/law/53 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/53.png Joy's law Most of the smartest people work for someone else. https://murphys-laws.com/law/52 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/52.png Hutber's law Improvement means deterioration. https://murphys-laws.com/law/51 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/51.png Hotelling's law Competing producers will make products as similar as possible. https://murphys-laws.com/law/50 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/50.png Hofstadter's law Tasks always take longer than expected, even when this law is considered. https://murphys-laws.com/law/49 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/49.png Hickam's dictum Patients may have multiple diseases at once https://murphys-laws.com/law/48 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/48.png Hick's law Decision time increases with the number of choices. https://murphys-laws.com/law/47 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/47.png Zawinski's Law of Software Envelopment Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can. https://murphys-laws.com/law/46 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/46.png Hartley's law Quantity of information is proportional to log of signal variety. https://murphys-laws.com/law/45 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/45.png Greenspun's tenth rule Any sufficiently complicated C program contains a half‑implemented Common Lisp https://murphys-laws.com/law/44 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/44.png Goodhart's law When a measure becomes a target, it stops being a good measure. https://murphys-laws.com/law/43 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/43.png Godwin's law As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a Nazi analogy approaches one. https://murphys-laws.com/law/42 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/42.png Ginsberg's Theorem Part 4 (consequence of third law of thermodynamics) You cannot even quit the game. https://murphys-laws.com/law/41 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/41.png Ginsberg's Theorem Part 3 (consequence of second law of thermodynamics) You cannot break even in the game. https://murphys-laws.com/law/40 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/40.png Ginsberg's Theorem Part 2 (consequence of first law of thermodynamics) You cannot win in the game. https://murphys-laws.com/law/39 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/39.png Ginsberg's Theorem Part 1 (consequence of zeroth law of thermodynamics) There is a game, which you are already playing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/38 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/38.png Gibson's law For every PhD there is an equal and opposite PhD. https://murphys-laws.com/law/37 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/37.png Gibrat's law Firm size and growth are independent. https://murphys-laws.com/law/36 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/36.png Gerson's law Take advantage in every situation regardless of ethics. https://murphys-laws.com/law/35 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/35.png Gell‑Mann amnesia effect People trust news outside their expertise even after seeing errors in familiar topics. https://murphys-laws.com/law/34 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/34.png Gause's law (competitive exclusion) Complete competitors cannot coexist. https://murphys-laws.com/law/33 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/33.png Gall's law Complex systems that work evolved from simpler systems that worked. https://murphys-laws.com/law/32 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/32.png Metcalfe's law network value grows with the square of the number of users. https://murphys-laws.com/law/31 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/31.png Dollo's law Evolution is irreversible; organisms don't revert to ancestral states. https://murphys-laws.com/law/30 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/30.png Doctorow's law Anytime someone puts a lock on something you own, against your wishes, and doesn't give you the key, they're not doing it for your benefit. https://murphys-laws.com/law/29 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/29.png Dilbert principle Ineffective employees are promoted to management to minimize harm. https://murphys-laws.com/law/28 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/28.png Cunningham's law The best way to get a correct answer on the Internet is to post a wrong one https://murphys-laws.com/law/27 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/27.png Crane's law There is no such thing as a free lunch. https://murphys-laws.com/law/26 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/26.png Cope's rule Evolutionary lineages tend to increase in body size over time https://murphys-laws.com/law/25 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/25.png Cooper's law The number of simultaneous wireless conversations doubles every 30 months. https://murphys-laws.com/law/24 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/24.png Conway's law The structure of software reflects the organizational structure that produced it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/23 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/23.png Conquest's Third Law The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies. https://murphys-laws.com/law/22 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/22.png Conquest's Second Law Any organization not explicitly right-wing sooner or later becomes left-wing. https://murphys-laws.com/law/21 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/21.png Conquest's First Law Everyone is conservative about what he knows best. https://murphys-laws.com/law/20 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/20.png Collingridge's dilemma Technology is easiest to regulate before its impacts are understood, but by then it may be entrenched. https://murphys-laws.com/law/19 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/19.png Gehm's corollary to Sir Arthur Charles Clarke Third Law Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. https://murphys-laws.com/law/18 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/18.png Sterling's corollary to Clarke's law Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic. https://murphys-laws.com/law/17 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/17.png Grey's law. Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. https://murphys-laws.com/law/16 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/16.png Charles Rubin Law Any sufficiently advanced act of benevolence is indistinguishable from malevolence. https://murphys-laws.com/law/15 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/15.png Shermer's last law Any sufficiently advanced extraterrestrial intelligence is indistinguishable from God. https://murphys-laws.com/law/14 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/14.png Sir Arthur Charles Clarke Third Law Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. https://murphys-laws.com/law/13 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/13.png Sir Arthur Charles Clarke Second Law The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. https://murphys-laws.com/law/12 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/12.png Sir Arthur Charles Clarke First Law When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. https://murphys-laws.com/law/11 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/11.png Claasen's logarithmic law of usefulness Usefulness is proportional to the logarithm of technology https://murphys-laws.com/law/10 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/10.png Chesterton's fence Don't change an established practice until its purpose is understood https://murphys-laws.com/law/9 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/9.png Cheops law Nothing is built on schedule or within budget https://murphys-laws.com/law/8 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/8.png Chekhov's gun Narrative elements should be essential; anything extraneous must be removed. https://murphys-laws.com/law/7 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/7.png Celine's Third Law An honest politician is a national calamity. https://murphys-laws.com/law/6 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/6.png Celine's Second Law Accurate communication is possible only in a non-punishing situation. https://murphys-laws.com/law/5 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/5.png Celine's First Law National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity. https://murphys-laws.com/law/4 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/4.png Brooks's law Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. https://murphys-laws.com/law/3 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/3.png Brandolini's law (Bullshit Asymmetry Principle) Refuting misinformation requires an order of magnitude more effort than producing it. https://murphys-laws.com/law/2 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/2.png Betteridge's law of headlines Any headline posed as a question can be answered with "no." https://murphys-laws.com/law/1 https://murphys-laws.com/api/v1/og/law/1.png Alder's razor (Newton's flaming laser sword) What cannot be settled by experiment is not worth debating.