Murphy's Bus Laws

The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration. It is not a bus destination.

If you're early, the bus is late.

If it's raining, cold, or both, the bus will be late.

No matter who you sit next to, they will start a cell phone conversation about their Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation.

- Anthony Sullivan

Crystal's Law - If you wait for a long bus and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.

- Anonymous

When walking to a bus stop, if you look back to see if the bus is coming, it won't. If you don't look back, the bus will pass you as you reach the bus stop.

- Edson

Every dork wants a stupid conversation and won't get off the bus.

- Anonymous

No one has the correct change.

- Anonymous

When you're behind time, you always get every learner driver in front of you, and every light is red.

- Anonymous

The last person on the bus always wants the previous stop.

- Anonymous

Irrespective of time and route, the city buses are always crowded.

If you must take a bus, there's a strike.

- Anonymous

If you are late to the bus station, the bus will be on time.

- Henk

If you are early, the bus will be late.

The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitely creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man.

- Francoboom

Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.

- Francoboom

If you light a cigarette to hurry the bus's arrival, it will be late.

- Yehuda Dodo

If you light a cigarette, the bus will come.

- Anonymous

You've been waiting for the bus for a long time, so you light a cigarette, and then here comes the bus.

- Arthur Caldwell

The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the greater the chance he won't.

- The Sorokman

If you catch the last bus of the day, it leaves two minutes earlier.

- The Sorokman

The first bus from your route will always appear in the opposite direction.

- The Sorokman

The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you take is always ten minutes late.

- what'd ya say?

If two or more bus routes go to one stop, at least one of each of the others will arrive before the one you want.

- Rene Chenier

Waiting for a bus is longer than the journey.

- Pradeep S.