Murphy's Cars Laws

Corollary: It will be a school bus that will make frequent and sudden stops. Sent by Frank (a.k.a. The Xception)

- Frank (a.k.a. The Xception)

If you are late and stuck in the right-hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop. Sent by Frank (a.k.a. The Xception)

- Frank (a.k.a. The Xception)

A semi-truck will be in each lane whenever you are late on the highway to slow down traffic. Sent by Frank (a.k.a. The Xception)

- Frank (a.k.a. The Xception)

A car will always travel behind you when you want to slow down. Sent by Robert Van Sile

- Robert Van Sile

A flat won't occur while you have a spare wheel. Sent by Sanchay

- Sanchay

A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. They will be in the car. Sent by Sanchay

- Sanchay

If you're stuck in a traffic jam and move to the fast lane, it will become the slowest; if you move back, that lane will stand still. Sent by Or Gadish

- Or Gadish

The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic will be clear. Sent by Marisa Booth

- Marisa Booth

The later you run, the slower the people in front of you and on any accessible side will drive. Sent by Marisa Booth

- Marisa Booth

The later you run, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path. Sent by Marisa Booth

- Marisa Booth

Corollary: On the side of the car closest to the traffic speeding past. Sent by David Poole

- David Poole

A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark.

Your child will fall asleep in the car 5 minutes before you reach your destination.

Your car keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest. Sent by Stan NZ

- Stan NZ

Car dealers always create a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford. Sent by Skwirl

- Skwirl

After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will probably be broken into on the same day. Sent byFloris Kleijne. Sender comment: They may not be Murphy's most eloquent laws, but they happened in Ireland earlier this year.

When you waive the extra insurance, your rental car will be vandalized. Sent byFloris Kleijne. Sender comment: They may not be Murphy's most eloquent laws, but they happened in Ireland earlier this year.

- Floris Kleijne

Corollary: A huge insect will splotch on your windscreen within one minute after you exit the carwash. Sent by Zain

The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.

The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts. Sent by Frepp

- Frepp

Corollary: Unless there is a floor drain. Sent by David G. Showers

- David G. Showers

If you're working under a car's hood and dropping something, it will always roll to the middle of the car and just out of reach. Sent by Butch

- Butch

There's always a parking space when driving a 4X4. Sent by Hein Traag

- Hein Traag

Corollary: washing a car to make it rain will cause a drought. Sent by Darren

- Darren

Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods. Sent by Natalie.

- Natalie