Murphy's Fighting Airplanes Laws

'Armor' is a fantasy invented by your C.O. to make you feel better.

- Luke

If you have got into the sun and are about to ambush the enemy, it will either be a trap or you'll run out of fuel.

- Luke

Your radar will not pick up the enemy behind you or the one in the sun.

- Luke

When getting spare parts for your aircraft, you can get them cheaply, fast, and in good condition. Pick two.

- Luke

You may have the better plane, but the enemy is the better pilot - or vice versa.

- Luke

Your cannon will jam in combat, and when you return to base, there will be nothing wrong with it.

- Luke

Air Brakes don't.

- Luke

Afterburners aren't.

- Luke

Heat-seeking missiles don't know the difference between friend and foe.

- Luke

The enemy always has the advantage.

- Luke