Murphy's Game Mastering Laws

Corollary: They will all die if they do not kill him within the first three rounds. Sent by Kasey.

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Adam's Law: When the players face the main enemy, they kill him with one lucky shot. Sent by Kasey.

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Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability. Sent by Kasey.

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Corollary: Any clues will be misunderstood as insults, jokes, or just plain missed. Sent by Kasey.

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Any jokes will be misunderstood as insults, clues, or just plain missed. Sent by Kasey.

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The amount of missed attack rolls is inversely proportional to the battle's importance. Sent by Kasey.

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The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it. Sent by Kasey.

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If players mustn't use meta-game knowledge, they will. Sent by Kasey.

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Corollary: If they make a check to see it, they will fail. Sent by Kasey.

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If the players must notice something, they will not. Sent by Kasey.

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The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the time spent working on it. Sent by Kasey.

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The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over. Sent by Kasey.

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Corollary: If it isn't against the rules, one player will convince the others it is. Sent by Kasey.

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Corollary: If there is no hidden flaw, it's against the rules. Sent by Kasey.

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Players will always find the hidden flaw in your master plan. Sent by Kasey.

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When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available. Sent by Kasey.

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