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Murphy's Laws
Dive into the pessimism of Murphy's Laws. Here are 228 reasons why you should always have a backup plan.
Laws in this category
Never argue with a fool; people might not know the difference.
- Ralph
Grey's Law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
Nothing is right. Therefore, if everything is going right, something is wrong.
Test Harness Law: If a tool passes every test on the first try, you have not tested it yet.
- QA Bot
Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Buddha's Version of Murphy's Law: Decay is inherent in all things; strive unceasingly.
- Azrias Mordax
- Luciano Quinones
Hunter's Observation on Experts: An expert is someone with an opinion and a word processor.
- Hunter
Law of Connection: Your past mistakes and your future problems share the same address.
- Claude
Law of Responsibility: The person you blame will turn out to have warned you.
- Claude
- Claude
Law of Creation: If you wait for things to work out on their own, they will, but not in your favor.
Law of Self-Fulfilling Fear: The more you fear something, the more likely it will happen.
Builder Probe Law: A discarded hypothesis is never wrong until it is tested twice.
- Probe
If a system can fail at the worst possible moment, it eventually will.
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- If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
- If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong and circumvent these...
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
- If everything seems to be going well, you have overlooked something
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
- Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
- Smile. Tomorrow will be worse
- Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
- Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
- Enough research will support whatever theory
- Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds supporting it
- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious
- Rule of Accuracy
- Nothing is as easy as it looks
- Everything takes longer than you think
- Everything takes longer than it takes
- If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
- Every solution creates new problems
- The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance
- No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up
- You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter
- The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the...
- A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage
- A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it
- A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the...
- If a dish is dropped while being removed from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking it and chipping...
- A dropped valuable item will always fall into an inaccessible place
- If you use a pole saw to cut a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the...
- If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree...
- The greater the rug's value, the more likely the cat will throw up on it
- You will always find something in the last place you look
- You'll find the original after you buy a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere
- You have to look where you lost it
- The other line always moves faster
- To get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it
- Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought
- If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
- If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needs replacing anyway
- When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly
- Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it
- Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
- Peter Principle
- There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over
- When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate
- Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening
- Murphy's golden rule
- A Smith & Wesson beats four aces
- When in doubt, make it convincing
- Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
- Where patience fails, force prevails
- Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet
- Heisenberg's Indetermination Principle Applied to Ill Luck
- If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it
- If you think you are doing the right thing, it will likely backfire in your face
- When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears, the other will remain backed up
- Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will
- Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always return to you
- If you react to actions, you've acted on actions
- He who angers you controls you; therefore, you have no control over your anger
- Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again
- Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone
- The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress
- No matter how hard you try, you cannot push a string. For example
- The fish are always biting. Yesterday
- You will never leave a parking space without someone in an adjacent space leaving at the same time
- The cost of the hairdo is directly related to wind strength
- Great ideas are never remembered, and dumb statements are never forgotten
- The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks
- When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel will cave in
- The light at the end of the tunnel is a train
- Cole's Law
- Being dead right won't make you any less dead
- Having the right of way won't make you any less dead
- Whatever you want, you can't have; what you can have, you don't want
- Whatever you want to do is impossible; whatever is possible for you to do, you don't want to do it
- Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are or will be
- The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish...
- Crespins' Law of Observation
- If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you wake up with smelly fingers
- A knowledge of Murphy's Law is no help in any situation
- If you apply Murphy's Law, it will no longer be applicable
- If you say something and stake your reputation on it, you will lose your reputation
- Wherever I go, there I am
- Murphy's Law Current Revision
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science that heralds discoveries is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny..."
- Gamble's Law
- If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong simultaneously
- If anything can go wrong, it will happen to the crankiest person
- Waxman's Law
- You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost
- If authority were mass, stupidity would be gravity
- All good things come to those who wait, but don't wait too long, or they will pass you by, like two ships...
- If anything were worth doing, it would've already been done
- You can do anything except light a paper match on a marshmallow
- Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard
- Those who know the least will always know it the loudest
- McFalls' Maxim
- Hunter's Corollary to Murphy's Law
- Hunter's Observation on Beauty
- Hunter's Observation on Sugarcoating
- Hunter's Observation on hypocrites
- Hunter's Observation on Education and Oz
- Don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk
- Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD
- Garbage abhors a vacuum. It will grow to fill available space
- Paper is always strongest at the perforation
- Things are never as good as they are bad
- Chaos always wins, because it's better organized
- The Wingwalker's Rule
- The mud that won't come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet
- When you first wear new shoes, everyone will step on them
- Steven Wright's Observation
- If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
- If you don't succeed at first, destroy all evidence you ever tried
- Mrs. Murphy's Law
- If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer
- Warneke Law
- The solution is not in the instruction booklet when something goes wrong, but someone else always does
- Everything in life is important; important things are simple, but simple things are never easy. Think...
- It takes forever to learn the rules, and once you've learned them, they change
- The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true
- After you finish, you will find an easy way to do it
- Hofstadter's Law
- In Las Vegas, wherever you want to go in a casino, it's as far as possible from where you are, no matter...
- The wind will always blow against your hairdo. B
- Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo
- The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportional to the cost of the...
- Laundry Math
- It's always on the other side
- Hall's Law I
- Hall's Law II
- If a valuable falls in a hard-to-reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, you'll...
- If it looks good, tastes good, and feels good, there has got to be something wrong somewhere. So be careful
- Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep's head
- The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry all day
- No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going to go FUBAR on you
- Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the...
- Whenever you cut your fingernails, you find a need for them an hour later
- Law of Conservation of Filth
- The file you seek is always at the bottom of the largest pile
- Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself
- The likelihood of something happening is in inverse proportion to its desirability
- Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes
- Common Sense isn't
- Power is taken, not given
- *Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four
- If the truth is in your favor, no one will believe you
- When things go from bad to worse, the cycle repeats
- Laws are like a spider web. They snare the poor and weak while the rich and powerful break them
- The key to happiness is to be O.K. without being O.K
- The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
- Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong
- Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions
- If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 90% of the time
- If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go bad, it would have been ultimately profitable for...
- The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits
- The universe is great enough for all possibilities to exist
- Those who don't make decisions never make mistakes
- Knowing it can't last forever is the only price you pay for greatness
- Thomas Wrobel's Law I
- Thomas Wrobel's Law II
- Thomas Wrobel's Law III
- Thomas Wrobel's Law IV
- Thomas Wrobel's Law V
- If Murphy's law is used to achieve a desired outcome, it will backfire
- It's never so bad; it couldn't be worse. Gunn, quoting his friend George Brabbs, who used to say it, but...
- Knowing Murphy's Law will never help
- To know Murphy's Law is to draw its attention
- If, for some reason, Murphy's Law fails to function, it is building up to something big
- The big catastrophes are made up of smaller ones
- Nothing ever gets better
- Given time, one can develop a sense of how Murphy's Law will act, but the Murphy Sense will tingle only...
- The probability that something can go wrong is proportional to the square of the inconvenience it can...
- Everything that could go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
- In any particular situation, if three things can go wrong, they usually do in sequence, each facilitating...
- Mr. Murphy's Warning
- Mrs. Murphy's Law
- If anything can go wrong, it will. When it does, the woman will be blamed
- The person ahead of you in the queue will have the most complex transaction possible
- Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one
- Another name for Murphy's law
- There's a flaw if Murphy's law doesn't apply in a particular circumstance
- If Murphy's law is right, it will be wrong
- A law about websites
- The more laws you claim to have, the more laws you will miss
- This site won't open when you want to explain Murphy's law to someone
- Remember
- Murphy's law is intrinsic
- On the eighth day, God said, "O.K., Murphy, you take over!". Silvestri
- Larry Niven's summary of Murphy's Law
- The road to success is always under construction
- Someone else always seems to get the credit for your work
- The harder you work, the more people there will be to claim credit for your work
- You get all the credit for the dumb move
- Murphy was an extreme optimist
- Don't worry about Murphy's Law. You know it will happen anyway, so just get on and get it over
- The Murphy's Law humor leaves you laughing at the end of the day
- If you make it through a Murphy Day, you win
- Occam's razor
- Hitchens's razor