Murphy's Love Laws

You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone. Sent by Adrian Piñeiro.

- Adrian Piñeiro

In any married couple, both members think they will be the first to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong. Sent by John Rebillot.

- John Rebillot

Rebillot's Law of Infertility: You never know you are infertile until you try to fertilize. Sent by John Rebillot.

- John Rebillot

A person's imperfection is proportional to how much you hate them. Sent by Safwan Aumari.

- Safwan Aumari

A person's perfection is proportional to how much you love them. Sent by Safwan Aumari.

- Safwan Aumari

If you get it, it will be removed. Sent by Peter V. Garalde.

- Peter V. Garalde

The person you want the most will end up with the person you hate the most. Sent by Peter V. Garalde.

- Peter V. Garalde

Absence makes the heart wander. Sent by ???.

- ???

Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong. Sent by Cy Hilterman.

- Cy Hilterman

You always need a more patient partner, no matter how patient they are. Sent by Aman J Singh.

- Aman J Singh

The best way to get over a woman is to get over another. Sent by Huzaifa Ayaz.

- Huzaifa Ayaz

You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall. Sent by R. Jones.

- R. Jones

The girl/boyfriend who says they are - aren't. Sent by Micah Tolbert.

- Micah Tolbert

When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Sent by Joe Fox.

- Joe Fox

Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend is like being told you didn't get the job because you're overqualified. Sent by Vin Burgh.

- Vin Burgh

The sexier a man is, the more likely he is to be gay. Sent by M.

- M.

The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl. Sent by Aditya.

- Aditya

You may get off on a cheap hooker, but you can't get off on an affordable lawyer. Sent by Ryan Shuck.

- Ryan Shuck

Everyone believes in love, but wonders if it exists. Sent by Sushil Choudhari.

- Sushil Choudhari

Wedding cake cures nymphomania. Sent by Juggy.

- Juggy

Love can be your best friend and/or your worst enemy. Sent by Jennifer W.

- Jennifer W.

The quiet ones always have the two dozen corpses in their basements. Sent by Bo Zhang.

- Bo Zhang

If you are happy together, wait till you are married. Sent by Stefan Farkas.

- Stefan Farkas

If a beautiful wo/man loves you, it's fake. Sent by Stefan Farkas.

- Stefan Farkas

If you want love, you don't get it. Sent by Stefan Farkas.

- Stefan Farkas