Murphy's Mother's Laws

If it's not one thing, it's your mother. Sent by M. Cottrell.

- M. Cottrell

Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles. Sent by Anonymous.

You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum. Sent by Myself.

- Myself

If your kid grows up to be like you, it's an insult, not to you but to the kid. Sent by Mohammed Ram Jackson.

- Mohammed Ram Jackson

Call your Mom. Sent by Nikki Hubbell-VanHoosear.

- Nikki Hubbell-VanHoosear

Corollary: A child will only ask for a glass of milk after you put the milk carton back in the refrigerator.Sent by Lexia Gibson.

- Lexia Gibson

A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.