Murphy's Mother's Laws

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

- M. Cottrell

Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.

- Anonymous

You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.

- Myself

If your kid grows up to be like you, it's an insult, not to you but to the kid.

- Mohammed Ram Jackson

Call your Mom.

- Nikki Hubbell-VanHoosear

A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.