Murphy's Mother's Laws

• A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.
• Corollary: A child will only ask for a glass of milk after you put the milk carton back in the refrigerator.Sent by Lexia Gibson.
• Call your Mom. Sent by Nikki Hubbell-VanHoosear.
• If your kid grows up to be like you, it's an insult, not to you but to the kid. Sent by Mohammed Ram Jackson.
• You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum. Sent by Myself.
• Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles. Sent by Anonymous.
• If it's not one thing, it's your mother. Sent by M. Cottrell.