Murphy's Alarm Clock Laws

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Corollary: Smashing an alarm clock to pieces is a healthy and cheap way to relieve tension. Sent by Brad Johnson.

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An alarm clock can cause even the most passive of us to become violent. Sent by Brad Johnson.

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The snooze bar is the greatest invention by man. Sent by Brad Johnson.

- Brad Johnson

The least irritating alarm is the most inefficient. Sent by Brad Johnson.

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Radio clocks never go off. Sent by Brad Johnson.

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The alarm will never go off whenever you have something important to do the next morning. Sent by Brad Johnson.

- Brad Johnson

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