Murphy's Alarm Clock Laws

• The alarm will never go off whenever you have something important to do the next morning. Sent by Brad Johnson.
• Radio clocks never go off. Sent by Brad Johnson.
• The least irritating alarm is the most inefficient. Sent by Brad Johnson.
• The snooze bar is the greatest invention by man. Sent by Brad Johnson.
• An alarm clock can cause even the most passive of us to become violent. Sent by Brad Johnson.
• Corollary: Smashing an alarm clock to pieces is a healthy and cheap way to relieve tension. Sent by Brad Johnson.