Murphy's Golf Laws

• Whenever you think your drive will go right, it won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa.
• Whenever you think your aim is right, it's not. Sent by Teodoro Correa.
• Whenever you think you might finish a 9-hole play with one ball, you won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa.
• It will ditch whenever you think you have a clear drive over water. Sent by Teodoro Correa.
• Whenever you think you might par you boogie. Sent by Teodoro Correa.
• Whenever you think you hit the green, you won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa.
• The more people see you driving on the range, the more you slice your driving. Sent by Mohamed
• Rain on a golf course is God's way of telling you that you're playing too slowly. Sent by Dave Bradshaw.
• Only good golf shots are ever spoiled by the most unlikely of events. Sent by Dave Bradshaw.