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Murphy's Golf Laws

The ultimate collection of 9 laws regarding Murphy's Golf Laws. If it can go wrong, it will, and usually at the worst time.

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Only good golf shots are ever spoiled by the most unlikely of events. Sent by Dave Bradshaw.

- Dave Bradshaw

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Rain on a golf course is God's way of telling you that you're playing too slowly. Sent by Dave Bradshaw.

- Dave Bradshaw

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The more people see you driving on the range, the more you slice your driving. Sent by Mohamed

- Mohamed

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Whenever you think you hit the green, you won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa.

- Teodoro Correa

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Whenever you think you might par you boogie. Sent by Teodoro Correa.

- Teodoro Correa

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It will ditch whenever you think you have a clear drive over water. Sent by Teodoro Correa.

- Teodoro Correa

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Whenever you think you might finish a 9-hole play with one ball, you won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa.

- Teodoro Correa

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Whenever you think your aim is right, it's not. Sent by Teodoro Correa.

- Teodoro Correa

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Whenever you think your drive will go right, it won't. Sent by Teodoro Correa.

- Teodoro Correa

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