Murphy's Gravity Laws

• You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy. Sent by Chase Smith.
• The lighter the rug, the more likely a dropped peanut butter and jelly sandwich will land face down. Sent by Chase Smith.
• When working up high, the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits. Sent by Chase Smith.
• If you drop an unbreakable object, it will always land on something more valuable. Sent by Mighty Mole.