Murphy's Transformers Laws

Murphy's Nitpicking Note: Every character has an aspect that can and will be insulted and ridiculed at length.

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Nobody ever dies; everyone returns to bug you and make you waste ammunition on them.

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The more powerful your altmode, the longer and easier it will be to interrupt your transformation.

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The typical job interview will begin with "So, what cultural stereotype do you represent?"

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Even if you wield the Matrix, end the war, and save the universe a few times, there'll still be a writer out there who will see to it that you'll be remembered for that one horrible story you were in.

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If your leader carries a big cannon on his right arm, respectfully request a transfer.

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When you think you've cornered someone, they'll call in their friends and combine into a huge lumbering giant who will promptly crush you.

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If you have an aerial altmode and take to the sky, someone will hit you with an EMP blast.

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Shoot them all, let Primus sort them out.

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Murphy's Cybertron Blues T-Shirt Analogy: My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.

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Cybertronian Marksmanship is an oxymoron.

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Just because you have a ten in one of your stats doesn't mean some leader toy can't pulverize you with its 10+ stat.

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Murphy's Law of Acceptable Disguise: All good altmodes are taken.

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Never deceive yourself into thinking you're the toughest Transformer. If Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you.

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