Source status: Attributed to Robert Mueller
You'll either be overrun by newbies who have too original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left deserted without players. Sent by Robert Mueller.
- Robert Mueller
This law belongs with Murphy's Unformatted Character Sheets Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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