Source status: Attributed to Kit Dalton
If you say anything to a cowboy with blue hair and an orange beard wearing green, pink, and yellow outfits, telling him he's a handsome-looking buckaroo vaquero would be in your best interest.
- Kit Dalton
This law belongs with Murphy's Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws[^1], where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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