Source status: Attributed to Kit Dalton
If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match to light his cigar.
- Kit Dalton
This law belongs with Murphy's Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws[^1], where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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