Murphy's Law
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If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
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If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
This law belongs with Murphy's Cops Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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