Murphy's Law
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You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.
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This law belongs with Murphy's Cops Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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