Corollary of The First Law of Ambulance Operation No matter how fast you drive when responding to a call, it is never fast enough.

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Until you pass a police cruiser, it will be entirely too fast.

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This law belongs with Murphy's Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.

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