Corollary of Basic Assumption About Dispatchers' Law Given the opportunity, any dispatcher will be only too happy to tell you where to go, regardless of...

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A dispatcher will always refer to a given location in the most obscure manner possible. For example, "Stumpy Brown's Cabbage Field" is now covered by a mall.

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This law belongs with Murphy's Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.

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