Corollary of The Second Rule of Bystanders Always assume that any Physician found at the scene of an emergency is a Gynecologist, until proven otherwise.

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Never turn your back on a Proctologist.

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This law belongs with Murphy's Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.

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