Murphy's Law
Source status: Attributed to The Sorokman
If a girl tells you, "Let's stay friends," she won't call you again. If you call, she won't answer.
- The Sorokman
You'll always catch a fever before the first date.
- The Sorokman
In context
This law belongs with Murphy's Love Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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