Source status: Attributed to Fred Wickens
The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball used in a very enjoyable lawn game. This will not work if other balls are available. Sent by Fred Wickens.
- Fred Wickens
This law belongs with Murphy's Miscellaneous Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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