Corollary

Source status: Attributed to Emily Stewart

A march rushes in proportion to a band's inability to play it quickly. Sent by Emily Stewart.

- Emily Stewart

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This law belongs with Murphy's Music Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.

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