Murphy's Law
Source status: Attributed to Dan Wasson
An employee's rank is in inverse proportion to his use of a computer, and in proportion to its performance.
- Dan Wasson
The only program that runs perfectly every time is a virus.
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This law belongs with Murphy's Computer Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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