Murphy's Law

Source status: Attributed to Francoboom

If you get used to thinking "screw you" after every superior speaks to you, you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper, people will mind.

- Francoboom

Category: Murphy's Employees Laws

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This law belongs with Murphy's Employees Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.

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