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If you have not yet gone to the Bathroom, you will soon regret it.
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If you have not yet gone to the Bathroom, you will soon regret it.
This law belongs with Murphy's EMT Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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