The Law of Protocol Directives

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The simplest Protocol Directive will be worded in the most obscure and complicated manner possible. Speeds, for example, will be expressed as "Furlongs per Fortnight" and flow rates as "Hogsheads per Hour".

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This law belongs with Murphy's EMT Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.

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