Source status: Attributed to Robert Mueller
If you're actually in range for throwing a grenade at him and attempt it, it will bounce off the one lone tree nearby and sail right back at you. Sent by Robert Mueller.
- Robert Mueller
This law belongs with Murphy's Jagged Alliance 2 Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.
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