Murphy's Law

Source status: Attributed to F. Paul Webster

Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the Pig. Sent by F. Paul Webster.

- F. Paul Webster

Category: Murphy's Miscellaneous Laws

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This law belongs with Murphy's Miscellaneous Laws, where small assumptions, timing, and system complexity tend to turn into memorable failures.

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